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Hey b, I need the help of some of the most fucked up among you. I need to figure out a suicide method that fits into all the criteria i'm about to list.

If anyone wants/needs to know the why before commenting, y'all aren't doctors so i won't go into great detail. But basically, i have a disease that makes every muscle group in my body twitch/fasciculate constantly, incessantly, to no end. This has been going on for years, and it's driving me insane. Can't sleep, can't eat, can't sit still without my muscles going berzerk and making me feel like i'm having a seizure.

The only problem is, the disease is benign. It can't kill me by itself. So i guess it's up to me. So i need your help in figuring out a method. below are my criteria, in order of importance.

1. I don't want it to look like a suicide. Either way, my family and friends will be bummed about my death, but if they all know i suicided, they'll all be sad and hate me. I don't want to them to hate me after i die.

2. quick and painless. my current idea is to jump. that'd be instant death upon landing, but an obvious suicide, so if there's another option out there, i'd take it.

3. No innocent bystander will be responsible. No jumping in front of a vehicle, no decap by train, etc. They are just strangers though, and that's why this is point #3. Point #1 overrules this one.

4. I don't have access to guns. If i did, i'd have done this a long time ago, so death by gunshot is out.

I'll reply with anything else i think of. Oh, and i'd like to do this by july 2nd or 3rd of this year, so not much time left.

have at it.

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Roll for the girl that will serve your every need for the rest of your life.

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Drawthread

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Celeb thread: Elle edition.

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Quads and I put this in my anus

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You know what to do.

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daugher you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically /b/.

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Time to get a UK thread going lads

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Pics you shouldn't share cont.

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It's caturday idiots post cats

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Thread on my homeboard got deleted. So I open one here.

Anyone watching the Eurovision Meme contest?

Epic Sax Guy is at it again!

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>be me
>dating a qt 3.14
>does not allow me to touch her
>christian
>i jack of to her everyday
>i want to fuck her so bad
how?
Pic obviously not related you faggot

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>CTRL F
>f l u
>no results
FLUFFY THREAD
I JUST GOT UNBANNED EDITION

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>random girl texts me on whatsApp.
>Asks me how I am.
>say good
>she asks if I live in [city of residence]
>I say yes and ask where she got my number
>blocks me
>get paranoid
>get some fake phone numbers and spam call her
>blocks ingoing calls
>forward her number to a group of friends
>a friend adds her and starts texting her
>turns out she knows my full name
>WTF
>I have her number and her pic on archive.
>what do /b/?
>how to make her dead?

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trips and i eat this whole tub in one sitting on stream