You're walking home from grocery store and this guy stepped out of his car and approaches you, wat do?
>>729546566
Beg him to shoot my wife
*teleports behind u*
Do a 360 and walk away
My 18yo GF
Dubs = 1 more pic
Trips = 1 pussy pic
Quads = video
Quints = face
>>729553137
rolling rolling rolling
>>729553223
I'll give you one for trying and to get things rollin (ignore the jelly beans)
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>>729542081
Pls let me be reborn as Adolf Hitler.
pls let me be reborn as adolf hitler after he (>>729543177) is set as hitler, so you have to kill him twice.
>>729542081
I just want a life where I can make a decent living from playing vidya instead of having to work a shitty retail job.
>America has amazing food and no fat peop-
>>729552664
London is hell on earth
>>729552664
Come over here and try one.
If you can fit yourself onto a plane seat
>>729552664
Brits are fucking shit at American food. There was this video of some professional British chefs trying to do "authentic" American bbq and they were fucking shit
TRIPLES AND I GET TATTOED WHTV (PPERMANENT)
>>729550927
>>729550927
RAPHAEL'S TATTOO MACHINE
>>729550927
Tattoo a nipple to your leg.
I can't believe there's no comfy thread already.
>>729543929
Nesting isn't a healthy thing OP
>>729544199
Cozy
Share all your secret sexual fantasies and fetishes
>>729545227
getting her ass eaten out by kramer?
>>729545309
k e k
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>>729545227
I want Ivanka Trump to shit on my chest-
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>>729544764
This one is fucking hilarious
Alright /b/. It's time for the Walmart Challenge. Gimme exactly three things to buy at Walmart such that the combination will make it the cringiest to buy in front of a cashier. My combo is cucumber, lube, and DVD of Zootopia. One up me.
>>729546953
Just be yourself op, you dont need to buy anything.
lube, cactus, frozen dvd
>>729546953
Motor oil, loaf of bread, hunky fireman calender
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>>729541706
rolliol
Rolleroni
>>729541706
roll
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>>729541745
I'm a pathological liar
>>729542098
i don't believe you.
>>729542386
Sure