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Hey /b/, I'm throwing a party Friday night,
and have no clue how much drinks I should buy.
Between 30-50 people are coming. I'm a high school senior.

Do you think this is good? Too much? Too little?
I have no clue

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:22:53 Post No.731457198
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2 bottles of vodka, 3 bottles of tequila 8 cases of beer and a sex change

Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:22:56 Post No.731457204
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:22:56 Post No.731457204 [Report]

Definetly get some more vodka or rum

Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:23:51 Post No.731457285
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:23:51 Post No.731457285 [Report]

>>731457198
Yeah, tits would be pretty good

>>731457204
Thanks! So like, 4 bottles? 2 of each?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:03:42 Post No. 731460791 [Report] [View this topic]

Found my mom on MeetMe

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:04:27 Post No.731460850
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>>731460791
Get her nudes, anon

Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:04:33 Post No.731460861
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:04:33 Post No.731460861 [Report]

Fuck her.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:04:44 Post No.731460882
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:04:44 Post No.731460882 [Report]

Nice, how do you feel about it?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:53:30 Post No. 731459857 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok so I posted earlier today.

But I still need advice, this chick wants me to fuck her tommorow. I'm a virgin and have trouble getting hard. I'm a little obese but still. She wants me to study porn and be ready. So I can assume she's really horny. She's not fat or ugly, the problem is she doesn't do anything at all with her life and has nobody...

Any sex tips would help

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:56:43 Post No.731460136
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a girl wants to have sex with you and you cant get hard? what are you fucking gay?

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>>731459857
Pic related
> it's her

Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:57:37 Post No.731460219
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>>731460136
Its not that, maybe too much porn you know?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:38:57 Post No. 731458598 [Report] [View this topic]

I've been thinking for a while of getting one of these horse dildos from bad dragon. I just haven't seen any good posts recently on the bad dragon adoptions page for large size.
I already have a medium size which i believe is about 11 inches long, but have been thinking of getting a Large since I can pretty much take the medium balls deep quite easily. I never ran into any problems, though it is the biggest toy I have used
The large is 14 inches long and the base is about the width of a coke can, so it seems like quite a big step up from the medium.
And to everyone who is going to say that I'm gay, or a zoophile: Just so you know, I am neither of those. I am a straight guy who just likes the idea of being bent over by a big fantasy monster creature and used as a servant. Just because someone likes the idea of being handcuffed, doesn't mean they like the idea of going to prison ;). Therefore you can agree dragon dildos =/= zoophilia.
I only have about 8 dildos, all of which are from bad dragon. I wouldn't ever fuck a dildo that looks like a real human penis. Those things are creepy and weird (Uncanny valley).
Thoughts?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:39:44 Post No.731458666
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>>731458598

leave

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:40:30 Post No.731458736 [Report]

You're a faggot

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>>731458666
Don't make it weird, anon

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:13:45 Post No. 731461851 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright bros, load up. We got civil war on our hands.
Also, if you're a premium member, make another thread after this and post since you don't gotta wait

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battletoads

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banana

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:33:45 Post No. 731458134 [Report] [View this topic]

God tier YouTubers?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:37:44 Post No.731458471
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Dayyofive

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>>731458134

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:02:29 Post No. 731460655 [Report] [View this topic]

Loli thread, Rollfag edition.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 06:00:51 Post No. 731460499 [Report] [View this topic]

Share your gf, wife, or ex. Rate/wwyd thread round 2

requesting more of this chick

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left or right?

wwyd?

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>>731460665
right, plow ass blow load on face

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 05:55:35 Post No. 731460046 [Report] [View this topic]

Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in.
0 - 1 --> Gryffindor (values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry)
2 - 3 --> Hufflepuff (values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty)
4 - 5 --> Ravenclaw (values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit)
6 - 7 --> Slytherin (values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness)
8 - 9 --> Filthy Muggle

Dubs are Hogwarts staff
00 --> Defense Against the Dark Arts
11 --> Divination (art of predicting the future)
22 --> Potions
33 --> Charms
44 --> Alchemy
55 --> History of Magic
66 --> Herbology
77 --> Care of Magical Creatures
88 --> Flying
99 --> Muggle Studies

Trips is the headmaster