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Go ahead and do it. You won't have to worry about carrying a freaky baby. As soon as it is viable they will abduct you and remove it from you for whatever nefarious purposes they want it for.
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well ur in luck because biology wouldn't let u carry it anyways ya fuckin bimbo
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>>734081983
this is now an egging thread
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>>734081983

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Not your daddy's YLYL
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sup /b/ i just took a shower
ama
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What did you wash first? Second? Next? Last?
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Timestamp and sex or GTFO!
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>>734084295
hair, dick, arms, feet

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Name our gang, /b/
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Johnny and the prostitutes
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The bjorn bacon gang
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Five Boobs

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Wanna see me cum?
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Fuck no
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I'm getting closer

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Western Lolis bread
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no one will ever love me. no one will ever care about me. i will always be alone. i will never have anyone.
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i love u
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>>734083953
fuck off
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yeah yeah, shut the fuck up, no one cares

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Confession Thread? I can get it started.

In the 6th grade, I had just moved into a new area and wanted to seem interesting to others. I decided I would tell people I was born in Canada (I was born in southern Ohio). As time passed, I became know as the kid from Canada, and eventually one lie lead to another, and by the time I was a freshman in high school no one knew the truth about me, not even my closest friends. I eventually became that person, everyone knew me as the Canadian kid, and everyday I would add more. At this point, I knew it was too late to turn back, if I told people now, they would resent me for lying for so long, so I continued. Eventually I met a girl, just before the junior year. We became very close and ended up dating, I knew she would find out eventually, so I told her. Obviously we broke up, and I eventually got help because it had become a mental issue. I was diagnosed as a compulsive liar. I am now 28, just recently I went to the 10 year reunion at my school. As I walked in, several people came to talk to me asking what I had done after high school. I realized that they had never heard that it was a lie. So fir the first time in nearly a decade I was the kid from Canada again. Is it bad I enjoyed it?
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Wow that's real innocent. I told a close friend of mine in high school that I was a gay sex slave to a guy over in Brooklyn, because why not, and she told my sister and I ended up having to tell my family I was gay and a liar for no reason through that.
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>>734079828
Well I left out a lot, there was way more to it, I claimed I came here because my father had killed my family and thats why I moved down. It's honestly been so long that I forget most of the stuff
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buuummppp

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>be me
>be 6 years old
>standing in living room, look at sofa
>for no reason whatsoever think to myself "I will remember this moment"
>still do
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>>734084162
Explain the nickel then
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>>734084162
>6 years old
You have to be over 18 to be here anon.
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>>734084162
>be me
>be around 14 or so
>hanging out with a friend
>talking about how i just remember the most random crap
>friend tells me remember this
>fucking "silky smooth pink shoelaces"
>still remember that shit 12 years later

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no one will ever love me. no one will ever care about me. i will always be alone. i will never have anyone.
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Not with that attitude loser
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With that attitude of course
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>>734082961
Love a temporary anon relax it hurts way more when it falls apart than it ever felt good in the first place

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Chubby & fat girls thread
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WWYD bread

Starting off with a slutty mother daughter combo
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>>734082067
Niggers
Call the zoo
Return to the ghetto
Hide my valuables
Give them tree fitty
Offer them crack
Help them look for they baby daddy
Grape soda and chik en
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>>734082067
Fuck the mother while the daughter watches.

Make her lick and suck my dick as warm-up, before fucking her. Get her into a mating press to give her daughter a good view of her mom's pussy getting plowed, and pound her hard. Ravage her and make her squeal, using her pussy like an onahole. And cum inside her, drain my balls in her cunt and knock her up so her daughter witnesses how her future little brother/sister is made.
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>>734082067
>>734082692
So hot. Bonus pic

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Felt like posting my dick, pic related
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>>734076450
Congrats
You're just like every other guy on the planet
Now fuck off
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>>734076450
Would fuck but not suck
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Moar please

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>734082560
Thats why its the birthday lewd.
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>>734082510 Juvia
Maybe a little...
> W-whatever you stupid sexy dummy!

>>734082519 Rory
Sweet.

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Kik thread !
Share sluts you know or share the username of someone you want their nudes
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Kellymiller1234

Post wins
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Bthorp16
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give her dickpics

"Kriizer93"

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