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>>730574867
I would say yes if Hillary had been elected.

it's a cancer to the society. We will be ruled soon by minorities and mentally ill people.

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>>730574867
>>730574925
ffs there are already two other bill nye threads on /b/ stop making new ones you triggered tumblrina

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>>730573944
>2017
>porn on every fucking corner
>goes to facebook and instagram instead

>>730574085
Maybe it's because people are desensitizied to all kinds of hardcore porn that they turn back to the good old "clothed pics of hot chicks".

>>730573944
why is this the only pic of this girl with her hair down? shed be kinda hot otherwise.

Are you looking for porn???

>>730574614
anyone got solo of right piuc for fapping?

This is incredibly hot

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>>730574664
yeah here she is bro. want more? u like her?

>>730574896
Moar!

>>730575621
She's got a cute body. She's not getting deported, I'm bringing her to my home. Sorry

>>730570719
hurry up and post already REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>730570719

> be me,13
> she was 29
> long blonde hair, 5'6, real tight body with perky tits. Ive only ever seen her in gym gear or white jeans. So always a great view of that body. The jeans were best though, could make out her underwear. She introduced me to the whale tail.
> reminds me of a cross between Sarah Michelle Geller and how Jennifer Aniston looked in Friends. Probably just because they happened to be the two biggest celebs at the time
> Now my country doesn't really do the soccer mom thing, but if we did, she would be their leader.
> her son and i were best friends. Had been since kindy. Call him Robert, call me Andrew, no call me anon.
> he's still 12 is pretty moody and spergs out lots
> his mum and step dad divorcing
> this is making him annoying
> I was an early bloomer, fully interested in girls, having awkward growth spurt, main hobby is my peen, im at the stage where even Saturday morning cartoons turned me on so im constantly fapping.
> my friend is a late bloomer, a short arse whose still only into kid stuff, its getting hard for us to relate
> lives 3mins bike ride away in a huge house on a massive lot with pool
> his family are loaded
> I like their set up, lots to do there, so I'm around all the time
> begin seeing Mrs B in a different way
> I have no idea about signals but start to think shes too interested in me and what I'm doing
> one day after school I'm visiting, just hanging in the kitchen. She's heating up pop tarts
> 'hey you know what guys, how about a sleepover
> 'anon you wanna come over hang with us this Saturday? Robert you can invite some other boys too. We can get some movies from Blockbuster and I'll order pizza'
> I'm totally OK with this. Its a 13 year olds god tier night
> that Sat bike over a couple other friends already there
> just 5 kids in total, all from my grade, good vibes, top company
> some real good friends, but not relevant to the story so won't mention them again
> Mrs B is great hostess
> and looks HOT AF

>>730570855

> today wearing cream coloured floral summer dress. That shit was big back in 2003. Dont remember seeing her in a dress before, looking good Mrs B.
> hair is out, interesting usually has it tied back
> smells like a meadow or flowers or some shit
> warm early summers day, us kids are swimming, we show her how awesome we are by dive bombing, and who can hold breath underwater longest
> 'time to bring it inside boy' she's got the soft drink flowing, puts out bowls of chips and pretzels, baked cupcakes even. Fucking first class effort on her part I thought.
> ive never been treated like this before and she seems to be getting a kick out of it
> getting close to 6pm she says 'I'm driving to pick up pizza but gonna stop at the supermarket to get lotto and stuff. I need a boy to come with me to help. Any volunteers?'
> of course everyone of us wants to fucking go with her coz tits. but we are all 12-13 and social retards so no one pipes up
> she says, 'no takers? OK I'm going to have to pick someone at random. Um, whoevers name is first in the alphabet has to help me'
> I'm like fuck yeah score! Being called Andrew, I mean anon rules. Pretend to be disappointed and want to stay with mates because i think thats what i have to do.
> not aware she planned that, not aware she wanted alone time with me to 'test the waters'
> on the road she's talking about random shit, how's my grades, got a gf yet, going anywhere for summer hols?
> being 13 I just grunt

nnice!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'dd lovee to blow a load in her ass

this is the artt of sucking:D.

>>730574349
Well, you saved the pic of that /b/tard's dick... so I guess I can say I never did that

>>730574349

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

KYS AND NEVER FAGGOTPOST AGAIN

>>730574349
Bait bait bait

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>>730563619
http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=216

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>>730575419

Shudduhp fag. Go to /pol

pretty sure. n korea has primitive nukes and cannot bomb the u.s as they wod like. better for us to attack now b4 they devlope more advaced nukes. aqlso china is supportin us, they have stopped buyin coal from n korea which is one fo their few main avenues for money and r instead buyin u.s coal.

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Unfortunately yes. There is a RN Trident sub off the coast armed with Trident ICBMs. Start stockpiling shit.

>>730571614

Let's take it easy there, Steven Crowder

>>730571682
Is that you,John Oliver?

>>730571614
I watched that interview. Tucker Carlson is such a dumb pillock I'm surprised Bill Nye could keep a straight face.

Not gonna lie, Youtubers are some of the most entitled people ever. The are able to publish their content for free, and make a 100% profit, and still have the audacity to play the victim. Also, most Youtubers make money manipulating children, and flood the market with uncreative forms of entertainment. Fuck them.

>>730573354
Hi Eliza, it says here you probably look better in person than in this beautiful picture, can we meet so I can check?

I'm not a robot

You a tits or ass man?

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