Kik Thread!
Post names of girls and we'll message them.
Crash.overdrive
>>730141540
Off
TranquilMoonlight
Just watched Rogue One, I can't be the only one not feeling it
>>730142810
final sequence was 9/10
reset of the movie was 5/10
>>730142922
Thank you at least I'm not alone
>>730142810
Nope. It's complete dogshit. Never met anyone older than 18 that thought the movie was any good. It's simply bad storytelling from the first scene to the last.
Do you know or are friends with a Chad?
I work with "Chad" and have some stories. If you know or work with a Chad, share your stories below.
>Chad is anxious around the office
>"hey Chad you allright buddy"
>nah anon Im tired as fuck today, I was up late last night, do you want an iced coffee Im going to get one
>Yeah sure Chad, Ill take one, heres a couple bucks, "no worries anon, I got it"
>ten minutes later super hot blonde a 9/10 shows up, with two iced coffees
>I see Chad walk up and give her a hug, she is so happy to see him, just by him gracing her presence has made her day
>"hey anon" come get your coffee Becky brought for you
>Oh Hi Becky, Im anon thanks for the cof, YEAH WHATEVER the only reason I brought it is because I thought Chad was going to drink two!
>Chad laughs so hard, I sulk back to my desk
>Becky flirts with Chad hard for ten minutes, then he tells her to get lost, which she does, on the way out she is saying make sure you call me
>Chad comes over to my desk, dude shes such a stupid slut, I banged her last night, then made her bring us these coffees, you want me to get her to suck your dick? Thanks Chad but I have some pretty good luck on my own! (I dont, Im a loser)
>>730150059
Most chads are cool guys. They don't try hard to look cool in front of other normies
>chad has a chandelier installed in his bedroom
>his bedroom is in an apartment he shares with another chad
>"Hey Anon" come here look at this
>shows me picture of said chandelier, its got womens panties hanging from it
>"are those panties Chad?"
>yeah dude everytime I bang a dumb slut, I have her hang her panties on the chandelier
>"but but Chad, dont the other girls get jealous"
>"yeah sometimes, but I dont give a fuck, theyre all sluts"
>>730150060
thats the thing Chad is the coolest guy without even trying, I legit think he feels bad for me sometimes because Im a normie
Am I autistic?
>>730140114
bump
No, this is autistic. Diagnosed too.
>>730140114
bump with tits
what should i send to this unsecured printer
nothing extreme tho
>>730149698
Sea monster
lolis
A picture of your dick
show the weirdest pic you got in your folder /b
>>730147500
Sad vegetable is sad ;(
I'm alone with my neighbors dog right now, trips decide what I do with him
>>730150313
Shave it bold
>>730150478
Yeah shave it fucking bold
kill it
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>730130149
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
)
HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS FUCKING BIRTHMARK ON MY DICK? I have a girl coming over next Friday who will probably want to give some suck
>>730144522
She's not going to reject you based on a small birthmark on your cock. Be confident.
>>730144522
BRO I HAVE A FRECKLE ON THE SAME SPOT ON MY COCK BITCHES LOVE IT.
>>730144522
Can't get rid of a birthmark Anon.
Best thing you can do is to paint your dick the same color as the birthmark so she doesn't notice it.
If trump was really the anti establishment, anti Zionist candidate why did he let more banker jews into the government?
>Was Hillary the real Aryan candidate?
>>730150049
>>730150049
>>730150273
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>730147010
test roll
let's see then
Rollerino
Gonna kill myself /b/
>be me, 27 dude
>been married 4 years to an absolute nightmare
>only reason I'm staying is because I'll lose my daughter if I leave due to shitty justice system and she means the world to me
>been in a deep state of depression for two years now
>only thing stopping me from kms is my daughter
>meet a girl at work
>9/10 absolutely the nicest girl I have ever met
>does things for me for no reason
>we talk a lot
>she's beautiful but I don't want anything from her but friendship
>wife finds out I've been happier lately
>investigates
>finds new number in my phone
>starts texting her horrible shit from my number
>divorces me
>I'm losing my daughter even though I showed "circumstantial proof" my wife was abusive
>girl I met at work transferred away and won't speak to me at all anymore
>"too weird" in her words
>I'm sitting under my fuckin desk in my office writing this crying my eyes out doing my best to keep myself alive but I can't find a reason to
Everyone I have ever met has treated me like shit idk what the fuck to do, so I'm probably just going to kill myself. Never felt this fucking hollow before. Life started feeling worth it again and I got everything ripped away from me and more.
That sucks man, can you make it a webm tho?
>>730146712
/thread
Look dude, my dad has been in a similar situation. He gave me probably the best advice too. The only thing you can do is take life by the balls and walk the long hard road, because one day you will show that bitch that you are happier without her. But don't ever stop fighting. Life may kick you in the dick with the force of a thousand suns, but the only thing you can do is get back up and kick life in the shlong twice as hard. Just hang in there man, you just have to power through it.
Name your latest ban
>Banned on /co/ for spoilers
Banned for racism... on /pol/
>>730146395
Not my fault they're gonna fuck and have kids
>>730146732
How?
is liking flat chests a mental illness? i just read an article from Australia and now i think i might have a sickness
>>730145781
you are a pedophile, awp
>>730145781
Of course it's a mental illness.
If you don't like the same thing as most people, you're clearly mentally ill.
>>730145781
Obviously we need lots of pictures of different breasts to make that determination OP.
Check my dubs
>>730149360
oh so close
nice non dubs, check mine
>>730149423
Close but no cigar