>Blocks your path
What do?
>>734428010
guess i got me a lot of fucking to do
I would take off my clothes and start screaming at people.
>>734428010
fap
So why do you watch porn?
wut
To prevent me from raping girls, duh.
>>734426432
This can't actually make sense to you.
Just wanted to share my laugh
You're autistic, you don't ask for nudes like a fucking white knight, you do some sexy talk, ask her to tease her etc..
are you still a virgin?
You asked for nudes, she said no, you lost your cool. Good job man
King K Ringe.
Make my girlfriend's pussy famous!
Wanna see more?
>>734427883
Shave it first.
>>734427966
Then make it famous
hairy butthole too ? :p
Rate my new dick
RATE IT NOW
Does it pee?
>>734426498
Is this what women think being a man is? Walking around with a full errection at all times? Like... I don't really care if trans people wanna transition, it doesn't really make a difference to me. I'll even be polite about it. But maybe wait until we have better tech for this shit before you mutilate your junk. Cuz this is just disgusting, and completely useless.
What do you think Emma Watson's asshole tastes like?
>>734428140
>What do you think Emma Watson's asshole tastes like?
Guacamole and burnt hair.
like buttered yams
>>734428140
Like leftover Vietnamese and regret.
Can we get a /b/ exposed slut thread going?
>>734426105
>>734426105
>>734426518
Nice! Got a name?
Yo /b/ 20 year old here
Should I marry my 16 year old girlfriend?
Food for thought, her parents didn't send her to school, I'm helping her get her ged. Lots of things happened to me so I stopped going to college.
Guess I should've just been her friend & looked out for her but we clicked. I do care for her.
How long would you give us?
>>734427343
I don't give a fuck about your problems, just give me the SAUCE
Listen here nigger. Don't ever force you to be with someone for pity or fear of hurting them. Dropping them will cause your suffering because you are human. But staying with them without really having the right feelings will be a constant suffering.
>>734427343
How long you been together?
celeb thread 2
>celeb thread 2
2??
I've liked girls all my life but now all I want to do is fuck traps. Is this normal or have I gone full gay? I'd like to have offspring but traps are so amazing.
>>734427173
THIS IS FAGGOT CANCER
DIE OP DIE
OP is gay
>>734427173
you're gay.
Anyone remember/was involved in the /x/ "I am God" thread incident? Any thoughts on it?
Pic 100% related
>>734426068
What happened?
>>734426847
newfag here, but i remember being told this. Basically, some guys computer was fucking up, so he asked his friend, who went to /x/, and they did a bunch of shit and that was the image from the decoding and stuff, which ended up in the guy getting a text saying "we all die" after he sent that image. it was supposedly fake though
>>734426847
Somethighs are better be left untold
So the gf is pressuring me to watch her fuck a nigger. Am I nuts for even considering this?
She's considering, or cheating on you. If you say no, she's going to cheat on you or break up with you.
Source - happened to me. I said no. She dumped me a week later for the dude she was cheating with.
>>734426460
Nice b8
>>734426460
Break up with her immediately, that's what she is planning if you don't let her do this. She just wants to cheat but keep you as a wallet.
Dump the cunt.
Times you thought you were going to die.
>be me, walking home from friends house at 3am
>walking straight though town center, completely deserted
> tall, skinny chav appears from around corner.
>his off his tits on acid or something
>slurs out "you got any money, mate?"
>"nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>he pulls out a big fuck off knife
>"come on, mate, gimmie your wallet"
>corners me in a shop entrance
>welp.jpg
>hand over my wallet
>he takes out my cash and gives it back to me
>he sees the outline of my phone in my pocket
>"give us your phone"
>i try to reason with him, i explain i broke af, i even try begging.
>he pokes me with the knife and says "you wanna get cut"
>nope
>he takes the phone and wanders off into the night, tells me he will track me down and kill me if i go to the police
>dont have a landline and he had my phone so i couldn't even call the police when i got home
i still have panic attacks whenever i see someone who looks even vaguely like him
>>734425833
The real question here is why do UK people talk like this?
"give US your phone"
>us
When they are one person? Do brits/UK folk have some kinda mental illness that they think they're more than one person?
>>734426133
We don't. Go clean your teeth FUCKING island nigger
>>734425833
Wow you sound like a pussy
I plan on going to ComicCon this year. Anyone know where I can get some good costumes? Preferably something that isn't at every single comicon every year.
>>734425850
Pretty much everyone makes their costume
>>734425850
So there are a lot of people who buy costumes and go but those are usually low quality spoodermans and dedpools.
Usually if you want a more unique costume you would be making it yourself. That is the most common way to go about if you really want to get into it.
>>734425850
Nacho libre or that nigga from tombstone
The Fappening Part V!
>>734425854
post pics nigger
>>734425854
Who that?
>>734426101
your mum