Which twin do you want? Mandi on the right or Lacy on the left?
Trips will get their choice girl's pictures.
>>732370986
Lacy. Give em up
>>732371100
Rolling
>>732370986
i would be fine with a naked picture of one of them. they should look the same
My wife is about to give birth to a baby boy.
Trips names the baby.
Skeletor
Dick Butt [whatever your surname is]
Ask a registered sex offender anything!
Pic unrelated.
what did you do to get put on the list?
>>732368245
Why won't you kill yourself, shitlord?
this is the most disgusting picture I have ever seen in my life
I'm voting for him again in 2020, just to piss off libshits.
>>732369237
glad to see you have your priorities straight
>>732369237
We need to remake this meltdown again. It was goldmine of keks
I voted for him cause I knew it would be funny when people flipped out too
Which do you prefer and why?
> Uncut masterrace
>>732365952
gay
uncut because circumcision at birth is cruel
>>732365952
Why is it uncuts always start this kind of threads? Do you have to compensate something?
Girls you want to rape
>>732367293
Ditto.
Would skullfuck her till her brains were scrambled eggs.
Lifehack bread.
>>732369647
Lying fuck.
It would burn them
>>732369647
this life hack is racist
I faced the girl in the pic in my BJJ (jiu jitsu) class and lost, now I'm getting insecure about my strength.
So she's 10 years old, maybe 4'7 and at most 80lbs (estimate). Kids class was cancelled so she went to the adults class and sparred against me. I'm 6'1, 165lbs. She'd been training for 1 month, I'd been training for 6 months so it should be easy for me.
Instead she tapped me out 3 times in 5 minutes, at first I wasn't trying hard but after the first time I submitted I really started trying but still lost. All her submissions were triangles (her legs squeezing my neck) and I just feel so weak.
There were times where she genuinely out-strengthened me, like I was pinned at one point and she dominated the fight. How did this happen? If you look at the pic (stalked her on fb for this question image, sorry lol), she isn't strong at all. I had to ask her at the end if she had any martial arts experience before coming to classes a month ago and she said no. I feel so embarrassed, what happened? Am I weaker than her?
What a creative way to start a JB thread anon
>>732366585
did you get a bone in your trousers?
>>732366692
JB? Like Justin Bieber? I don't know much about 4chan slang, sorry.
Any Fur thread
>poor fag, im begging for a toy from baddragon
>if anyone buys me a Penetrable Toy, i'll be your bitch for a long while, send pictures pretty much whenever I can, ect...
>dubz get ass picture (from wannabe trap)
>>732365817
moar
>>732366943
new Celeb thread
Love portman and her tight ass.
>>732369103
Nice tight hole, perfect for a cheeky pinky.
Did any of her supposed pictures ever come to light
time to roll
if you want to reroll you have to post a new fap roulette, you can only do this twice
>>732362008
last reroll
no loli thread
lets fix that
mane dis sheet iz gai. dem bishes aint evn got no boodies
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
>>732367503
rolling
Ok
Rolling in my skin
HOOKER THREAD
>be me
>fin a young pretty escort
>call
>ok, meet in 30min
>drive to the adresse she gave
>mid life latina girl open the door
>fucking scam
>negociate price
>she start suck my dick
>phone calling
>she stop to answer to a client
>dafuckimdoin.bmp
>notice 2nd girl waiting in an another room
>ask for the two bitches
>negociate price
>2nd girl is younger 6/10
>deep throat like maniac
>ask her for buttfuck
>bring my own big dildo
>older pegs me
>fuck the younger in doggy
>fuck her like an old pillow
>itscomin.png
>condom rip off
>older put the dildo off
>jerk off
>...
>heavy load in younger pussy
>she run off the room
>older tell me "naah it's ok.."
>take a 30s shower
>mfw the dildo put off some shit from my deepness
>a lot of smelly shit
>go back in the room
>older wash my dildo full of shit
>put my cloth
>take my clean dildo
>say thank you
>leave
>...
>cross the street
>seat in front of beach
>smoke a blunt
>lel
>my finger still smell shit and pussy whore
>>732358459
Sounds gay as fuck
>>732358459
Your English is atrocious, and you're gay for liking dildos in your ass.
>>732359175
i learned english with /b/
My ex is now dating a druggie and purely sex obsessed guy, I'm shaking with anger right now and I want and need to kill someone real fast, I don't care who, but I've wanted to do it for a long time now and I feel like I can't stop myself.
Start with yourself first.
>>732363839
I'm not going to kill myself, I'm not a fucking pussy.
you're really angry at yourself for dating her in the first place