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>>733970250
Fuck it. Roll

>>733970250
Yeah, fuckit, roll.

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rollnn

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>>733974600
Continued

>7pm on Monday I arrive home. House is dark. Mom seems to have already gone to bed.
>Sleep the night. I work at 6pm on Tuesday.
>I wake up a little after noon, watch some Netflix, and work on a hobby project (braiding paracord) until I have to go to work.
>Leave for work.
>Notice mom's car is still home. Think it's strange that I didn't hear or see her at all before leaving.
>around 8pm I get a text from my mom's boyfriend asking if she's okay. Says he hasn't heard from her in a few days.
>Decide to stop by my house on my break to check on everything.
>Try calling mom. Goes to voicemail.
>Get home.
>Calling mom again
>Knock on bedroom door.
>Voicemail
>Open door expecting to be yelled at for barging into her room.
>The smell....
>Shape of lump on the bed is not right.
>Call out to Mom
>...
>Touch shape. Hard. Solid.
>Pull blanket back. Still asking for Mom.
>Dead Body
>Recoil in horror.
>Grab phone. Call 911.

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>>733974730
continued

>Ring
>It's not her, it doesn't look like her.
>Ring
>Her skin was bloated and purple. Her lips were pulled tight and pale. Swollen features. Eyes swollen shut.
>Ring
>It's not her. It's some Native American woman sleeping in her bed.
>Ring
>Why isn't 911 answering
>Ring
>Pull the blanket off her. She was dressed for bed. Tank top and underwear. Her clothing.
>It's her.
>"(insert city name) 911, what is your location?" Calm male voice.
>Give my address. Starting to hyperventilate.
>"What's your emergency?"
>I think my mom is dead.
>Really I was sure she was dead. The decomposition, the smell, her skin was room temp. I couldn't bring myself to say that.
>I think my mom is dead.
>"Okay we're sending paramedics with lights and sirens. Can you do CPR? I can talk you through it"
>Knowing she's dead I say that's not going to help.
>"If you feel comfortable doing CPR I can help"
>Still hyperventilating. Realize I'm feeling light headed. Need to slow down my breathing.
>Dispatcher presses three more times for me to do CPR.
>First responders arrive. Hang up call.
>Police and Firefighters.
>Firefighters leave moments later, cancel ambulance.
>Have to wait 5 hours while they investigate a "Death by unknown circumstance"
>Have to call my family and give the worse news I could ever imagine.
>Medical Examiner takes my Mom's body away.
>I found my Mom's dead and bloated corpse after she had been dead for more than 30 hours.

>>733974600
Sorry bro, thats fucked.

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>>733973177

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>>733973177

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>>733972520

Of course pic isn't related, cause it never happened

>>733973060
ok sure, whatever you say

>>733973017
Was that shit cash?

Welcome to the internet, OP.

>>733972677
fuck off normie but before you go drop that link to the video

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>>733972677
>1 am
>browsing for porn
>having a hard time finding something good
>been fapping for almost an hour
>find video of 10/10 goddess giving joi
>tells me how to fap
>isn't a whore about it
>slow and sensual
>voice is fucking velvet
>teases me
>doesn't give me permission to cum unless she says so
>ohgodfuckyes
>worried that this video will get ruined by her saying something stupid and whorey
>doesn't
>she's a fucking goddess
>gives me a countdown of when I get to cum
>ohgodicantholdit
>please get to 1
>stops at 2 to tease me
>pulls her mask off
>it's Bill fucking Murray
>"No one will ever believe you. Now blow your load for me, you fucking piggy"
>best orgasm of my life

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>>733971691

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>>733971691

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Jackie K from Los Angeles

3 you should be ok if your stomach doesn't suck... take a 4th after an hour if you can handle it... do that twice and boom... add liquor if you aint a hoe ass bitch

Those pills have Acetaminophen. So heres the daily chart for it.

Maximum Single Dose: 1000 mg
Minimum Dosing Interval: every 4 hours
Maximum Dose: 4000 mg per 24 hours

>>733973914
>>733973615
This
3 is probably fine. Otherwise you can extract the goodness with cold water extraction aka CWO. Google it.

>>733973091
Moar pls!

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>>733973143
Rate?

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>>733972803
she's perfect. huge tits and a huge ass. made to be tittyfucked and assfucked

>>733972908
post more

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>>733972934
like her cleavage here?

jk rollin

Bowl

>>733971404
roll

>>733973568
nice troll fagget

wins

>>733973568
If I win, don't buy anybody anything.

>>733973972
rollin rollin rollin

>>733974009
goodnight /b/

Sleep please

Going to do a cum tribute for a lucky someone shortly. Post your girls with your kik, and I'll message you there.