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if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses
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>>733951446
Thst making the same thread every day is punishable by death.
Kill yourself
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>>733951553
I think it's hot as fuck but unfortunately it's not popular
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All must be constantly wearing visible jeweled buttplugs. By this I mean like wearing assless pants/skirts, no panties, because "wearing" would mean in their ass.
1st offense, bare-assed spanking after inserting the plug, 5m
2nd, forced clitoral orgasms, after inserting plug while being spanked, 30m
3rd, forced internal vaginal & clitoral orgasm with an auto-pumping dildo in the ass, 1hr
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MOVIE NIGHT! roll to get the movie you will watch tonight. (Some of them aren't there i know)
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op rolling
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>>733953748
I'll roll
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there is no 899 so reroll
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why do I like THICC women so much??
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>>733952897
Because you haven't fucked a fit woman yet
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>>733952897
>>733952966
2 morons in the first 2 posts.
what are the odds?
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>>733952897
Because they have bodies built for breeding
>lives with his mom
>disabled from being anally raped
>collecting disability due to rape.
// FUCK HIM UP // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ugMAD-D7w
if he asks, say you're from twitter.
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>>733952955
also, ignore the pepe. he put that thinking it will lure away trolls.
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Can't wait to move in, I mean, who doesn't love French mahogany?
evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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>>733953362
get a fucking life you fuckfaced mongoloid attention whore
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Just water. I just try to respond to all your threads. Love what ya do anon
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>>733953461
fair enough to ya! glad to have a nice word, H2-bro
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0 please
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Don't tell me what to do
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>>733954825
Why does Pocahontas hair look so shit?
Celebrities you've come into contact with thread? I'll go first
>be 8
>driving with dad
>dad looks to his left
>"hey buddy, look! It's Robin Williams!"
>look left
>it's Robin Williams
>dad and I wave at him
>he looks
>smiles
>looks back at the road
>still smiling
>looks back at us
>still smiling
>sticks up his middle finger
>still smiling
>drives away
>still smiling
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My friend owns a pot belly pig used in the hannah Montana movie or tv show. his name is pepe haha
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The guy who played Samir in Office Space and I were playing around with his keys, then he got mad at me when I said he looked familiar.
I stared Louis C.K in the face and he left my store
Kristen Ritter is a bitch
Ana Sophia Robb is a perfect qt, short and big eyes, I miss seeing her around
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is tall as fuck, he's a really cool dude
Javier Bardem seems like a cool guy, didn't recognize it was him until he left
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I was on an mtv reality show. At the wrap party I met seven dust, the bass player for suicidal tendencies, and Dave Holmes. Also drank with the band why? At a Chicago diner and got invited backstage to hang out with the band jet. Ben folds met me and signed my shoes....funny story.
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More pictures like this? Bloody/sexy girls
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>>733945240
...
OW..
OWWWW.
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>>733945514
seriously..
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>>733945240
Bump
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I have to get up at 5am to volunteer tomorrow, AMA.
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Sounds like if you have to do something, technically its not volunteering. Anyways whats it for?
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Why should I care?
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listen up you disgusting faggot if this is the first time you've ever had to get up at 5 am then you must be a nigger or just a lazy ass fuck who has never had a job. Fuck you
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I've been asking around for someone to buy me a fleshlight. 18 yrs old here ;) will provide pics of it in action. If serious ask for my PayPal
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Pretty please
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I want this one
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>>733948811
Shits like 20 bucks and comes in good packaging off Amazon. Why can't you buy it yourself?
Does your girl take it up the butt, /b/? If not, why not?
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>>733949676
yup, loves it
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>>733949676
For physiological reasons, all intercourse is anal intercourse.
Sometimes it's smooth sailing to pound town, other times its really painful for her and she gets frustrated.
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>>733949676
Yep. She goes wild for it. All of them have. it's just a matter of getting them open to trying it.
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Im fingering andy sixxs asshole right now. Ask me anything
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>>733951984
is he about to loosen up a slidding?
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>>733951984
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>>733951984
Get any decent nugs up there or is it just a solid golden ripe one?
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YLYL - You log, you lose. Andy Sixx edition.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyr18wT3iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leAXdXMQlZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=752V_5peDhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXVv-pFMwGE
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No one makes these threads when youre not online, FYI, incase you ever wondered if your "meme" caught on.
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>>733950409
>still thinking its only one person
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ITT: Aliens that you desire sexual intercourse with.
Pic related. I would totally a Puazi.
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>>733948094
Andorians, Klingons, Vulcans, Orions, Twi'leks, Borg Queen cause why the fuck not. Etc
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>>733948220
>Borg Queen
Yep
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>>733948629
hell yeah
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COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
post tributes you've done or saved, and pics you want tributed
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I let someone do some tributes of my 18 yr old daughter a while back. If someone happens to post them I will give you her name or maybe her facebook. That's all the info you get for now though.
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