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Autisbork

>>744268349
Slobbercockle

>>744268614
Fun fact: Ghosts don't exist.

>>744268614
The drawing is fake look at the symbols.

>>744268614
So much wrong with this.
KYS, then go to /x/, assuming it still exists.

I would fuck the shit out of ur sister anon

>>744269292
>jerk off to it
>bust olad on pic
>send her pic of tribute

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Wasnt the first time she posted something racy. Just worried it will get out of hand

You done goofed OP

>>744268126
I know it's possible. But does it sound likely?

Of all the bitches I actually nut inside, I get a pregnancy scare from one I never even came having sex with let alone cum inside?

dont do it op

*looks at whale pics* yes...and how is this not slim? o.0

She too straight bodied for me, no curves at the hips. She has great tits yes but she's not as great as most people make her out to be.

Sexy.

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>>744265096

ILL TAKE MORE

>>744261834
Tell me more about them

>>744261834
bcz they are one of the few groups that fight against zionism and globalism

https://youtu.be/24zPb504FP4

>>744261871
Considered a terrorist group by the west, they fight on the front lines along side Christian militias against Isis and al qaeda linked rebels in Syria. Also fight Israelis

>Feel like doing shrooms
>I ask my criminally connected Cuzzo to find da plug
>He find Phil
>Meet up with this wigga Phil
>Typical hippie kid wearing rainbow beanie sporting a goatee and tie dyed cloths and looks like shaggy from scoobert doobert
>Buy 3g for first trip ever
>Only ever smoked weed and had a little bit of ego death from Salvia
>Do 3g of shrooms for first trip ever
>Put it into a sandwich with Nutella and chomped that mother fucker down
>watched legend of Korea and reminded about Avatar and felt so many emotions
>Stared at shit
>Life felt so good
>stared at the wall
>I felt so damn good
>stared at my reflection in mirror
>Muthafuckin colours and shit
>stared at nutsuck
>Damn that's a nuts
>typical high ass shit
>Shit was fucking cash
>Get payed that week
>Got some real fucking cash
>Payed some bills
>Wtf chuck it in the fuckkit bucket
>Used the rest on drugs
>Grab an ounce of weed
>Grab an ounce of shrooms
1/7

>Do 3g two days in a row after payday
>Research how to get super high off it cuz second time wasn't as good as first
>Take it with orange juice for stronger high
>Grab some OJ put it in a shot cup
>Grab some shrooms
>Naturally I crush that shit up like a xanax on the bathroom counter of a white suburban home
>Used medieval hindaloo sticks and stones to crush
>Take some fucking
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBODY
>Watch Baraka and Samsara and stare and think about life and people and shit and people are people damn man people all people fuck people I am people etc
>Get intense feeling of nastiness in stomach whole time
>later found out its called gut rot
>High lasts half the length of first time
>WTFBBQ
>Research
>Doing shrooms in short amount of time builds up a quick tolerance
>Fuck this shit
>Couple days later the Squuuaww wanna go watch The 3rd hobbit movie new in theaters
>Cuzzo is part of the Squuuaww
>he calls to pick me up and says “I'll be there in 10”
>I say “Sweet, is it cool if I do some shrooms?”
>Cuzzo says “Do whatever, we gonna blaze either way”
>Hang up phone
>Look at baggie of shrooms
>Flashbacks of gut rot
>single cold sweat runs down my spine
>Look at clock
>9 min to go
FUCK DAT NOISE BERTA BOYS FERDA BOYS REEEEEEEEEEEE
2/7

>Grab that sack of shrooms and pound it like a gymnasium full of fist pumpin junior high kids
BEAT THAT BEAT UP
>Have the whole bag of shrooms crushed as if it were cans of multicoloured soda beverages
>Mix the OJ and shrooms like I'm steph curry with the wrist
>Take more shots than a bully at columbine
>Gag like a shitty comedy sketch on SNL
>Puke a little into my Dirty Fanta
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH LORD
>Drank the drank all the way down
>Feeling about as good as Catlin Jenner looks
>Cell phone rings, Cuzzo is here
>Grab the squad get fucking lit in the parking lot of the movies
>My mans asks me how much shrooms I did
>Tell um “22 grams b”
>Group goes quiet
> “NIGG3R WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DID 22 GRAMS”
>Keks were had
>Everyone joked about how I might die
>Laugh externally
Internally turrified
>Got tickets to the Hobo 5 Stars
I think it's working Batman
>Damn who turned up that brightness doe ?
>Waiting for overpriced popcorn
>My scene card says Lucifer Niggerbastard
>Teller kekked
>Feeling super happy drunk waaavy laughy
>Fuck ya nigga
>Feeling like the tits
>Feeling the tits
>Geelong da tuts
>My thoughts are making less sense now
>We came late and movie was already on
>Movie just came out and only seats are in the front row before the rows of super shitty front row
Pic related
>we sit there, some people behind us catch a whiff of our scent
AK AK AK AK
>Kush be our fragrance
3/7

Yeah

>>744265528
Want to see that rack!

No one has the set?

>>744264489
Does 51 times an hour work?

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>>744264559
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/science-says-men-should-masturbate-21-times-a-month_us_5967c806e4b09e26b6d7666c

>>744264489
I do it like 3 times a night. I'd like to cut back to 1-2 a day.

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>>744265964

http://bestofinsta.org/profile/annanystrom

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>>744266066
Here

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>>744266066

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>>744265011
I'd let you facefuck me. 8/10

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What about me?

>>744265653
Of course. I'd tongue her asshole for hours.

Hell yes, and not just sniff.

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>>744265653
Like my life would depend on it