Retail Stories Cont.
Fuck you. This thread was shit the first time.
Started sharing last thread right as it 404d. Will share the last one I posted.
>working at SwiftStop
>my 5th year at the shit station
>seasoned pro at dealing with ghetto shit
>prostitutes always outside store
>picking up clients
>Mr. Hijeeb tasks me with constantly telling them to "shoo"
>they're all really friendly and nice for hookers
>make acquaintances with the more regular ones
>constantly offered free sex
>never take the offer but my other occasional night shift coworker would
>working one night
>one of the more regular hookers was inside bullshitting with me
>hear screaming outside
>run out to find other regular hooker acquaintance of mine bleeding
>client stabbed her after they finished
>call 911 and they rush her off
>hookers start disappearing from around the store
>eventually pretty much stop all together aside from occasional one
From last thread. I work overnight at walmart on maintenance(cleaning crew).
>be me just getting to work
>all is quiet for first few minutes, or so I thought
>another associate comes and asks when I got in
>justnow.bat
>You just missed it, anon. Old man riding a cart left a trail of shit through 3 isles
>mfw being 5 mins late saved from cleaning that mess
This is my newborn daughter. She was born 3 days ago.
Say something nice about her.
no mr.fbi i dont fuck babys.
Even newborn babies know to pray to god.
>>732225448
How much to finger her?
Post the last girl you fapped to and their name. Kasey Gillen
More Kasey?
>>732222353
Are you kidding
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 166. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. Unlike most of the millenials, I'm a Republican and a proud Trump supporter.
.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Ask me anything.
>>732225304
You claim to have all that but why don't you have any friends?
Good for you.
Gr8 b8 m8 2 days in a row
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end.
>>732226084
He's done
what happens?
Saw a thread like this a few days ago, but I want more. Plz post ahegeo
>>732224832
>>732224909
If just every woman make visible his retardation like this...
Ask a guy who works at Amazon fulfillment anything
>>732226900
What is Amazon fulfillment? Please explain it to me in a way that relates to how I can get porn.
>>732226973
The fulfillment centers are where they store all the products. Everything from granola bars to butt plugs.
Plus dubs for truth
what weird festishes do you guys have/hide?
>>732225191
don't know if fetishes are weird, but i do have a strong mom/son incest fetish.
Spandex
>>732225191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQUkMcoKoI
Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
Yep. Continuing on from last night.
Because I'm as bored as fuck.
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
If you ask a new question you will get new greentexts. (You know.... O.C. That one thing the board is lacking)
Also general plumbing advice.
If you appreciated the advice you were given, reward me with tits.
I like tits.
How come you can fix pipes but can't that big crack in your ass?
>>732226632
hows plumbing
>>732226746
>IT HAS IT'S UPS AND DOWNS!!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!
>>732223803
Who cares?
>>732223910
Because it's myself and my wife so I want to know who is posting it
>>732223910
It was him.
>>732224000
Damn, trips of truth. I was going to say bait, but I suppose an ugly dork could manage to marry a plastic bitch...
Milf thread
Bump
My wife
roll dubs and you have to cum on your own face
roll trips and you have to post a picture of it on here
Roll, I guess
>>732223199
do iiiiit
Sure thing, bud
Flash game Nostalgia thread V2
lets join
Post 3 and I'll contribute faggot.
Already dead thread. Rip.
Pic you shouldn't share part 666
>>732226139
Anyone want to watch her masturbate?
>>732226266
Yeah
Could someone explain to me the beef between Palestine and Israel, I would appreciate unbiased information on who, when, why, and how began the whole conflict, including the repercussions to the date.
And please, with as little as possible jihad and/or greed excuses as to why the whole ordeal occurred.
Thanks upfront, cheers!
>>732221190
it's literally 2 factions of towelheads squabbling over which bearded wizard in the sky is the 'real' one. literally 2 thousand years of religious bullshit.
>>732221271
I can't believe or accept the fact that the whole bloodshed is caused only by religion(s).
Could it be that there is more to it than imaginary bearded wizards?
>>732221190
Well I'm not going to be too in-depth, tired and don't feel like going into research mode, I just know it like this:
Jews just trying to Jew more land from others. America usually runs with it, Palestine isn't down with that, hence "terrorism"="retaliating against more oppressors" (inb4 IF YOU HATE AMERICA THEN LEAVE).
My opinion is, kill the Jews, let Palestine have their lands back, world peace attained because Jews exterminated.