>>733363190
So fucking sexy
https://youtu.be/yZO7eE87feY
>>733355908
go on ...
>>733356110
looking good mommy, let's see some moar
ive been edging for 2 hours.
show me your best pair of big tits.
pic related. post that kind of shit.
New trap thread
loli thread
fb/ig fap bread
>>733362023
Roll trips for her nudes
>>733356718
I want to post them so I'll roll one time
Rolly
Polly
Odds fap Evens sleep
I want to go to bed
at a friend's house, can't take it anymore, I might just fap even if its even
i don't know why i'm rolling, i'm probably gonna fap either way
Greentext Stories?
>Be me
>14
>Working with grandpa at his AC/Heating company
>Lady has annoying ass cats and a knee-high cast-iron fence, you know the kind with the spearpoints with knubbed off ends.
>Carrying big ass window unit, trying not to trip over retarded ass cats
>Probably seventeen generations of mother son incest with these cats.
>Get to the fence and Granpappy has the bright fuckin idea of going over it
>niggaisyouhigh.mp3
>It's his fucking company so I don't complain.
>Makin hella money at 14 (noone knows, I'm just there to help load shit)
>Fuckin retarded ass cat latches onto my leg while I'm one my right leg with the left lifted over the fence and I fall.
>ohgodthisisit.jpeg
>I go down and try to hold on to the AC unit in the attempt to hold myself up
>Grandpa has the unit ripped out of his hands
>My full weight (260 pounds) plus the unit (idfk) put my gooch straight into the top of one of these spikes. (Like a foot between each spike)
>JUST my gooch
>IWASWRONGTHISISACTUALLYIT.mp4
>The spike penetrates my gooch like three quarters of an inch
>blinding pain and I shit AND piss myself
>I'm crying as grandpa pulls me off of the fence
>He loads the unit himself and we get in the car
>I'm catatonic as he drives me to the hospital laughing his ass off
>Doctors laugh
>I'm still catatonic when I get home to my Grandma, Aunt, and Mom and he explains it to them
>They laugh
>I can't walk for three weeks
So, anything like this happen to you?
>>733355415
OP here forgot to mention my friends now call me "Spit roast"
>>733355558
>>733355415
Your family sucks. Get a new one
>>733355682
Nah I laughed when it was over.
Like a one in a million deadeye shot.
Anyone see this movie?
liked it, ridley scott all over, visually stunning, the music was awesome, i enjoyed the first and second acts the most, the third act felt a bit forced tho, 7/10
Anyone see this movie?
>>733355969
Was not bad, Ridley Scott def has his touch on it with the photography/set design. Don't like the Prometheus angel they always try to throw in but if you're looking for a movie where an Alien is fucking people up, it's good.
Also, Walter is David at the end and they all die.
interracial/cuckold thread
celeb thread
>>733357485
anya won great reveal at cannes : )
asian girl thread continued
>>733357969
bikini of yiqin?
Big booty asians plz
>>733358121
ziqin in bikini #1
Got this from a girl/trap off of craigslist.
How fucked am I???
go to a doctor retard
>>733356018
is that a boob?
>>733356198
I don't have insurance