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Nobody wants to see this dried up, strung out whore fuck a monkey. If you do, then there is something deathly wrong with you.

32 engineer, 64k Euros

>28
>IT Technician
>$16 an hour

>26
>Electrical Engineeer
>~50k €

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>>744490912
laughed for hours once I realized I knew who he is, old neighbor of 30 years ago

I would like this show a little more if I was in its target audience.

Sadly, I'm older than 12.

>>744491008
Why?

That's the whole charm and originality of the show

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My chubby girl from behind

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>>744491817
Yes, more.

>>744492949
fake

No, that'd be creepy.
Simply break into her house then forcefeed her a bowl of eggs.

>>744486040
I feel like you aren't being serious

>>744486115
i think he was serious about the creepy part. it would make you seem super desperate.

dont buy her a housewarming gift. if she invites you over, bring a nice bottle of wine instead.

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The Niggest

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Moses

>Female

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Patty

on the forehead

on the dick

on upper lip

>>744492597
right

>>744492597
do a 360 and walk away

>>744492677
that was quick

>>744493000
The Necks

Rent a cheap queer for the night
X

>>744493000
Giraffe AIDS Unleashed

>>744483209
Who hurt you

>>744483209
If nothing else, that guy deserves a beating for his poor fashion choice

i really wanna know the backstory on this

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Warning the beginning read like something from a particularly bad Zack and Cody episode but I swear it all happened as well as I can remember it

>Be me
> Be 14
> Average kid in school here in Bongistan neither chad nor complete beta. Have fellow nerd friends but I’ve never been out with a girl.
> Phoebe is 13 in same class, 10/10 perfect qt and fancied by basically every guy
> kind of nerdy and mature for her age (or at least she likes to think so, sees herself as above all that secondary school drama and bitchiness)
> People chilling in classroom before the teacher comes in, me chatting with friends
> Mini Chad dick called Frankie is being obnoxious as usual (I would say he bullied me but he bullied pretty much everyone that wasn't him or his Crabbe and Goyle style henchmongs so I can't claim victimhood)
> Throws pencil at kind of fat girl called Stacy (her mom does not in fact have it going on)
> Me (already angry at him for some shit he said to a friend and knowing he never actually backs any of this talk up) "Do you have to be a complete cunt ALL the time?"
>Him “aw are you in love with Stacy, just because you’ve never had a girlfriend “
>Sickburnapparently.mov, Whole Class “ooooooooooohhh”
> I spaghetti completely “I I I I totally do”
> “Oh yeah what’s her name”
> Errrrrrrrrrr
> Laughter all round
> Murder me now pls
>”Face it dickhead you never had a girl and never will” smug face
> Suddenly outofnowhere “actually he does”
> Everyone turns around to see Phoebe standing up
> Me and anon are going on a date Friday night aren’t we
> Me (sperging hard) Yeee-eeeah sure
> chads face when

Post nudes. Otherwise, move along.

>>744462411
Dubs of truth

i love eric liang

297 nautical blvd