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>>729955580

>>729955580
>Celeb
>Lia

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>>729953259
Sharpie in poopah!

>>729953494
Bump!

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Had a dream I walked in on my mom masturbating. She sort of looks like pic related.

Have a kid with my mom, so yeah, life is good.

>>729959157
moar pls.

>B me
>be 12 years old
>friend calls me up
>urgency in his voice
>"Come over quick!!!!"
>he live across the street so I'm there in about 2 minutes
>knock on his door
>he yells at me from deep in the house to come in and come upstairs
>get upstairs
>look in his room
>no one there
>"I'm in here."
>voice coming from his parents room
>enter room with my friend
>he's sitting on his parents bed with about 20 porno mags scattered all around him
>"I found my dad's porn collection."
>go over to bed with my friend and grab a magazine
>before I can open it up he's showing me the mag he's looking at
>picture of a girl with huge tits sucking off a guy
>instant boner
>put down the magazine I had and continue looking at this one together.
>this was before the internet so I had never seen explicit pictures like this before
>totally amazed!!!
>look through about 10 magazines together but of us rubbing the uncomfortable boners in our pants
>suddenly we hear a car door shut and we know that his mom is home
>we both panic and start scooping up the magazines
>mom comes in the house and calls to her son to help her bring in the groceries.
>friend tells me to go help her while he puts the magazines away
>sounds good
>help his mom, tell her my friend will be right down

>>729945066

KYS FAGGOT

TAKE THIS TO /fag/

>>729946262

...cont..
>close to supper time by the time we bring groceries in
>friends mom asks if I want to stay for supper
>sure!!! Free Food!!!!
>during supper my friend asks his parents if I can sleep over
>they don't have a problem with it
>after supper I get permission from my parents as well
>all evening all I can think of is those porn mags
>we spent the night up in my friends room playing vidyas and watching movies but all we talked about was those magazines
>as it's getting close to bedtime my friend tells me he'll be right back
>I think he's gone to the bathroom
>comes back a couple minutes later holding one of the porno mags
>awesome!!!!
>friend hides it under his bed and tells me we'll look at it after his parents go to sleep.
>get a boner just thinking about it
>time from that point on passes very slowly
>finally his parents come up and tell us they are going to bed so we should do the same
>we both eagerly agree saying we're pretty tired
>friend goes to use the bathroom first
>when he comes back I it's my turn to use it
>once I'm done I go back to my friends room but don't see my friend
>dont' think much of it and begin taking off my clothes
>I've been this guys friend forever so it was completley natural for us to sleep in the same bed and in our underwear since we had been doing it since we were about 4 years old.
>pull down my pants to take them off.
>pants halfway down my leg when the closet door flies open and my friend jumps out
>I'm caught completely by surprise and with my pants around my knees I fall to the ground and my friend lands on top of me
>still a little confused as to what just happen, my friend is able to pin me to the ground
>he stradles my shoulders so my arms are pinned by my sides.
>he's only wearing his underwear and he begins grinding his crotch right into my face.
>"Give it a kiss and I'll let you up."

...cont...

>>729955569
Nah

someone said trips?

rickityburgerflippityshowmeyourbigtitittyrollllll

Foreplay , foreplay, foreplay, ur prolly not gonna last very long so it would b a good idea to make her cum first before u go inside her, kiss on the neck soft touching on arms, chest legs, play with clit , don't worry about fingering her ull b in her soon enough , eat the pussy first , focus on the clit till she cums , after that no pressure, get in there and have fun, if she cums again great , if she don't she'll still b satisfied

Friend date? Is that for real? He's tall, skinny, has all his hair and he has money? I think he can do better.

>>729950659
Good advice here. Make her cum before you even fuck her and then when you fuck her you can enjoy it without any pressure to perform. Just have fun

be my boyfriend pls

>>729958414
reroll

i'm gonna fuck your boypussy

>>729958502

vsco?

So asking again, how did you get this pics and how old is she?

she looks yummy as fuck

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>>729958699
https://vsco.co/
this is vsco. a lot of photographers like it

she posts these photos there

she's 16

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>>729958898

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g_oAZapKJo

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still here

Rolling'z.

hope i get something not bad

im a barista, not at a starbucks though

only drink i really hate making are pour overs, suck a long time when i could just as easily make them a french press or something

and steming soy milk always comes out looking kinda shitty

the place i work at has gotten popular for its latte art, so now i have people kinda complaining when theres no art on there latte. like damn bitch i got 20 drinks to make, i dont have time for that shit

also those unicorn drinks look fucking disgusting, how is that even coffee?

>>729945666
>our lord satan has spoken!

Here from old bread

first

>>729958824
nope fggot

>>>/s/

bamp