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Shit, /b/. I need help on what to say to her right now. I'm bad at expressing my feelings since I generally think without my heart. I'll just let dubs decide.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:58:26 Post No.733188927
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"Im playing with my Dick."

when she replies say:

"Dick is a 12 year old disabled boy I met in the park. His Mom lets me baby sit him while she goes to bingo."

when she replies:

"I'm wanking him off."

when she replies say:

"Damn this autocorrect."

when she replies say:

"I meant to say I'm sucking him off while he wanks me off."

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:59:17 Post No.733188990
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>>733188511 Dubs decided

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 08:00:18 Post No.733189082
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 08:00:18 Post No.733189082 [Report]

She gonna dump you OP. Good luck

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:13:53 Post No. 733185333 [Report] [View this topic]

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:15:50 Post No.733185495
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Claim

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:16:19 Post No.733185529
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:16:19 Post No.733185529 [Report]

-stocks the lemon pledge and smiles proudly. Also reclaims Ika.-

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:58:56 Post No. 733184128 [Report] [View this topic]

This woman texted me amd thinks I'm their son/daughter on Vacation in Hanoi. Dubs decides how to respond. Gay shit like "Wrong Number" don't count.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:59:56 Post No.733184209
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Can't talk now. Getting something called a happy ending

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:00:43 Post No.733184279
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:00:43 Post No.733184279 [Report]

Have you meet any dirty jews today?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:00:46 Post No.733184285
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>>733184209
Reroll

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:46:55 Post No. 733183180 [Report] [View this topic]

No Celebs threads active, what the fuck anons?

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>>733183315

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:33:10 Post No. 733186960 [Report] [View this topic]

A wild Mudkip appears

And OH SHIT NIGGA, It's shiny!

Trips catches it, 7 dubs and it runs away

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:34:00 Post No.733187025
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Bitch used Master Ball

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:34:56 Post No.733187096
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:34:56 Post No.733187096 [Report]

>>733186960
Shit, nigga.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:36:35 Post No.733187221
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>>733187096
Reroll?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:32:45 Post No. 733186925 [Report] [View this topic]

fb/ig cont

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:14:41 Post No. 733185390 [Report] [View this topic]

Nude game
You know the rules
dubs and trips get bonus pics
number is 4

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:27:17 Post No.733186467
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:27:17 Post No.733186467 [Report]

no interest?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:27:52 Post No.733186513
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:27:52 Post No.733186513 [Report]

>>733185390
FFWF

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:31:02 Post No.733186790
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>>733185390
>>733186513
FFWF roll

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:58:17 Post No. 733184073 [Report] [View this topic]

the pic under you is now your wallpaper for a week

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>>733184073

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>>733184073

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>>733184073

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:23:54 Post No. 733186213 [Report] [View this topic]

trips and i'll slam my dick in this door

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:24:44 Post No.733186281
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:24:44 Post No.733186281 [Report]

roll ayy lamo

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:25:36 Post No.733186343
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>>733186213
Ok roll first trips and ever and proof OP is no faggot

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 07:25:50 Post No.733186356
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>>733186213
Fake. saw this thread not so long ago. Op didn't deliver.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:39:33 Post No. 733182534 [Report] [View this topic]

Hunger Games
First 24 and no dupes

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Devil Pepe

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:43:48 Post No.733182882
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Bot

hi Megu

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Megumi
>>733182882
Hello

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:51:35 Post No. 733183563 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Pics you really shouldn't share.

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Got lots of this girl

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you faggots want more?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:43:08 Post No. 733182824 [Report] [View this topic]

Which people do you consider the absolute worst of the worst?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:44:00 Post No.733182903
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>>733182824
I guess "women" would fall under "people" technically

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:44:03 Post No.733182910
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:44:03 Post No.733182910 [Report]

>>733182824
People who make innecesary threads.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:44:10 Post No.733182923
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:44:10 Post No.733182923 [Report]

myself

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:27:26 Post No. 733181605 [Report] [View this topic]

again, america .. why did you vote this?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:28:47 Post No.733181722
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>>733181605
most of us didn't.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:30:46 Post No.733181875
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:30:46 Post No.733181875 [Report]

It was the choice between having your shit sandwich cut vertically or diagonally.

More people wanted it cut diagonally, but we still got it cut vertically. Either way, though, it's still a shit sandwich.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:31:22 Post No.733181920
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