COCK R8 THREAD
KIK hruruurjfh
>>729856667
normal 5/10 cock, maybe a bit too thin
rate?
/b/ screencaps from 2006 onward continued
>>729854347 old thread
YLYL
>>729848895
Caterina has been doomed to hang barefoot. Describe her execution and what you'd do to her dead bare feet.
>>729849372
Caterina loved taking pictures of her bare feet, and soon they'll be dangling as she strangled at the end of a noose.
>>729849882
Caterina struggled not to sob as a broken broom handle was shoved up her asshole as she stood on the trapdoor, a tight rope around her neck. She felt the blood trickling down her legs as her sentence was read aloud.
>>729850244
Cat gave footjobs to all the guards before her execution. Her toes glistened with cum as she awaited her death.
CODY'S REVENGE....
"I can't win"
Shut the fuck up and roll.
Don't disappoint Sally.
Rollan
roooooooooolll
rollin'
Is having higher intelligence more of a burden than an advantage?
Higher intelligence means smarter
More self-aware means maddness.
If you have to ask that question you're probably just a narcissist.
>>729854689
I know that I don't know
Perfect pussy /thread
>>729858879
Suicide note:
"Can you see me yet?
I started as a nameless face. I started as a member of an audience, hoping for recognition from the stage. I started as a cog, hoping not to wear too thin before my importance was realized.
I hoped for more. I wished for more. I begged for more. But I continued to not make a difference. I continued to watch from the sidelines. Hoping.
Can you see me yet?
Growing tired, I tried something new. I tried to be bold. I tried to be strong. I tried to be brave. Every attempt met with disappointment. Met with frustration. Met with a shortcoming that mirrored my self worth.
Can you see me yet?
I tried to find a sense of belonging. I tried to find some sort of fucked up acceptance. Nothing works. Nothing helps. Nothing silences those voices telling me there's no point. I tried.
How about now?
Can you see me yet?"
>>729854393
Why dont you try to start a new life somewhere else instead anon ?
>>729854590
I feel like it's more than location; it's my mind set. No matter how many times I've tried, I can't change it. I know it's wrong, but I can't get rid of that feeling.
So what draft is this? I bet it's the 3rd, this feels like a 3rd draft.
why are americans a bunch of fat obese cunts
ITT: Write your deepest thought about anything
>>729855944
Every time I masturbate I'm committing genocide
the nothing noths
Sometimes i love life
Really /B/ no rekt thread??
>>729857755
seems like a door that big really ought to have a motor or winch to lift it, not just throwing it by hand
>>729857755
ya rly
>>729857960
it has a sort of spring to counterbalance its weight so that a person can lift it like that.
The spring broke.
Just found out that my girlfriend believes that a blowjob isn't sex.
We have to do an assignment together on the Monica Lewinsky affair and we actually got into an argument about it. She was adamant that Bill Clinton did not break his wedding vows in the oval office.
"A blowjob isn't sex. It just isn't"
I asked her, so if I went out to a bar tonight and some random girl took me by the hand and dragged me into the bathroom and sucked my dick, you wouldn't consider that act me cheating on you?
"I would give you a high five. Seriously. I would be jealous that I wasn't on my knees, right next to her, sucking your dick with her. However, I would consider it cheating if you kissed her."
What the fuck.
No. We are back to the ol status quo
That door swings both ways, Op.
How many of your friends get to benefit from her unconventional sexual perspective?
>>729855864
She's justifying her past cheating on you.
>will we ever going to see her lovely butt or her lovely breast, i mean (a faggot can dream) at least the closest you can get...
also Felicity Jones appreciation thread
also celebs thread who are in their 30s
>tfw anybody?
Tell me your secrets /b/....
You are totally anonymoose.
I posted nudes of my gf in the "Pics you shouldn't share" even though she knows I share them
>>729856486
fongered my moms car in the back of my friend
When I was in kindergarten I drew on a paper of two stick figures laying next to each other and wrote "ses" under it (supposed to be sex) and put it on a girl's desk without anybody noticing.