Sup /b/. I really want your advice. I'm a 27 year old hugless,kissless handholdless virgin. No girl has ever shown the slightest bit of interest in me.
Is it time to get a prostitute? Anyone been in my situation?
become wizard OP, ur so close
Yes it is time.
Engage the services of a clean and safe prostitute.
Only do this if you can LEGALLY do so.
If you cannot legally do so, I have no other advice than: don't do it illegally. Ever.
>>733401542
I do sort of want to become all powerful but the shame that comes with it will be unbearable.
Well... I was drinking with my daughter all night, laughing and talking. At some point a he started talking about a guy and I asked her if he was her boyfriend. She said no and I asked if she is doing things with him anyway and we ended up having a 2 hour talk about her sex life. Seemed normal while we were drunk but this morning I cannot believe the things we talked about. The good news is my lust for my daughter was fading before last night, the bad news is I stayed home from work today and I've been masturbating to my daughters sexual anecdotes all morning, medium news is I'm certain my daughter has no sexual feelings for me at all.
best to stay safe anon
an hero for safety
>>733401583
but not before posting more pictures
Sick fuck kill yourself
Aviation thread
>Rules:
>All replies bust contain a picture of something related to aviation
>all content must relate to aviation
Look forward to your responses.
>>733404314
>>733404314
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
>>733404604
Where did you find this?
Kik thread
Send me porn
abbiehollandox
loli_angel
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>733401926
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>733402761
Yo this cuck's name is Jordan Clawson and he lives in Boca so go get him boys.
+1 5612134109
Tell him Alex Slowes sends his regards and that his friend needs to break up with his gf.
Also he lies about being in the military!
Time to do what we do best.
Yo boi lets do this shit!!!
>>733404892
I already am
yo the fag yelled at me
Solid 10 thread.
>>733405306
What's the difference between a sloid 10 and a non-solid 10
>>733405787
Makeup
Youtube/Twitch nudes!
>>733396746
Who dat?
>>733396746
Who is that?
Who dis?
>you're hungry after your fat-ass has been browsing /b/ for the past hour, so you order pizza
>orders pizza
>40 minutes later you hear a knock on the door
>you look through the peep-hole and all you see is an ear
>you open the door and this greets you
what do you do
*Notices his bulgey* OwO Oh what's this?
>>733393732
i bend over
>>733393732
Order a CO2 sensor/monitor/thing. I am obviously hallucinating.
Let's get a chub thread going y'all
>>733401967
Get Rolling. Odds are traps.
>>733401798
wtf?
>>733401798
Roll for 2 > 5 > 9 > 6
need
I want to cuddle with Elle Fanning.
Celeb Thread.
>>733401606
Link your thread. Jesus
>>733401830
i did moite
>>733401606
Dubs
>>733405237
I want to cum inside your anus, then lick it back out again, and then spit it into your mouth
>>733405237
Authentic Chinese Dog
dead children
FB/IG Fap Thread
Need more of her
>>733402217
And her
/s/bread
/o/ edition - machines + floofy tails