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>>733209388
Your damaged goods.

If I go to Walmart to grab some apples, I don't want the ones with broken skin and bruises all over them.

>>733209388
It's hard to love someone who wants to be a zebra.

Probably because you're doing shit like this

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>>733200353
I think I'm just gonna go for a nap instead.

>>733200353
I am taking requests.
Also some music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy1DC_Hi8ag

>>733200588
Wise choice. I think I'll do the same.

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thoughts

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>>733201043
Thoughts and rate?

>>733201137
juicy. 10/10

Lets see that ass

>>733195181
Shave! The weight isn't as much of an issue as the hair. Shave those legs and ass. You can always find clothes to cover the rest. I'd do some lunges and squats to fatten that ass up.

Also, if you're looking to bottom you may want to show off more ass than cock.

Just curious are you trying to become a sissy/cd or just a bottom slave?

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>>733195477
>>733195686
i'm not sure what i wan to become, i've never even thought guys were attractive but i've thought about being a bottom atleast once for a long time now, the being dominated is what does it the most for me i think. i took this one a little while back , i have a buttplug in, and just saying i'm not sweating it's lube from putting it in.

>>733199992
Roll

rollerino

>>733199992
Roll

>>733202407
m or f?

Stop being so needy.

>>733202407
Post proof and I will.

>>733204436
Fucked another man.

>>733204436

Not me, but a guy I knew was dating this girl. They were having problems and on the verge of breaking up, but he was a dumbass and still sticking it in raw (life rule, if you're having relationship problems, do not fuck a girl bareback).

So she calls him up and says she's pregnant and wants to get an abortion. So dude scrambles around and puts together a thousand bucks, because he doesn't want to be a father.

A week later, they break up. Run into her walking her brand new golden retriever puppy. She's lied about being pregnant so he'd give her 1000 bucks so she could by a pure breed puppy.

Cute dog, though.

>>733204436
Lol that's a picture from the internet shopped onto the paper

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>>733198197

>>733198197
more?

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>>733198381

>>733205899
inside the zipper compartment

1. Open your backpack.
2. Throw your cigarettes in.
3. Close your backback.
4. Your cigarettes are now hidden in your backpack.

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>>733205899
Checked, but stop being underageb&

jewing it

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Let's go boys

rick roll

>>733200634
fucking russians dont get to do shit in the land of the narcos

>>733200634
What would a "nazi" be doing in Mexico?

>>733200795
He was retarded

Straight up ask to fuck when sister is our of the room, if she says no just play it off like a joke

>>733198881
Won't that be awkward even if she says yes?

There's so much uncertainty with that one. I'm not that close to the friend, anyway.

>>733204991

Read the text in the image you posted.

yes, fortunately turpentine treats autism so it's not an issue

>>733204991
No, mercury does

>>733203761

7/10 I'd fuck her

>>733203761
yeah

>>733203835
This.