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cause you live in a society
why should paramedics save your life if you have an accident
why should they send helicopters to save you if your town flood (except if your black,then your fucked)

>>734293930

Because, they need all help that they can get.

>>734294154
Because they have made a choice to be a burden. It's cheaper to abort or use contraception.

>>734295390

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>>734295146

>>734291942

Probably never.

Geologist here. I agree, rocks are a valuable part of our society but have been treated unfairly and deserve more rights.

More rights for rocks
More rights for rocks!

hi

Why are IDs even gone?

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Dunners reporting.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This is a nice thread...

>>734293377
Zac "fuck im a sunburnt cunt" Cullen

cuckzilla

>>734293377
Trailer Park Boy

>>734289013
My ex stalks me, actually sent me a message a while ago after 2 years apart. Shits fucking annoying. You need to move on m8.

>>734289290
what if your ex still loves you?

>>734289428
I don't love them. Why would I try to reestablish a relationship like that with someone I don't love? Just asking to be miserable. You need to move along. You would only make them miserable and are only making yourself more miserable.

>>734291133
Ehhh not really

>>734291196
Same. While I know it would end me and there are some good ones out there, the human race as a whole is fucked up

>>734291133
Its not worth sorting through piles of shit to find copper

>>734293379
Drink bleach, 6 cups a day for 6 months

Get a fucking job, moron.

Also, source on that trap.

>>734293379

with money. get a Job and ask friends for money and save up the money that you got over the Years.

meh. was going to cheat on my girlfriend with 2 asian escorts. decided not too. now at home masterbating.

>>734291057
pretty shit wby?

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>>734291151
I think you made the right decision anon. I don't know the status of your relationship but, cheating is almost never worth it. Nicely done.

>>734290466
>deutschland faden
>sinnlose fragen
>bist du schon wach?
Nicht wirklich ... noch kein kaffee gehabt...
>wann hast du zuletzt gegen eine pusteblume gepustet?
letztes jahr als es welche gab
>ist joggen sport?
nö
>der kölner dom ist 157m hoch. 1 knoten sind 1,852 km/h. jetzt die frage: wieviel wiegt boxxer?
warscheinlich zu viel da er ja den ganzen tag auf seinem arsch sitzt
>warum sind die farben in der flagge von deutschland so angeordnet wie sie sind und nicht anders?
Bin ich deutsch? weiss ich's?
>warum schmecken bananen nicht wie fisch?
Weil Bananen keine Gräten haben...

Reportiere ein. Fragen beantworte ich später.

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Ohh wie gerne würd ich Kiki das Gesicht vollsauen...

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that movie was pretty legendary when I was growing up, that cock is huge

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>>734293251
Samefag

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>>734293263

Not sure what's more sad... 4chan faggots or you trying to impress them?

>>734293347
>>734293378

Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.