If you roll dubs in this thread, you must go see this film in theaters.
BUT if you don't post in this thread, it will become a smash hit and spawn 15 years of sequels like Shrek
Calculated risk
Kill yourself or you will die in your sleep tonight
>>732213562
im so psyched to see this movie though.
Mini rozelli spam
what did I miss? D:
did she get laid yet?
>>732213624
What do you want to know?
Baylee Indiana 765 !!!
>>732210644
post nudes or fuck off
>>732210859
I'll show tits I
>>732210943
faceless/ now double FUCK OFF
faceless shame is absolute faggotry
So it turns out my bf is cheating on me with multiple other girls. I've been through his phone and he's meeting at least 3.
So I'm going to get my own back a bit. Tell me what you'd do to me & I'll show him.
Here's some pics I took for him but never sent.
>>732215998
I would fucking ruin you. You've got a good about of chubby going on, big tits and you're obviously a lil freaky.
Your bf is going to miss out big time. Now when are you coming to deepthroat this dick?
>>732215998
STANDARD REPLY:
tits or gtfo.
aka prove you are a chick
creep bread
everything goes
Crazy retail stories? I'll start.
>Be me, normal Walmart electronics associate
>November-ish
>Busy ass day
>early Christmas shoppers and shit
>lady walks up to fellow associate
>mid-40s
>We’ll call fellow associate Jill
>We’ll call lady Crazy Bitch
“Can you help me???”
>Jill already busy with another customer
>Jill’s stressed out as it is
“I’ll be with you as soon as I’m done with this other customer”
>Crazy bitch looks shocked
“I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW!!!”
>At this point the asshole I was helping and I both look up
>Jill’s not phased
>Been here a while
>She’s a mom, too. Used to this shit
“As soon as I’m done with this other customer.”
>Crazy bitch stomps her foot like a pouty girl
>Spins on one heel
>Crazy bitch sits on the ground facing merchandise
>Starts ripping the fucking pegs off the wall
>Literally ripping the fucking cardboard material off the wall with the pegs
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>Throwing shit everywhere, hitting customers
>Yelling, “I NEED HELP NOW. I NEED HELP NOW. I NEED HELP NOW”
>Yeah you fucking do
>This is too much for Jill
“Ma’am! What are you doing?! Please stop!”
>Tears in her eyes
>Crazy bitch runs out of shit to rip off the wall
>Fucking starts spinning on her ass in circles
>Still chanting “I NEED HELP NOW.”
>I can’t contain myself, laughing so hard I’m crying
>>732209411
>Jill snaps
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
>Crazy Bitch stands up
>Smooths out her clothes
>Clears her throat
“Where are your blank CDs?”
>So help me Sam
>Manager shows up, got a call or something
“What the hell?”
>I’m bent over, almost on ground
>Jill looks at me
>Looks at manager
>Jill walks the fuck away
>Crazy Bitch starts to follow her like she’s actually showing the way to the CDs
>Manager stops her
“Ma’am, we’re going to need you to leave.”
>Looks up at manager
>I’m not shitting you
>She fucking says,
“Why?”
>I can’t handle it anymore
>Laugh with the power of a thousand suns
>Can’t tell who more people are looking at, me or Crazy bitch
>Manager laughs too
“Because of the mess you made.”
>Asset protection guys show up
>Escort her away
>Never got her blank CD’s
>Jill goes home
>I help clean up then help guy with modems
>Still laughing the whole time
>ItWasAGoodDay.mp3
That was only one fucking story from Crazy Bitch. I have more if you want.
Please continue
im intrigued
I saw this last night, you can view others sent snaps here http://snaphaker.blogspot.com all you need is their snap username! Post pics you get here
btypkzfc
this is the best thing that ever happened to 4chan lol
Better than porn!
Sibling thread
>my sleeping brother
>>732209090
touch his butt
>>732209200
I took these a few days ago. His door was slightly open and I saw him lying there with his underwear all like that and the /b/ in me said take a picture so I took a couple.
your bro has a damn cute butt
Mother of four, double D's, and I'm going to savagely penetrate her with my cock in about 10 hours. Trips gets pussy.
Mother of 4? You betterbe fucking her ass because her pussy is prolly REKT
I mean, I bet she doesn't even try. Just lays there. Probably is planning on hitting you up for child support when the kid comes out half black
>>732212955
who cares
Hi
>>732212482
Dear good no
>>732212482
no thanks i'm good. don't need to see that today.
>>732212482
Don't fucking do it
Illinois nudes, post em up
Bumping in Addison
Joliet/Morris here. Got a lot from the area but can't stick around and chat. Hit me up on kik at gambet0 or on dust messenger at Vault0
Bump for vp
Eternal pics you need more of thread
>>732211830
>>732211871
>>732211917
Soft/hard ratings bread?
Post em because i didnt want to lol. And i meant benorses
Both? Brb
hello world.
I am an alien. All major presidents get orders from aliens. The evil aliens have the power again. You will see when the good aliens come back. The evil aliens are playing a game. Show your intelligence or you will die. Rebellion saves your life. You are in war
will dubeth saveth thee?
>>732206378
>ayylmao
Fuck off space nigger
>>732206378
I'm in charge of looking after these the whole day. Dubs decides what I do, unless it hurts me or the kids.
>>732211926
Sex ed
Show them porn and tell them it's how you make glitter
>>732211926
Ask them why they're so ugly.