C-Celeb th-thread: bowed men a-awaiting the m-mistress' n-nail clippings editions..
more sexy VJ pls
>>732108626
moar Anya Taylor
pics you shouldn't share pt.1337
stolen oc
>>732108567
more of her stolen ass
no R34 thread?
I've been having really bad shortness of breath for the past 3-4 months. I have to inhale through my mouth until I get a good breath (hurr hurr mouthbreather), anyway I was wondering, will an outpatient emergency room conduct drug tests if I pee in a cup or get my blood draw?
The problem is, I'm addicted to morphine and I don't want to lose my insurance or be like blacklisted for controlled substances from doctors. I don't inject the morphine, so there won't be any trackmarks or obvious signs of drug use.
I think something might be wrong with my liver or kidneys too.
>>732104621
Bump.
what state anon?
>>732104621
>addicted to morphine
>good working liver or kidney
Choose one faggot
Fight Or Die? Only you can decide your own fate.
>36
DIO
Hartgumin
Le Hisser
gee/fur
ITT: Tight bodies only
Milfs
>>732106202
>>732106202
Cancer MILF. Posted daily.
Expand your collection, dickwad.
GET AS MANY GETS AS YOU CAN TO COUNTERACT CIRNO!!!
PRAISE KEK
>>732105793
Cirno wins.
>>732105793
666 reverses the 77 thread
>>732105793
RESPONSE TO ALL WWYDs
I totally ignore her and head for you instead, I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^)
>>732095460
>>732095460
Wut
Rail
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ITT we talk like we're on reddit
Buuuuuuuuuurp
Hahahah Rick and Morty HAHAHAHA get it guys!
Wubablubadubdub poop doop
>>732102026
XD So true my friend! Do you want to know what should burp really get out of society though? Religion.
>>732102180
lol just take my upvote and leave hahahahahaha
>BISEXUAL ROLL
evens fap to female
odds fap to male
dubs fap to both sexes
trips go to bed
quads make a wish
quints quit 4chan 4ever
>>732101699
checked
G
>>732102068
G
/b - You're the only place on the internet who will understand this...
My appendix hurts. No bad, maybe 2 out of 10 pain scale, with rare spikes to 3 or 4.
Doc says must operate immediately. I don't want to, because I have a micropenis and don't want a nurse to see it to put catheter in.
Pic related - not me but identical.
I know it can burst and even be fatal, but what are the real chances of it healing by itself with antibiotics vs. bursting and getting more serious?
p.s. When I had my tonsils taken out in my 20s, I was reviewing by bill and was horrified to see CHILD CATHETER listed.
Now I am faced with catheter again. :(
>>732103521
That nurse has probably seen so much disgusting shit and micrococks in her tired over worked career than you could shake a stick at she will 100% not give 2 shits about your dick its part of their job nothing else.
>>732103791
Ya but afterwards I will have to face them in the recovery room.
No faces of /b thread? I just got off work. Let's see everyone's horrible faces
No takers?
>>732103699
Bump for dubs