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IS THAT YOU HENRY

What's the craziest situation you've had to deal with?

>>731248113
prove it and I have PILES of questions

>>731250656
More of her

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>>731250713

Gross. Suicide might work

>>731247921
how is it gross? why is hair on a human gross and when you see a dog you wanna pet it?

>>731247863
You're not going to grow anymore hair than you have been by the time you're 25. Its all balanced out by this point in your life. Either wax or shave or just keep it

mods

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>>731247368
nope

>>731247186
Again this shitpost.
Tits with Timestamp or GTFO !

>>731249197

Tip.1. Don't do it.
Tip.2. Don't do it.
Tip.3. Don't do it.

Amount of people I've known who've known someone who died from a drunk driver. Chance is it'll happen to me or someone close to me too. Not fucking worth it at all

Drink at stoplights and stopsigns, then you're not drinking while drive.

>>731245601
God yes

>>731245601
These threads are fucking great. For me it isn't even the fact that they exist it's the angered responses of people who aren't doing anything but looking stupid and bumping the thread. It gives me a childish satisfaction to see something as immature as sucking a shit log out of the vocalist of a scene bands asshole absolutely infuriate the average 4chan user. Scrolling through he catalgoue, seeing his makeup riddled face I just know it's gonna be good. Slight keks rise inside me as I read the first few lines. "Would you suck out a warm log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole? More keks eminate from deep within, these ones out loud. Then the responses, some dripping with anger, some trying to brush it off as lame and immature but triggered nonetheless. Then the confused response of the OP. "What, you don't want a warm creamy log of shit?" "What did Andy Sixx's hot logs of warm, cream corned shit ever do to you?" Laughing hard, I start to get a bone. This happens sometimes when I'm excited. Then the backlash. The rage that OP would even dare, would ever have the audacity to not only post more talk of log, but question the failing attempts to sage the thread. As more and more log memes are posted I realize I can no longer deny myself the pleasure. Taking my trembling cock into my hand, I begin furiously masturbating to the blissful thought of a pure, creamy, corn filled log entering my mouth and sliding past my uvula, shat straight out of the ass of Andy Sixx. As it enters my throat I gag, but the gagging helps the huge log of shit into my stomach. I haven't eaten in awhile, the creamy hot shitload fills my stomach as if I'd just consumed a large, awful smelling hunk of meat. Sixx meat. Then, log smears lining my lips, I orgasm, harder than ever before, knowing this special gift of Sixx Shit is resting peacefully inside me. Today was a beautiful day. I am become one with the log. I have sucked a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole!!

>>731245601
I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

>sees your dick

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>>731247238
>points to chest

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I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

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>>731247415

'Square up like a man'

Don't. lol don't stick your dick in crazy dude.

by icq

Ok

Whoa this one is a lot more dark than your usual posts. If this really is you. Still things are sucking over there? Wherever over there is?

Speaking of Genetic trash I noticed white hairs on my head at 33 WHAT THE FUCK!?

>>731246478

Hang yourself and get off this board. No one cares about you here, either.

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>>731244081
good one

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will post this everyday until mods chemo this board. I will post snacks in threads that are gay. take your trap threads to lgbt faggots.
take your cuck threads to soc.
take your log of shit threads to 2chan
take your gay ama threads to plebbit
take your fb fap threads to facebook chat
take your cringe threads to rk9
take your furry threads to trash
take your kik threads to kik
take your ylyl threads to 9fag and I faggy
take your political discussions to pol
take your pics you shouldn't share threads and kill yourself op for making this thread
It's time for a purge.

>>731224038
Get cut and lose the smegma.

>>731224212
> I got mutilated because i cant clean myself properly- the post

Benedict Cumberbatch.

>>731235596
that's bendydick crumblysnatch.

>>731235730
pretty sure that's not him