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2017-04-19 08:17:16 Post No.729731410
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Awkward and virgin situations you had in your life GO

>be me
>16
>at a party where everyone is drunk
>hot thot appears
>hands me a glass with some alcohol berverage in it
>tells me that if I guess whats in the glass she'll give me anything I want
>smell the glass and guess instantly without even trying it
>"Ron and coca cola"
>She asks "Weeell... what do you want me to give you?" in a slutty tone
>"well... a new computer wouldnt be bad"
>Looks at me with her worst face, probably thinking "what a fucking virgin" and leaves
>No regrets

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:20:25 Post No.729731582
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>>729731410

Have another one

>be me
>17/18
>just broke up with my ex gf
>sad af
>friend with tattoed face asks me to go out late at night
>go to a club
>dont know what to do with my hands and with myself in there
>hot girl pass by
>my friend tells me "that one is hot af"
>agree
>moments later, maybe 20 mins after she passes by again
>this time too close to me
>passes by and grabs my hand
>become desperate and quickly take my hand off of hers
>yell "SORRY"
>girl looks at me with her "u a virgin?" face
>realizing what I just did
>staring at the floor in disgrace and quickly see if my friend realizes
>he was staring at me with a smile on his face
>covers his face and starts laughing
>start to stare at the floor again
>say to myself "why are you like this"

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:43:18 Post No.729732836
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LOL maaannn i felt awkward for you after reading these....ppffttt hahaha omg

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:52:54 Post No.729733371
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>>729732836
yeah, awkward and cringey as fuck, on the first one I was in a relationship with my gf at the time, so thats why I acted like that lol

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2017-04-19 08:57:26 Post No.729733623
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:57:26 Post No. 729733623 [Report] [View this topic]

Cute girls that need a face full of cum

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:58:03 Post No.729733659
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Would absolutely love to cover her face in cum, again

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2017-04-19 07:50:50 Post No.729729692
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:50:50 Post No. 729729692 [Report] [View this topic]

Well boys, I'm officially $500 in debt due to a gambling addiction. Should I kill myself? It's better than facing the backlash from my family. I could get a job i guess, but uni full time and can't even get up to go to class. wat do boys i'm fucked

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:53:09 Post No.729729826
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>>729729692
argentinian master race

Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:54:42 Post No.729729922
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>>729729692
Dude im $3000 in debt.

get loan online or at the bank. dont be so dramatic. Tough it out

Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:56:08 Post No.729730009
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watch an anime itll make you feel better

Anonymous
2017-04-19 09:12:28 Post No.729734400
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:12:28 Post No. 729734400 [Report] [View this topic]

Tacticool

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:13:09 Post No.729734434
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????
and
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:14:03 Post No.729734492
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:14:03 Post No.729734492 [Report]

>tactical Speedo

Americans will buy this

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2017-04-19 08:34:55 Post No.729732372
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:34:55 Post No. 729732372 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/ what the hell are these? Do they have any meaning or significance to them?

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:35:58 Post No.729732426
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>>729732372
That is a choker, they are worn as a fashionable ornament.

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they're a free pass

>to put it in the ass

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:36:25 Post No.729732456
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>>729732426
/thread

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2017-04-19 08:12:07 Post No.729731052
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:12:07 Post No. 729731052 [Report] [View this topic]

when will americans learn correct english

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:13:28 Post No.729731150
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>>729731052
*When will Americans learnt proper English?*

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:13:37 Post No.729731159
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:13:37 Post No.729731159 [Report]

When*
English*
You also forgot a period, are you American too then?

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:15:22 Post No.729731287
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:15:22 Post No.729731287 [Report]

BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT GET OUT OF THE THREAD THIS THREAD IS BAIT DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS BAIT THREAD.

Anonymous
2017-04-19 08:51:11 Post No.729733271
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:51:11 Post No. 729733271 [Report] [View this topic]

Dolphin Pussy Appreciation thread.

