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I strongly believe everyone should work a service/cashier job at some point in their lives. It teaches respect, patience, the ability to hold thine tongue... and gets a great many good stories.

>be me
>18yo working cashier job
>slow time right now. waiting for next rush.
>girl walks in and talking on phone (think it's with mom)
>4/10. fatty.
>wearing family reunion shirt.
>time to sell lots of shit
>"Hey anon, how much for cinnamon roll?"
>$4.34
>"how much for packs?"
>"pack of 4 cinnamon rolls? $14.99. $1.00 more for 6 pack."
>"k i want 4 fresh ones"
>bitch
>"k, but i'll have to charge for 4 fresh ones."
>girl leaves
>no big deal. still slow for now.
>fat momma walks in
>holy fuck how can you stand
>"you the one refusing to gimme what i'm askin' fo'?"
>"it's company policy, ma'am. can't put them in the boxes unless they're a certain temperature."
>even cooled, they're hotter than you
>"well I want the 4 fresh ones right there for the box price."
>"ma'am, I'm not supposed to do that."

You know that voice people talk in when they're trying to sound calmly threatening but their entire demeanor just destroys it?

>fatass talks to me in THAT voice.
>"Look, Anon, at the end of the day, those are getting sold—"
>yeah, so we don't need your fatass buying them. buy the packs or gtfo
>"—so why don't you just give me the four fresh ones right there, those four right there, and i let it go."
>how about you eat a dick. or not eat anything. can stand to lose 200 pounds.
>"Or how about I call Cinnamon Roll Inc. Corporate and have a chat? You got their number?"
>why tf would I have that number on me?
>"I don't have their number on me."
>"Mmm-hmm... is your manager here?"
>i fake to look around. i know damn well where she is, but
>"seems to be out at the moment."
>"k well do you have the number?"
>"don't have the number on me."
>a line is starting to form
>co-workers baking and filling other roles.
>me, alone on register

Continue?

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forced my sister to fuck me:
http://hellsgam.in/wincest

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Pics you shouldn't share

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Twink thread? Think we need some twinks in here.

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YLYL/Cringe thread

Post your best

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SEXPOSED THREAD

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ITT: we have a conversation

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Why the fuck is there no rekt thread?

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new foot thread, bonus points for feet of unsuspecting regular amateur girls

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High school girls thread. Go.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>730303411

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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would you fuck a midget

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Anything new on this POS and his subservient trophy cunt of a wife?

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Kratom and drug thread.

Took 2G of kratom for the first time a couple weeks back and had no noticeable effects. Took 4MG of red in my coffee yesterday and felt a small buzz. Should I continue to take more? Is it normal to have such a high tolerance? Other anons have said they take 3.5 g's and they're great.

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If this thread gets trips i will not fap what is left of this year.