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Violent / crazy / scary encounters thread, I'll start and dump stories since you guys liked them last time:

I worked at a liquor store in THE dodgiest part of town (ausfag). Full blown crackhouse 50 metres down the road, and every single house was public housing. One major crackhead told me he never sets foot in that particular crackhouse, and described a scene where the bathroom had box after box after box of used needles in them - like literally hundreds. He said that the bottom of the cardboard boxes were seeping blood and meth/saline fluids onto the mouldy floor, and when he saw another crackhead sucking the pudle into a needle and booting it; he never returned.

I've:
>had knives held to me literally more times than I can count
>been pepper sprayed
>befriended every single hooker in the area
>had at least three clients there end up on the news as murder victims
>had at least 10 clients there die from crime
>went through a period of June - July in 2016 where I LITERALLY called the police AT LEAST twice every shift; not even kidding - and I worked 12 hour days 6 days a week
>had needles waved in my face
>seen countless assaults
>chased/stopped/ignored countless robberies in our store
>seen our neighbour deli get full-blown raided by guys kicking down their windows/doors and violently holding up the place
>experienced more abuse and crackhead ramblings than you can imagine
>had some of the funniest, most fucked up conversations you can imagine

Pic related; on my last day, this crackhead rolled through and demanded I take a photo of his eyes. He said "Show your friends bro, show all your friends"

Will dump stories I have pics as kinda proof to back up:

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GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHERS

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I drive a 94 camaro. Nothing much but it never died on me and I enjoy working on it. What do you drive?

Pic related it's my car.

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Feel thread.

I am a literal old fag in the sense of 4chan, 30.

Decided to take a feel trip and take a look at my old facebook posts and shit.
I was so much more sociable, more out going etc.

Now i just worry about my own happiness, my job, home, GF, cat.
Just a little bit of a mind fuck I can literally go back in time on facebook and see who I was, and compare it to now days. It's a pure nostalgia mind fuck, people I pretty much forgot about I see entire conversations with them.

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Roll for yoru emma fuck doll

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YLYL GODMODE.
ONLY SHIT YOU'VE LOST TO.

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feet/foot bread

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post a more perfect pussy than this

pro tip: you can't

>pic related

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You are a paladin of some good-aligned god, sent to smite evil, particularly demons. You get to the innermost sanctum of a cult and see pic related.

She offers you the best sex a mortal can get if you spare her life. What do you do?

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Rule 34 ANYTHING

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Pictures you want spread or have saved continued, share!!

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new fb/ig fap

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>be me
>be 20
>live in fathers basement
>so bored i might rip my dick off
>Few friends
>no car
>no license
Talk at me /b/

Hows life?

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Post some gay shit

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