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I'm back

>be me almost 13 years ago
>I'm 13
>working on a beef farm in the rural Midwest
>Hot June afternoon
>finish fencing repair and moving cattle
>owner leaves to shower and take his wife to dinner in town
>other farmhand goes into town to the church bar
>I go to my shack to grab some bottles of beer, then head to the barn to put out feed for the cows and the sick steers
>crack my beers after dropping the feed
>sit by the milk house and watch a calf suckle at the oldest cow (Kelly) teats
>my mind starts to wander
>start thinking of a few days earlier, when I fingered a girl and sucked her tits behind the hardware store
>thinking about how wiry her pubes felt against my palm
>how warm and wet she was as I rubbed along her slit
>how hot and slick her canal was when I finally slipped a finger inside
>I remember how I sucked on her erect nipple, licked around her areola in rapid circles
>I remember being in my bunk later that night, still smelling her juices on my fingers
>I drink my beer, I watch Kelly, and I remember
>13 year old hormones instantly make my dick throb
> as if on cue, Kelly BRAAAAPPS
and deposits a solid 10 lb pile of shit in the corner of her pen
>the noise breaks me from my reverie, as I realize I am watching a bovine with my painful erection while other kids my age are probably at the pool in town
>I bet my qt pinky ring is there
>get up and toss my beer, walk around to wait out erection
>prepare to take herding truck into town
>walking past Kelly, I get an idea

Continue?

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Real question: what do you call this type of body? She's not skinny but definitely not fat. I wanna say she's got a dumpy body, but I'm not sure if that's quite right.

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Do you have any talents?

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Hey guys, I'm the faggot from yesterday that wask asking about good ways to find a job

I got a lot of advice on how to improve my resume and I think I've done quite a bit to make it look better
Thoughts?

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Things you can't quite remember and want to find again.

There was this wierd dude on Instagram I saw once. Skinny, gross mustache, stick and poke looking tattoos, maybe a fur coat.

What are you looking for b?

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More?

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YLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYL

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Browns are the worst race and at the bottom.

This is arguably objective,

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Vaesark, anyone?

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Roll a 66 and I will post my cam link and become an hero. Not a joke

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What's the "wrongest" sex u have ever had b? Like the absolute "wrongest" thing (fucking a co workers wife, bosses daughter, cheating, etc.?

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Is incest between consenting adult mom and son so wrong?

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New fb/insta fap

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Crackers getting Rekt, thread!!!

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ITT we discuss what the perfect size of breasts is.
> My personal opinion is a C cup.