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You're a lifeless man who is trying to get attention on a cancerous website on a board that is considered the asshole of the internet.

>>733986636
you're not white gtfo

If Mexico had an annoying white child looking for attention on the Internet you'd be the product of that. stop being an attention whore + gtfo. Let's hope this 404's soon so no one has to witness you being a whiny little bitch looking for attention.

/r/ loli butts

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I was about to make one of these.

Also, colorfag here. Taking more color requests.

I made pic related yesterday.

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requesting this woman pretending to be asleep, but being fully aware that a shota is fucking one of her tits. She should be blushing a bit, while the shota is cumming.

Videotape yourself doing it.

Hardboil, remove shell, then put it in your ass. go hard as a motherfucker, lay them and describe what it feeels like being a cluck.

>>733984199
but won't they get squished? I want them to be complete eggs when they come back out

>>733984347
Thing is they'll probably crack/break from the force of the dildo. Depends whether you want eggshell fragments in your ass.

If you want them to have shells wash the fuck out of them first to minimise the risk of infection.

Or use egg shape objects instead.

Kill him

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>>733987638
I love it when threads can be answered that simply.
/thread

>>733987638

/thread

>>733989624
>>>/pol/

>>733989624
I swear to God, if this thread gets more than a hundred replies, I'm leaving this shitty board.

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>>733989624

>>733987360

Because shit like this feeling is worth living for

>>733987360

Maybe today is the day my ex will call me, realizing she wasn't thinking straight and still loves me. Maybe today is the day medical science has found a way of making my small dick bigger. It could be the day where I figure out how to not be socially awkward and make some lasting friendships.

>>733987360
Because I've got a loving husband, easy job, easy life, and I'm white.

Shameless bump

just try something new. I'm sure you can think of something fun.

why do you need to work so much? take some time off if you can

>>733987847
I work a staple job. Kind of the typical 9-5 type deal. I scrape by with some extra cash each month, not much though and I would like to try and get a house eventually. That is why I rarely take off. What would you suggest trying?

>>733986780
Get that Disney fantasy bullshit out of your head.

>>733986846

That will be hard, considering I've lived it. I just want to know other people's experience.

I thought it was Disney bullshit too, until I met someone who made me feel alive for the first time in my life.

Telling yourself it's Disney bullshit is what you do when you haven't found the one for you and settle down for less than living.

>>733986780
when they've left you

>>733985328
more

>>733984929
Viagra?
Hooker won't help, you'll always be lonely if you cannot overcome your social issues

fap and stop yourself before you finish, so when you penetrate your immediately done

>>733985063
's just a bridge i need to cross but never was able to.

Motor boat

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>>733986228
she will be made to lay on her back in that tiled floor as I fuck her cunt and choke the shit out of her, she'll gasp for life and moan like a whore and cum straight in her tight pink whore hole.

Next I'll lift her legs up and use my now lubed cock to split her ass in half, I'll pound it relentlessly, stretching it out and laughing every time she beg me to stop, this time how ever I'll pull out and force her to take it in her mouth.

After I've came down her throat I won't pull out, instead I'll start facefucking her while the taste of my cum and her ass is fresh on her tongue, once the next load is ready I'll pop it out of her mouth and cum straight in her eye.

>>733986228
not a fan of the face. but i'd just titfuck her and then cover her face in cum so i dont have to look at it.

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>>733987242

>>733987242
Ew, never

chav thread ?