hey /b/
is there a drug or something i can take before getting surgery that will interact with the anesthetic and kill me?
too cowardly to an hero
pic related the injury im getting surgery for
For cuts like that nothing more than a little local anesthesy should be needed, but if you want to be an hero, go to sweden, heard doctors can kill there is asked to
>>732571177
how'd you get that cut?
>>732571335
they did the first surgery which just repaired the tendon(it got completely severed) but a week or so ago i was wiping my ass and i felt it snap and couldnt move it anymore. so i went to the doctor who did the surgery and he said he has to take tendons out of my wrist and put them in my hand and finger, i guess, which requires me being put out
lia thread? lia thread
>>732568764
Who?
>>732568764
>>732568966
Lia Johnson
How can I get out of bronze?
>>732562117
Stop playing shit champs.
Add me: Asphixate
Im stuck in S5 because of constant monkeys on my teams, but try playing a harder carry champion thats not teemo
also stop feeding
>>732563019
akali got me from bronz to plat last season
New Thread. Last One Ran out of Image Space.
Prove you're white, /b/.
I work
>>732567958
I literally can´t even
>>732567958
I had a brokerage account when I was 16
ALRIGHT!
PUT THE DOUBLES IN THE BAG NOW!!
No.
>>732561007
bonds name, james name
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
WHO HATES THEIR MOM?
I DO. SHE'S A SELFISH CUNT. DUMBEST FUCKING HOLIDAY IN HISTORY.
COME ON....SOME ONE HERE HAS TO HATE THEIR MOMS...I KNOW FOR MOST IT'S YOUR ONLY SEXUAL PARTNER BUT COME ON.
I hate the obligative nature of some holidays.
"Oh hey mom !
You're pretty shitty but here's a fucking 60$ bouquet and a nice purse anyway cause everyone will shame me if I don't get you anything"
Fucking ridiculous.
>>732567689
AND they get birthdays and christmas too?!? WTF
Got hid by cyber AIDS. What do i do?
Had to compress the pic cuz it was 3.4mb
Delete System32 guys can go fuck themselves
Have you tried unplugging and plugging back?
Does bump work here?
Anyway, bump
>>732566210
Step 1: Install gentoo
Step 2: Restore all the important files from your offline backups
YLYL thread!!!
Vegan edition. Post your vegan memes /b/
State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:
>Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$8.65 per hour
>34
>Assiantant to the Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$9.65 per hour
>15
>>732567747
>Chef
You're a fucking burger flipping faggot. Get a real job
>>732567912
YLYL
>>732565722
What the fuck.
Anons that have fucked an Asian girl before. Was it as good as you hoped?
Not even close. Say what you like about feminism, at least it teaches women to actively engage in sex. Asian girls are so submissive it's like fucking a doll.
>>732562411
It's really no different from fucking white chicks. Every girl is different, so expect a range of results. Asians commonly are smaller and have smaller boobs. Vagina doesn't really feel noticably different.
>source: over 30 Japanese, a korean and a chinese, including westernized and native
>>732562521
What kind of Asian was she?
You have 10 SECONDS to name a better restaurant than Five Guys Burgers.
>protip: you can't.
>>732567841
I can't
>>732567841
I went to USA and 5guys was nice but they didn't have any veggie burgers
>>732567841
mcdonalds
Roll
Rollllllll
>>732567881
Rolling
>>732567881
Roll
trap thread
>>732568189
I was just looking for one of these but let's keep it nice and feminine this time. No gay shit.
>>732568189
Oh, go on then.