ITT: Stuff that traumatized you as a child part duex
>>734270701
Saw a couple bikers kick the shit outta the pedo who grabbed me
Will greentext if wanted
>>734270930
Do it fag
>>734270701
Deux*
Cute grills thread post em
fuck marry kill?
Was gonna slash some fag's tires for some quick and easy revenge. Would /b/ have any better suggestions?
>>734271495
Only do 2 so it looks like they did it.
You could try shoving a potato in the tail pipe.
>>734271495
Key it while you're at it.
>>734271495
Pour sugar in their gas tank, if you have access to their hood area put instant rice in their radiator.
Stupidest shit you ever did when horny v2
>post ur greentxt
>catholic
>become altar boy age 9
>discover masturbation age 10
>communion wafers come in these sheaths of like 100 or something
>they are sealed in these plastic sheaths
>so many wafers are distributed every mass
>the sheaths are discarded afterwards
>be the altar boy all these years
>now I'm taking the discarded plastic sheaths home
>they are a good diameter to fit a dick inside
>lube up my tool
>fuck the communion wafer sheath
>rinse it out, repeat 10x
>use a new one
>it felt pretty good to hump a mattress wearing a wafer sheath
>never any regrets, unrelated I'm agnostic now
Story time, flashback to '08
>Be me, 17, beta af
>First day of senior year
>Have huge crush on qt3.14, Gina
>Also have what I call triple-threat
>Feet/socks/tickling fetish
>Surprising amount of related porn
>Beat my shit daily, can't discuss fetish with normies for obvious reasons
>Private school, lame ass uniforms, at least I can see when girls wear crazy socks (fuzzy and knee-high ones in winter got me rock hard)
>Gina's in homeroom
>Rocking Christmas socks, snowmen and stripes
>Already at half-mast, barely 8am
>Her friends call her out, she owns it
>"Yeah these were my only clean ones, check em bitches"
>Gina's parading around, shoes off, starting carols w/people all morning
>Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner
>Longest fucking day
>After class, w/Gina & peeps in 2nd floor gym
>Peeps leave, me and Gina alone
>Can't stop staring at her socks
>Boner is gaining on me
>Let slip "Cool socks G"
>lol "Thanks anon"
>iwanttotickleherfeetsobadly
>Sits back , phone in hand, not paying attention
>CROSSES LEGS, TAKES SHOES OFF
>It’s all boner now
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Isn’t she kinda asking for it tho
>Fuck just do it, be bold, maybe she'll be into it
>Grab her ankle and pull into my lap
>Drops her phone, looks at me like 'wtf'
>Tickle her foot vigorously
>Feelssogoodman
>She laughs, kicks me, notices my boner in my pants
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK"
>No words
>Can only manage "I wanted to see something, sry"
>Grab my shit and run, skip class next day
>Quiet spot in woods, beat my dick like it owes me money
>Pic: Found on fb years later, still have it saved
>I fucked up
>>734272286
fuck me, thats a great story, also your a fucking moron
Trap/sissy/crossdresser/mental illness thread
>>734275265
is she still alive?
>>734275265
What keeps you going?
>>734272319
hatred
>>734272383
Even that's gotta be exhausting
>>734272473
not really
just maddening
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN JUST BUMP
first
bumparoo
gump
Keep it Interesting, Keep it G/Fur
lets keep er goin
Post drop box links
Requesting Anna H box/mega
Asian/MILF boxes?
Bumps
LOCK HIM UP
The end is near edition
>>734270298
He's such a fucking mongoloid
This memorial day thing is too much. He disrespected the fuck out of the armed services. Why are we still sucking his dick?
>>734270513
>memorial day thing
haven't heard about it
enlighten me
>>734270513
yeah>>734270887
wat happened?
Conservatives are scumbags. When liberals make policy decisions, at most rich people have to pay slightly more taxes, which generally isn't that much.
When conservatives make policy decisions, peoples lives are ruined.
Conservatives are truly evil fuckers. They share the traits the bad guy from every story ever told throughout history. They are stupid, greedy, paranoid dickheads, who think only of themselves. You never heard about the hero of a story saying "fuck the poor".
Well, maybe in Ayn Rand books. But objectivism is just Sociopathy as a Political Model.
The TL;DR of Atlas Shrugged is:
>I'm such a stronk wymyn
>Librils are destroying the country
>I can't stop thinking about succumbing to the dicks of GREAT MEN
>Conservatives are the same as kids who take the ball and go home because they don't like the rules
What's it like being a 20 year old at a liberal arts college, OP?
>>734268952
yeap, that's the stuff..
I hereby curse anyone who sees this thread, if you don't reply within 27.9 seconds, you will have a violent stroke in exactly one hour.
>>734268846
no thanks
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>734268846
prey the gay away
Cancer can seriously go fuck itself.
Today, I was officially diagnosed with extremely agressive sarcoma in my right hip socket and femur. The doctor says I may even possibly loose my leg. It's extremely painful to even walk anymore.
Of course, I'm a huge runner and it is honestly my only form of stress releif, and now, it's going to be taken away from me. I don't know what to do with myself.
Life is a hard bitch sometimes.
>>734268313
do drugs
have you thought about suicide
>>734268381
I'm on more painkillers than you could possibly imagine. Does that count?
Roll for whatever this shit is
come oooon dubs!
>>734265240
Why not
Roll
>>734265517
>>734265577
Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!
>>734269519
>>734269519
>>734269628
I'll post wins if any
>>734269628
Dude ask if you want to hang out; stop being a dipshit. What is the worst that can happen?