What OS are you running and why isn't it Linux?
I'll start
>Arch master race
>>730897896
Windows 8.1, if i didnt game it would be some sort of linux distro
>>730898057
Dual boot you faggot.
Also Parrotsec.
>>730898170
Kali is such a shit-tier pentest distro
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Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 15 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. . It's official. . I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to get quads gets $10,000 to their paypal
The richest?
>>730907827
>15million
>richest person on /b
Isn't he cute
>>730907925
Richer than me anyway
MILF/GILF/Older Celeb Fap thread. No celebs under 35 allowed.
>>730908238
so you like the goddess booty too, anon?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she so fucking beautiful and we would make love honestly all day and night
sa
rollp
I win!
dressed undressed
a bonner worthy preformace
Legal only thread, cont.
I am dating a 33 year old and she just asked me to move in, do you think it would be a shit idea?
>be 23 year old me 1 year+ ago
>get on hi5 after ages just to see whats up
>see profile of a 32 year old and liked one of her pics
>she liked one of mines back
>start talking
>she is married
>has 2 kids
>fast forward 6 months ago
>she gets a divorce
>start talking more and now she finally adds me on fb and skype and other social media
before she said she didnt want trouble with her husband and that kind of stuff
>literally text daily, and skype everyday before going to bed
>5 months ago
>she wants me to go to her place, but says first I need to meet her kids because they are part of her life and that shit (they are 8 and 4)
>meet them through skype first, just like hello, nice to meet you I will hang with you soon and so on
>1 week later we have a family date
>lol
>we just went to a restaurant and then to a park near her house and just talked while her kids played
>went back to her place and watched Netflix for a while before she put them to bed
>went back to living room and made out, after 5 minutes I was fucking diamonds, was ready to fuck her, and figured she would be super horny since she didn't have sex in like 4 months because of the divorce
>said she wanted to fuck but that she still didn't want to sleep with another man under the same roof her kids were sleeping yet
>fuckMyLife.jpeg
>Told her that I understand and that I would give her time
>she hugged me and then we went back to the living room and she gave me a quick bj while I was waiting for my uber, I tried to convience her to fuck but she didn't want
cont
>pic related, its her
>>730907191
More pics
>>730907191
Didn't Rod Stewart do a song about just this?
>>730907191
she's looking for a way out of her marriage don't do it also there has to be a reason they are getting a divorce find out why
also post nudes
back for more trips
>>730908309
First
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NUDE ON KITCHEN TABLE
Go to bed look at the time
ITT: unpopular opinions
And by unpopular I mean unpopular, not standard neckbeard opinions.
>>730907090
Animals are not sentient and should therefore not be protected by the law.
>>730907090
If a man wants his child aborted, but the woman refuses, she shouldnt be paid child support by him.
Neil Degrasse Tyson is an overrated pop culture icon that only gets by because, "He makes science hip." AKA a waste of space.
s/fur
Say that it was possible to come back to life if you were willing.
Would you do anything that you wouldn't do otherwise?
Personally, I'd try covering my mouth and nose then trapping myself in bondage, just because I'm really fucking kinky.
Also, lethal sports would be a thing and they sound sorta fun if you get used to getting stabbed.
More Puzzle!
>>730907658
Kys
>>730907658
Kys
>>730907402
It's time to stop posting.
Does anyone in /b/ even street race?
I break the speed limit once in a while
does that count?
>>730904414
NO IT DOESNT FUCKING COUNT, YOU STUPID ABORIGINES PIECE OF SHIT!!
Grown men drive on a track.
What's the best song to leave on repeat after you kill yourself? Probly going to OD tonight and want to leave an impression on the people who find me.
What you gonna OD with OP?
Im high as shit, want to keep talking until you die?
Linkin Park - Crawling, ofc
>>730905494
"Cruel Summer" by Bananarama
Deu Fad
Wie ist eure Erfahrung mit Tinder/Online-Dating allgemein?
>>730903029
>Wie ist eure Erfahrung mit Tinder/Online-Dating allgemein?
relativ scheisse
Tinder geht schon klar, nur habe ich die Vermutung, dass mich bald versuchen wird eine abzuziehen...
Gibt mir erst ein Super-Like, schreibt mit mir mega nett und dann hat sie >plötzlich< einen Unfall und meint, dass sie Angst vorm kh hat.
Ich schreibe aber noch weiter, wenn das wirklich der Fall ist, dann ist das schon schlimm, aber wenn sie irgendwann nach Geld fragt wird das richtig lustig haha
>>730903805
Ich schätze mal da muss man einfach einen ruhigen Kopf bewahren und sein gesunder Menschenverstand nutzen, da scheinst du aber alles im Griff zu haben Anon.
Ich sehe hier man kann sich nur über fb einloggen, checkt jmd auf fb dass du auf Tinder gehst? Kann man auch einen Fake verwenden?
>>730903990
>checkt jmd auf fb dass du auf Tinder gehst?
keine Ahnung, ich glaube nicht. Da kommt auch so ein Text der das sagt, wenn mans installiert.
Dir werden aber zufällig manchmal auch Leute angzeigt, die du kennst.
>Kann man auch einen Fake verwenden?
bin ich mir nicht sicher, wahrscheinlich
lohnt sich aber nicht wirklich
Can we get a Nig Nog thread going?
Ah c'mon /b/ my folder needs new stuff and so does yours
https://youtu.be/6jgaEngkkgY
hey /b ;)
sup
Tits or gtfo
>>730905923
kill yourself