Dicks, as well as penises.
>>732354430
care to expand on why?
What do girls want?
>>732357594
money so they can buy things they want
>>732357594
Looks and money, nothing more.
>>732357594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
>be me
>have gf for about 6 months but we're super tight cause we've been friends for 4 years
>escapedfriendzone.exe
>shes super comfortable with me
>offers to eat my ass
>ok..?
>she proceeds to go down past the hair on my bosom and straight to the hole
>holy shit this feels fucking great
>she does it for about 20 minutes
>my anus feels very pleased and I consider why faggots get fucked in the ass
>I guess it makes sense
>whoa.jpg
>had to assert my heterosexuality on girlfriend to remind myself I am a straight male
does that make me gay /b/? that was such a faggot thing to think. I'd only settle for the ass eating.
>>732351352
>Has girlfriend
>Is posting on /b/
Pick one then go get a fucking job you fat fucking faggot
Yep, totally makes you gay.
>>732351352
Idk man. I think homosexuality and and likeing things in your ass are different.
Square is rectangle but rectangle isn't square ya know?
could you explain this meme?
>>732346321
cheque, mate
check mate
checkmate
cheque, mate.
Ask a lawyer anything
Is a car dealer liable for costs incurred as a result of a defective car? lost time/productivity for businesss, costs incurred resulting from travelling 1000km round trip to get vehicle repaired?
>>732354978
Why do they say germany isn't an independent country but "Besatzungsland" ?
>>732355112
Brand new $70 000 car btw. Electronic/cruise control defects
>You know what to do
>I start first
> Will I fuck soon magic 8-ball
Is gf cheating on me?
will I ever get dubs?
>>732350353
will I ever get dubs?
Hey, /b/
I was looking for something in my brother's room, when I found this.
Trips decide what I do.
(Camera's shaky because I feel fucking sick. I took this image for the /b/ Discord, which is why the timestamp says #cringe)
just a little closeup, just in case you can't see it well.
KEK
BUMP
>>732348436
here's your (you)
OP, you aren't fooling anybody. It's yours and although there is shame in it, you can find acceptance with >>/mlp/
Pics you shouldn't share part 696969
>>732357767
>pics you shouldn't share
Fucking stupid cancer. Every pic should be shared on /b/, especially nudes. The internet was made for porn
>>732357767
Drawthread
IDDQD edition
Fuck you all. Second.
Just sitting here waiting for the request from the other thread to get posted here
Can someone draw me a sexy girl dust bunny
Is he just doing performance art, now?
Seriously, the way he keeps punching himself in the face, is pretty amazing.
what did he do ?
>>732354263
ate ice cream. oh the horror.
>>732354330
mofo just killed all polar bears !!!
Feeling generous and want to spread some love.
First person to rolls trips wins a game worth max 50$ on Steam.
>>732357862
Playerunknowns battleground
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666
Anyone have any experience being in a relationship with someone that has BPD? Any advice, suggestions?
>>732349178
Yes, the bitch was mental. Tell her to take her meds or GTFO. Better still dump whoever it is and find someone less fucked in the head. Trust me it aint worth it bro.
>>732349309
Do you know what meds they where?
>>732349178
Married for 17 year to a woman with BDP
All I can say is get her out of your life.
Run away.
You can't fix her
She will hurt you
She will hurt your family
She is poison.
Run Away
Buy this book
https://www.amazon.com/Stop-Walking-Eggshells-Workbook-Personality-ebook/dp/B0054M1OD6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1494606298&sr=8-3&keywords=walking+on+eggshells
YLYL. GET IN LADS!
new fb/ig fap thread
Dumping this hot little slut.
>>732353568
Anybody want to show me their girls on kik?
Do you guys think President Pence will pardon Trump, just like Ford pardoned Nixon?
>>732352081
Of course he will.
But Trump is so fucking weird, I think that even when we impeached him he's gonna try to claim he's the president.
>>732352081
Maybe when he has finished electrocuting the gays
>>732352309
That's shock therapy for the gays to make them straight as they should be