Left or right thread
>>744264461
honestly I'm a nasty motherfucker give me right
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>>744264461
I don't even like marshmallows
Every single person here should shut the fuck up you fat fucking faggot ass sacks of bitch ass nigger trash
Bumfrustrated?
>>744265535
fuck you..you slimy sloppy seconds sucking scum slurping shit sack
>>744265535
What is the worst fandom?
>>744265106
Neet fandom
Steven Universe.
4 chan
wwyd/rate
>>744257222
>>744257258
>>744257222
>>744257291
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>>744257222
Girls you drain your balls to
my sister
HONK~
Geese did 9/11
>geese did leda
Ftfy
>>744259492
>>744259563
Kik: Garcia 9612
17044134423 phone number
I need face or a tattoo
I predict my post has quads
Of course it's fucking Wallace.
>>744260885
Brice
I have no issue with microwave tuna. Bsides that he seems like a generic enough person that I'll probably be able to get along with him.
Second pick is Caleb, he looks like he could probably help me pull chicks
>be me
>be about to have sex with gf for like 8th time
>starts penetrating
>am diamonds
>dicc goes limp
>am only 20
>she gets it hard again
>put it in
>goes limp
Why does this happen /b/?
>>744259411
Nigga you gay..
>>744259411
yep totally gay
>>744259411
Same. Ex gf left me for that same limp problem
itt : autistic stories from childhood
oc rolling in here
>be me
>14 y/o sperglord
>average beta nerd, keep to myself
>decent grades, parents dont complain
>chads are chads and pick on me for being nerd
>say that they're gonna fight me
>ohokay.jpg
>i am a big fan of kung-fu movies
>love kung-fu
>jackie chan is senpai
>dont tell parents about fight because i got this
>arrive at fight
>me, him, and 4 people
>not really what i was expecting but alright
>chad's minion counts down as i ready my stance
>fight.gif
>first thing that i do is try and do a spinning kick where i donkey kick them after spinning
>instead, spin on my heels and jump, lose balance, swing legs into metal bar breaking my leg, and faceplant into the concrete
>within 5 seconds of the fight starting
>entire school learns of this
>get called "Cuck Norris" until i graduate highschool
but the ride doesnt end there folks
>get into community college
>someone from old school is here too
>"Cuck Norris" for another few years until I join the Marines
>SAME FUCKING KID IN MY PLATOON
>"CUCK NORRIS" for another 4 YEARS
>MFW I MAY HAVE INVENTED THE TERM "CUCK" BY GETTING CALLED "CUCK" FOR ALL MY LIFE
>>744260425
being called a cuck for not winning a fight? are those motherfuckers stupid that doesn't even make sense.
>be me
>4-ish
>living room has curtains
>watching some to quality anime
>go diego go
>op has diego swinging in on vine
>"i wanna be diego"
>go to curtains
>grab on
>jump
>dis gun be gud
>curtain rod breaks under weight
>steel curtain rod and curtains fall to ground at mach 10
>CRASH.mp3
>got ass beat
>never finished my episode of go diego go
>>744261047
kek'd
Sniper Thread.
>Singles hit
>dubs safe
>>744258673
HIT THE DE-
>>744258673
ahhhh...a oldfag 4chan reference. man i miss these. Reminds me of -
Candle ja-
Would you like to be a slave trader and selling young women? Or buy?
Copypasta for $100 please, Alex
How many times has this bullshit been deleted?
Can we have a non lewd qt celeb thread?
>>744260548
I guess it works
How did pizza come to be slang for certain immoral types of pornography? Mods pls no remove, actually just curious, dont want to google and get put on a list
Cheese Pizza = C.P.
And it's not certain types, it's one specific type namely child porn = CP
its not delivery its child porno
>>744260195
Wanna trade? Got vids, pics and FB. Kik: daremeordie
>>744259764
Bump bump
Bumppppp
got nothing to trade but dont let that stop you