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4 years of trying NoFap.

Went from 170 pounds to 185 and shredded.
Quit drinking alcohol.
Quit video games.
Quit weed.
Quit gambling.
Learned Spanish.
Moved to a nicer neighborhood.
Restored my backyard and hosted parties.
Mastered cooking.
Mastered guitar and played my own 45 minute solo show in NYC.
Mastered darts.
Won two soccer adult league championships (outdoor and indoor)and was the mvp of indoor.
Broke up with a sex addict girlfriend.
Ran a half marathon.
Learned how to survive in the wilderness.
Learned how to farm.
Learned how to sew.
Learned how to be social.
Went to therapy every two weeks.
Eliminated any and all toxic people from my life in all areas, family, friends and co-workers.
Took the pussy off the pedestal and put it back on the ground.
Ate extremely healthy.
Backpacker through Costa Rica.
Became a badass motherfucker.
Longest streak during that 4 year stretch was 425 days. Now I'm at 50 days and really picking up steam again. What are you doing in your life, still fapping? What a bitch. I'll be here waiting for you when you are ready with the rest of the men.
I worked HARD for all of these gains, and each one it took a lot to push through and really go for it. Everytime before a goal was achieved I always had a visual in my head. The farming, the Costa Rica trip, the music. I would just get an idea in my head and that would be the next thing that I did. No planning really beforehand, I just tuned into and trusted my instincts. All it total I would wager in those four years I probably had about 40 or so relapses, but I NEVER binged. If I fucked up I just took my medicine and moved on.

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Sup /b/, i need a humorous image to put on a mouse pad to make my office less lame, everyone pls post funny mouse pad image ideas, DUBS DECIDES Will prove in 6 days.

ill post too but mine dont count lol ;)

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Go Vegan give it a go

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I'm in love with my cousin. Like if possible id totally wife her. She's my 1st cousin though. When I was younger though (never told anyone this) I fingered her. She was too young to remember and I'm like 5 years older than her. I don't remember how old we were since I have a shitty memory for remembering details. I never did anything after that but my feelings turned into actual love. Nobody knows this and neither does her. Kills me though cuz I'm good friends with her brother.

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ROLL AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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ITT post the dumbest things you've ever done

>be me
>get acid burn on penis
>try to burn off acid burn with more acid

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Who is your favorite femanon and why is it creepy-chan?

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Go.

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well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 82 milion dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official.i am the richest motherfucker on /b/

first to roll quads gets $35000

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indie dev AMA

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I have a severe cuck fetish and really want to see her with other men.

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6h till my first psychiatrist visit.

I intend to tell everything as it is:
>suicidal thoughts
>preparations to suicide
>nihilism
>no strenght to wake up/get up/take a shower/work/learn/do anything
>crying without and with reason
>pain in the chest like a black hole
>feeling like shit/human trash/worthless/useless scum
>sleeping all day if possible
>angry/sad/happy rollercoaster

What should I expect after this guys?

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feels thread? my girlfriend left me because i'm not good enough for her i'ts 12:29 where im at and i'm already drunk as fuck

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MILF thread

Pick one

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I have no one to ask, what the fuck is this warning?