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>Post your green text stories
>Mother, sister, grandmother, auntie, step-mum
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>>734141519
Faggot OP, contribute to your own bread.
Fucking summer.
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>be me 16
>mom gets a new phone
>one night while she was at work I noticed her old one in her room
>went through it and sent myself a link to all her photos on that phone
>honestly don't know how many times I've jerked off to her nudes but man they are great
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>>734142903
post em
When did you outgrow racism?
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Havent.
Irony, Dating a nigger.
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I'm yet to. Too many negative interactions with blacks and Jews. I have no qualms with Hispanics or asians. I'm just sick of the US having all this forced negro love and acceptance.
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>>734140697
run
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Faces of /b/, honest rates. Sorry about the shirt
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>>734138238
yeah, get a new shirt man
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>>734138295
>sideways/10
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>>734138295
and 6.5 or so
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Anyone who rolls dubs eats their cum :)
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look at my luck
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I have never won any dubs
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New Fluffy Thread
( last one hit image limit )
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hey it's cc2, can't stay long but o figured i would share my dropbox link to about half a gig of fluffy content, included are comics, written stories, exploitables, reaction pics and entire collections i saved from two especially salty anons
/s/exw8rurtq49c02a/fluffy.7z?dl=0
just add dropbox dot com in front of the link and download
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Kids these days
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>>734142142
Lets see how this ends.
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Hunger Games thread
First 24. Include a name and image.
No duplicates
Loud House please come back
Filenames don't count as names.
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Patty
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Chi
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Corn Grill
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How do i talk to girls /b/
Even online i fail
Pls help
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>>734142542
>say hi
>make small talk like "how are you?" "how's things?"
>talk about your interests and find a common topic
it's really that simple to talk to someone
if you don't have any interests or ANYTHING interesting to talk about maybe think about improving yourself
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>>734142542
Make witty remarks, listen to them and above all just treat them like you would anyone else, compliment them about their hair, a piece of clothing or jewelry, anything you may notice. just don'timmediateely go for "you have nice boobs, ass, etc" if you can make them smile and laugh consistently and listen to her when she talks, she will enjoy your company and could lead to more from there.
When I mean listen, just hear what she has to say. I'm not saying you have to listen to all her problems or agree with everything she says. Girls like men who stick up for themselves and their opinions. It shows you have confidence in yourself and your ideas.
Best of luck
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>>734142542
You know how you talk to your male friends without dropping spaghetti everywhere?
Do that. You're overthinking things.
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>step one
go to http://www.bodyvisualizer.com/
>step two
make your ideal gf
>step three
post results
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>>734138897
Well, this is me
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Tell stories about fapping in public or weird places
pic unrelated
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I jacked off in the front row of my 7th grade math class (hand in pocket). Teacher had great legs and always wore skirts. I did cum, and I'm 70% sure she knew i was doing it.
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>>734138948
I had a system where I jerked off by rubbing my cock through my pants in literally every class I had from 9th to 12th grade. Would always get seats in the back preferably behind hot girls and go to town during tests or when the teacher put on a movie. Never got caught but I've always been paranoid that somebody noticed and never said anything.
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I once fapped in the sea while lookong at topless girls on the beach
take a roll
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Rollio
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im a whore
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Kik thread
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Any porn swapping groups that are not cp or cancer?
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Catfish hannybunny1998
Lesbian and from my town, post wins
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Add: butternoodles2
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What is they creepiest thing youve done to a family member?
>be me
>be 15
>female cousin is 16
>have a raging foot fetish and she has amazing feet
>we both start drinking one night when she stayed over
>after an hour she confesses she isnt allowed to drink because her parents so strict
>she tells me not to tell anyone
>rapeface.jpg
>I tell her "ok im going to get rid of all these bottles and when i come back I am going to lick your feet"
>she's confused but i already start throwing out the bottles
>when im done i tell her "if you dont want anyone to find out youre going to have to let me lick your soles"
>"what?"
>"come on now, get your feet out here so i can give them a proper slobber with my tongue"
>she's still drunk and confused so I just grab her ankles and feast on her soles and toes
>my penis starts turning into diamonds
>she's out of it and nearly passed out
>i think its now or never and unzip and whip out my raging boner
>treat myself to a foot job and cum all over her soles
>spread my semen on her soles like jam on bread
>tell her not to tell anyone or ill tell her parents she's been drinking
>"whatever" she mumbles
>I dont bother cleaning up my mess and leave her passed out
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>>734135902
Checked
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>be me 12
>Me in Mexico for new years
>Me family getting fucked up
>Me with my little cousin (11?)
>Me playing uno with her bc that shit's live in middle school
>Me kiss my cousin
> Me/Her never speak of it again
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What a waste of lives
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>>734140523
They died like soldiers and they will never have to face the horrors of old age.
Sounds pretty good to me.
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What r those?!
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>>734141301
id rather die doing something fun, like skydiving, not die for jewish oil.
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Listen up, WHITE "men". Or should i call you "boys"?
Have you ever given thought about why you seemingly have to work harder on your physique and your skills, to attain us white girls? It's because most, if not all of the time, that's all you have to fall back on.
You complain, "wah wah wah, girls want a man who looks like a Greek god, she won't settle for my flabby virgin body, she wants someone who can offer financial stability" and the absolute most important factor is ALWAYS left out.
THE SIZE OF YOUR penis.
Imagine the disappointment on our face when we realise we're either (a) not going to get off at all, or (b) not going to get off but have to FAKE getting off, the moment you drop your trousers to reveal your laughable white micro-penis. Imagine the despair we white girls feel as we have to settle for either a life filled with regret, or a life filled with lies as we find compatible sexual partners outside the relationship, who CAN get us off (BLACK MEN)
And you think being a man is tough. You weak-willed cretins.
P.S. the "average" penis size of white "men" is about 6 inches, That's too fucking small
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>>734140653
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>>734140653
yes,yes until you reach your 30's an start getting old an nervous for catching some "loser" to have kids an let yourself get fat.
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>>734140653