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tell me /b/, how was your first time?
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>fucked her for like 10 mins
>never came
>nervous as fuck the whole time
>she sucked my dick afterward and finished in her mouth
Could have gone worse
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Keep this bumped, I'll be typing out my tale.
>be me, depressed as fuck
>anhero.zip has failed to extract
>end up in psych ward for adolescents under 19
>be there for a week or so, nothing exciting
>new girl shows up, 2 years younger than me, 8/10
>start talking to her, get to know her a bit
>shes awkward and quiet as fuck but we get along pretty good
>evenutally we both better up and leave the place
>the day i get out, find her on facebook, add her
>she accepts, we start talking
>asks me if im single, i say yes, she is too
>fuck yes
>she asks me if she can send a picture of her, i say sure assume its a selfie or some shit
>its nudes
cont?
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>>734053181
yes
Feels thread
Why does god hate me b?
My family all ignores me
The few friends I have left could give a shit less if I was there or not
The only girl I know led me on then fucked someone else this afternoon
I have a shit tier job filing papers that takes up all my free time
I just don't get it. I had pretty good grades in school and I'm not terrible looking (just a generally quiet person) so why does nothing ever get better? Why can't I just be happy like a regular person?
I try to do everything right but I just don't get why I'm like this.
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Do some acid.
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If I knew how to get some believe me I would
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>>734049158
Are you putting yourself out there? Don't expect people to cater to you. You want something? Take action and get it. Don't complain, just do it.
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Wish you could come eat some whiskey mustard chicken wings with me boo bear, I'd kill to eat fries with you right now... All I think about is giving you good foods... But I just want to taste you right now, gonna have a rough night all I wanna do is be with you
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I don't go a day without thinking about you. Hope you know that. Can't wait to see you again
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>>734052086
It'll be soon cookiebear I'm trying my hardest to get it together I'm glad I'm on your mind... I love you beyond anything words can express
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>>734052423
4 months seems like forever. What length is your hair right now?
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Poast only your rarest of peepee I need moar for my folder
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Also, OP here, join this discord
>https:// discord
111111111111111
.gg/dbet8PV
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>>734052815
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peepee
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Need some advice.
Did some coke 2 nights ago.
Heart remained fast until this morning.
Couple hours ago, chest started feeling really tight in the center.
Is it the coke or am I being paranoid and just thinking I have these problems?
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>>734049278
Probably the coke dumbass lol.
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Stop doing coke. You're welcome.
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>>734050191
This
OP you're an idiot. Stop being a degenerate
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>have depression
>today depression was pretty bad
>lay in bed, and just browse random sites on my phone
>mom comes home
>doesn't know I have depression
>i think she blames my sadness on herself
>feel bad about being depressed
>lie and say im going to a friends house
>drive around for 4 hours
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>lives with mom
>Has good life
>Never been to doctor or psych
>Self proclaimed depression
>Is faggot
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>>734049925
try having Bipolar depression.
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>>734050088
this
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A few of my guy friends want me to star in a blowbang with them. I told them ill think about it. I'm considering it. Any advice?
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>>734050472
>Any advice?
you need to lose weight fatty
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>>734050622
this
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>>734050472
>Any advice?
cum is so high in protein and calories, you should really be trying to eat less cum... if you can, try to eat no cum at all, but i know that might be asking too much.... long story short, you need to lose weight and consider plastic surgery on that weird banana looking thing that covers your eyes.
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Creepshot thread
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>>734049870
more?!
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>>734050496
Not of same chick
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I need more reaction dogs!
GO!
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fucking bump
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Bump indeed!
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YLYL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNm89QH97Fo
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Dropping my folder
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Any coders here?
I want to learn C#. Could anyone link me to some good, complete guides that start at beginner level and work all the way up?
I know the basics, like environment (vs), what different elements are, var, bool, string, int etc. its just getting a good guide that i need.
any tips for learning the language also appreciated as this is my first one outside HTML
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>Coders
>on /b/
Thats like asking a class full of middle schoolers
try /g/
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>>734053045
Code Academy is decent but it basically is "walk-through" programming tutorials
If you understand the basics, look up beginner programming exercises and try to implement solutions in C#. Whenever you hit a road-block, Google harder
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>>734053045
YouTube videos can do the job.
Try writing a program with two classes which can exchange variables. (Get/set)
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Loli Thread
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why are loli threads so weak lately?
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I love arctic foxes
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how do you feel about semi-abnormally large nipples
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>>734053083
They're alright I suppose.
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Tell us a joke, anon!
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>>734052921
womens rights
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Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife to death.
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>>734052921
knock knock
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>be me
>7 years old
>goes to baseball game with dad
>everything going fine
>has to go to the bathroom
>dad says it's okay
>goes into bathroom alone
>walks over to first stall i see
>dont think to knock because im 7
>stall is unlocked
>stall door swings open
>sees a dude jerking off to a playboy magazine while eating a fucking hot dog
>runs out screaming and crying
>dad immediately asks why im crying
>takes dad to bathroom
>dude is still beating off and still hasnt finished hot dog
>dad beats the everliving shit out of him
>dad buys me a candy bar
>i never eat another hot dog for almost 10 fucking years
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>>734052037
So you got some dude beat up because you didnt know how to knock
NOT cool man
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>>734052037
your dad is an asshole anon, asshole.
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lol im sorry. but seriously though, my dad beat the hell out of that guy.