/b/ i have a prob
I'm currently dating a girl in my class and said fuck it
Lets do this ..
She's cute in the face , nice body in all
So we went out..movie, food
Chilled in shit
So we got to fucking
I didn't notice anything till she asked if i could eat her puss yo
Damn... she had a big clit
My dick deflated like a elephant trunk
At first i was like oh shit
You're a dude!
In my head dawg, not out loud lol
But fuck yo all hell nah
I was like ...nope uh uh
Its like sucken on a dudes dick
So i just told this he bitch i had to raise up n bounce cuse my mom was gonna trip if i was home late
Shd i tell her girlz n the bros at school about her shedick?
>>744326514
That's the only reason you got her.
>>744326514
You are a disgusting filthy faggot nigger
Just admit you're a faggot homo
Move on
>>744326614
Another faggot right here
Chubby thread. OC much appreciated
>>744326873
Nigga that is not chubby that is obese
oh shit here comes pacman
>>744324582
Nice 44 dubs bro
No Pacman, drugs are bad!
I was wondering if you guys know what this is? and how to get rid of it?
WTF IS THAT!!! Mate looks bad you should go to a doctor ASAP your probably going to die
AIDS
>>744326312
they're just hair follicles. Very common. I have them too.
Remind me again why all white people shouldn't be executed? What has this trash race done to earn their keep and justify being kept alive? They hhave no respect for the lives of others and it's getting harder to resist just fucking killing every white person.
Because the most advanced civilizations would be the cat eaters or poo in tha loos.
say what now
>>744325951
Fake and gay and bait
Could really use a fluffy thread right now
It'd probably help if you posted more than once.>>744319555
Some faggot has the wrong number. Thought /b/ would have some good ideas. Trips decides how to end it.
Learn how to spell, tiny dick. And I fucked your best friend the other day.
>>744322464
Well I have a surprise for you. I believe the baby is yours. His name is Ashton.
>>744322464
I just got done prepping your bull
Is there anything that is still sacred left?
>>744324308
My private time in the bathroom.
>>744324308
is this satire?
>>744324811
no, st nick can't get enough of the BBC!
So I don't get it.
I thought we live in a Democracy and not a dictatorship.
Some sherrif breaks federal law and goes after people based on the color of their skin.
He's sentenced to prison, but Trump pardons him.
Tell me guys, how is it a Democracy if the president can just pardon whatever criminal he wants?
>>744319547
So why is Billary still out running free?
Grow up kid. I understand the schools let you down, so it not your fault. At some point though, your ignoranxe becomes YOUR problem.
>Some sherrif breaks federal law and goes after people based on the color of their skin.
>goes after people based on the color of their skin
>be mean to convicted murderers
>"STOP HIM!PLEASE, HE IS TREATING THEM BAD"
kys, Trump is protecting people that only want good for America
but of course, you want good for some billionaire that countries and borders as some evil thing that dont let him profit as much as he wants
gringo de mierda
What is the best Star Wars movie of all time and why is it Rogue One?
because it was directed by someone who isnt a total fucking cuck and actually enjoys his craft
>>744320809
Wait you can't be talking about rogue one can you? The most emotionally and suspensefully dead movie ever made since the 2014 Godzilla movie? The one that looks like a shite indie film with choppy editing and bad handheld, with no feeling of epic scale or wonder, just a bad film students idea of "gritty"? No, you can't possibly be talking about rogue one.
>>744321048
Yeah rogue one was pretty bad, but at least it wasnt TFW bad
Celeb thread, women only edition.
ok
And another one, with the tributes that add up to 36
Wendy
Good evening, Anon. How was your day? Feeling down? Need a hug?
Let's talk.
>>744324150
Gib hug plz I seem to be feeling melancholy didn't even realize it till like 1ish today.
>>744324372
*hugs you tightly*
I know how it feels, Anon. Nothing you can do about it. You're just going to be a little sad for a while.
My parents are going through a divorce, my only brother who is older than me locks himself up in his room, everyone drags me into their conflict even though I'm trying to keep calm and out of conflict.
I hate conflicts, but they keep dragging me, an innocent guy into it.
When I rarely get angry and tell them off, everyone aims all their anger towards me and say I should involve myself in the family problems more.
I'm afraid I'll snap one day and beat everyone in the house up (yes I have the power to do so too)
why aren't you openly BISEXUAL?
Cause even gays be like "just pick a side, slut"
>>744323809
im not a disgusting faggot
>>744323809
but i am
vocaroo/voice thread
state short requests, get longer ones bought with dubs
all anons welcome to deliver too
>>744316800
Serious request:
Im a huge faggot hurr durr hue hue hue
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1e4io4n1Ec9