>Female Dolphins will willingly mate with male humans
>They secrete a lubricant that keeps you cumming until you go dry.
>Their pussies can contract so rapidly it can get you off in whats estimated as little as 2-3 minutes
>They wont leave you for a man or dolphin with a bigger dick
>They tend to love sex.
>Intelligent AF and will remember you

So /b/. Why haven't you gone out and gotten your cock practically sucked by a dolphins pussy yet?

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:52:56 Post No.729733373
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>>729733271
Son you need Jesus

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:53:06 Post No.729733387
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:53:06 Post No.729733387 [Report]

Because it's likely that a male dolphin will want to join in the fun and ream my asshole with his 12 inch dolphin dick

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:53:33 Post No.729733411
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>>729733271
Because I don't find dolphins sexually attractive.

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2017-04-19 09:24:46 Post No.729735060
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:24:46 Post No. 729735060 [Report] [View this topic]

Sarah thread cont.

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:27:00 Post No.729735165
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:27:00 Post No.729735165 [Report]

prob not op ded

Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:27:36 Post No.729735187
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:27:36 Post No.729735187 [Report]

his posts are delet from the other thread

Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:27:51 Post No.729735203
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:27:51 Post No.729735203 [Report]

I saved it all.
pt.1
I was seduced by my girlfriends little sister. I love my girlfriend, I feel like I should feel horrible, especially because her sister is just graduating 8th grade this year and I'm graduating 12th, but I don't at all. In fact, I've had sex with her twice since then and I can't fucking wait to do it again. Every ounce of me knows what I'm doing is wrong in every possible way but for some reason that just makes me want to do it more and more, and sex with her is the best I've ever had. I'm nervous about getting caught, I'm nervous about hurting me girlfriend, but I think about her sister every second of every day. It's a fucked mess.

Anonymous
2017-04-19 09:02:03 Post No.729733841
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:02:03 Post No. 729733841 [Report] [View this topic]

Why aren't you proud to be white?

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:04:01 Post No.729733948
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>>729733841
Because I didn't do anything to earn it or even choose to be.

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yo bro!!!!

Anonymous 2017-04-19 09:06:22 Post No.729734059
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>>729733841
>Skincolormeme2017

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2017-04-19 07:56:03 Post No.729730005
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:56:03 Post No. 729730005 [Report] [View this topic]

GONE!!!!!!
Faux News just announced he's being fired.
Another Progressive victory.
Are we tired of winning yet?

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:01:47 Post No.729730353
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good. fuck em and his uncooked biscuit lookin face. I got no sympathy for old dudes who flip shit whenever young women don't do what they want. It takes a huge toolbag to pull the "you'll never work in this town" bullshit

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:03:54 Post No.729730501
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:03:54 Post No.729730501 [Report]

Hannity is next.

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>>729730005
I miss the time when 4chan was a "far left website". Now it's mostly filled with conservatives who think they're being anti-establishment by calling weed "degenerate".

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2017-04-19 08:27:39 Post No.729731993
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:27:39 Post No. 729731993 [Report] [View this topic]

One girl comes over to your house to sit on your face for an hour. Post the girl you want to come over.

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>>729731993

Anonymous 2017-04-19 08:30:38 Post No.729732153
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>>729732056

p.s. thats not a gurl

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2017-04-19 07:25:38 Post No.729727902
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Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:25:38 Post No. 729727902 [Report] [View this topic]

So I got in trouble making a school shooter joke at school and was court ordered to see a therapist. The therapist asked a bunch of questions and then sent me back to the lobby. She gave me a paper saying I was diagnosed depressed and need counseling. The thing is /b/, I don't know why I'm depressed. I have a job, a wonderful girlfriend, I'm in school, and doing good financially. There's just a sense of emotion missing and I want to fit right back in. I want those old emotions of romanticism I had when I was a little kid in middle school. I miss being a dramatic little douche. What about you /b/, what do you miss?

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Anonymous 2017-04-19 07:26:40 Post No.729727995
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