Why do I hear voices in my head while I'm high on weed (pic not related)
burgeoning schizophrenia, stop now. (srs)
Each brain has the own reaction when is high, inside of parameters of course.
>>734490805
Ok thanks
I need advice /b/... My girlfriends dad hates me for no apparent reason. I haven't done anything to cross him. I'm 18 and his daughter is 17 he won't let us go out on a date he won't let me in there house. I went over there once just to let my her know that my phone wasn't working and I didn't know the next time I would be able to talk to her. He was there and saw that I was talking to his daughter on the porch and he got in my face telling me if I ever came over to his house again I wouldn't be leaving. I just don't know what to.
>>734487304
Then stay away and move on. Gotta learn that there's more ass in the sea.
>>734487425
It's not like I can just move on... I love her
>>734487304
but if you wouldnt be leaving, wouldnt that make you part of the family?
Meixithread
>>734488983
Qué onda mi cuate? Cómo van las cosas allá en el norte?
Sorry, I don't speak that Taco Bell language.
Also
>sage
>>734488983
Saca los acidos putitow
Pics you shouldn't share 50000000
>>734492669
I really shouldn't share this pic...got it the other day at work.
Doesn't matter, I guess...we're basically impenetrable.
>>734492669
More of her?
Post some life hacks or even tips for life. It could be about anything; love, cars, cooking, cleaning, etc
>>734487641
>life hacks
kys faggot
>>734487641
>life hacks
>posts guide to parallel parking
When you gonna post a guide on how to wipe your asshole or tie your shoes?
Competently performing basic shit is not a "life hack." Thinking it is makes you a retard.
Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>734481884
Rules are simple.
>Claim your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Post cute pics of your waifu
>Have fun!
Ok.
Still here
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>734492964
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rollerino
Every dubs is a new pic
>>734492251
I love this game
>>734492251
I never get dubs
Trips bitch
Hot sister thread
>Hot mister thread
ftfy
Rule 34 thread!
post your best stuff
also anything Tekken related or any of the Sm4sh girls as maids would be appreciated
>>734491812
das bump
Oklahoma Sluts
what do you do after you realize that nothing you do in life matters, and we are all going to die anyways ?
>>734478936
Turn 16
Have a good time while you are here.
Fuck bitches
Texas Thread?
>>734484128
78258 bros
M/21/214,469,972
Kik is Bat.man.49
Any girls to possibly hookup with?
>>734484276
Bruh no girl is gonna go for that beta shit
Why isn't there a trap thread?
>>734481621
because traps are homo
>>734481621
Because the cute clothes I ordered are lost somewhere in the post :/
gay
Incest greentext?
My incest story
>Be me
>Be drunken jerkass
>Go on bender
>Wake up in hotel room
>Turn on TV
>Wife is dead
>Police say I did it
>Be imprisoned in hotel room for 15 years
>Get let out
>Man who imprisoned me says he will kill my daughter if I don't do as he says
>With help from mysterious woman I just met, get revenge
>Have sex with woman
>It turns out girl I thought was my daughter isn't my daughter
>Woman I had sex with is my daughter
>mygodwhathaveidone.jpg
>Man who imprisoned me says this was his plan all along
>>734480760
delet this
>>734480986
is this a movie? i would be interested