s/fur
Ascending degeneracy edition:
If you've never fapped to s/fur, do it.
Else, if you've never been hypnotised, try it. (Ultrahypnosis is pretty good, and has both girls and guys)
Else, if you've never done self bondage, do it.
If you've already done all of these, then go do something degenerate.
Anyone got any requests?
hypnosis?
sounds interesting.
haven't gapped to an a/fur in about a year and a half. Make it good anons.
>>730651798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftj_KRlJn4
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You might want to try lying on your front, for me it works better than on my back with any bondage stuff.
So the gf left her phone over here when she left for work this morning. I was cleaning up and I heard a text thinking it was her telling me to bring her phone to her job and instead it was pic related.
WTF? Should I even be concerned about this?
>>730653417
Naw fam, it's a conversation starter is all, send a dick pic back.
>>730653590
Except there is literally no reason why there should be nigger cock on her phone.
>>730653590
sage
You Nostalgia, You Lose
>>730653119
>>730653119
,
>>730653119
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Let it out
i don't care that you broke your elbow
it
>>730648201
Damned if I do, if I don't
I refuse to believe she's 14
No 14 year old has a rack that big
>>730652608
I mean seriously. What could a 14 year old be doing to get so much attention
>>730652608
My first lay was a 14yo with a rack bigger than hers.
>>730652608
I remember a half mexican chick in my middle school who had an impossibly huge set of tits. Some just get lucky.
My girlfriend told me I have to give up meat or alcohol.
Which is the lesser evil? Pic kinda related
You can't cope with a bitch with meat
>>730650791
You have a overly controlling, distrusting, and probably manipulative gf.
jesus man. this bitch isn't letting you do anything. you're the man in the relationship so act like it
Ask an anon session:
Ask a guy who works at domino's anything
I need to get a job and I was going to apply at Domino's, would you recommend me to?
Driver or insider?
>fellow dominos employee as well
>>730647944
im a csr/insider, hate deliveries lol
>>730647902
yeah, its a pretty decent job, decent hours
TROLLS UNITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsUmkd9epwo
>This guy is responding to everything in the chat,TAKE HIM DOWN
bacon bump
here we go
wax ball
So when are we going to get the Maisie leaks?
Soon I hope.
Situation: the population of North America must be culled down to 500,000 people.
Explain why you should be left alive.
>skills
>genetics
>knowledge
>>730653454
>Genetics 9/10
>Knowledge 8/10
>Skills 7/10
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One time I threw a maglite so high it had nearly 11 seconds hangtime before I caught it
>>730653454
I get dubs a lot, I speak french and I'm marginally entertaining...that's all
everyone get your tickets now!!
>>730646759
It doesn't work that way dumbass.
>>730646759
>asking 4chan to do this after he's already been elected by them
>>730646759
thousands of people will turn up to cheer him on tickets or not, all they have to do is open the door
also a few dumb liberals will actually go and learn they are wrong lol
Do I ask her right now?
>>730651767
Will she say yes
>>730651767
Go for it buddy.
>>730651767
Will i get laid then?
my best friend since 4th grade tried to fuck my gf. she told me as soon as he messaged her trying to get in her pants. what should I do about it? I live with him and I can't stand to look at him.
Give him a lap dance
Use a cactus to give him a lap dance.
>>730650147
What an odd looking fellow. Just ask him about it.
FB/IG Fap, boys.
Post 'em up!
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"Small Loli" thread for those who didn't catch it yesterday and for those who did
Mods seem to prefer the term "Small Loli" over Toddlercon