post some overrated shit
>>734616525
I need to change myself, now. I'm getting rid of this shitty style I've plagued myself with for years. I'm growing up and want to appear more employable and hopefully a bit more attractive to the opposite sex.
Besides the dress style, which I'll be changing once I go shopping this weekend, I need to change this godawful hair. It's been long and curly and messy for as long as I can remember.
I have a hair appointment coming up in the next hour or so, and I need some advice or reference pictures for what to do in order to not look like a complete degenerate. I'd prefer it longish still, but I'm open to all suggestions.
tl;dr - growing up, changing style from lazy stoner to something a bit more casual and attractive, need hair suggestions ASAP.
dont cut ur hair u look like a sick cunt keep it man just change clothes
Get new glasses
>>734617834
You have a nice face. Id say get it very short. But im biased. I find long hair a total turn off. But you do have a thin face so i think it would suit you to be honest. You can always grow it out again if you dont like it.
I am a dungeon master. We getting together to play our one piece themed D&D pirate adventure this evening. I don't have anything planned for today. The players are about to land on a new island. Any fun ideas for an afternoon of adventure?
A Davey back fight is my fallback if I can come up with any good ideas before then
A gang of monkeys being controlled by a wizard to run a smuggling ring on the island. The players just see some dodgy monkeys and slowly figure out they're fucked in the head by some mad old wizard fuck hiding somewhere
>>734615721
That would be fun. I could have the monkey rob their ship while they are adventuring on the island.
Chubby, fat thread
Which is superior, tea or coffee?
>>734616401
Covfefe
>>734616401
depends , i already have blood pressure like a raging orc so ill rather drink hot tea all the time
>>734616401
what the fuck actually thats not tea on the right
ITT we poorly describe movies and anons guess what movie.
Ill start :
>Be 2 lazy high niggers
>smoke dead friend
>attend Harvard
>hilarious shit
>>734617115
How high
>>734617115
>ex porn star
>do gore porn
>puss out
>get druged
>raped family
>commit family suicide
>>734617115
>cant see shit
>better kill myself
>oh wait
Why is anime so appealing to losers?
>>734616276
Because they have been poisoned by vaccines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQsVTlMsQrI
same reason people read books
>>734616276
Because lots of then are basically fantasy wish fulfillment. Power or sex fantasies are most common.
How can I stop being a cuck?
Cuckold porn is my favourite now, it turns me on so much.
How do I cure this disease?
I know nofap is one thing I can do, but what more?
>>734613205
Step 1: Buy a rope
Step 2: Make a noose with it
Step 3: Hang it over something that can hold your body weight.
Ah fuck it im too lazy just hang yourself.
>>734613319
This is interesting, I'll read all a bit later.
I also have a strong autogynephilia.
What's the best Whiskey? I know this isn't whiskey but it's the only thing I've drank
It's all left up to personal taste, OP. I prefer a nice bourbon myself. And J&B Rare is Whisky. It's a scotch whisky.
Gentleman Jack
Blue Label is pretty decent.
I did it boys, I lost my virginity
I fucked an Asian prostitute and could barely stay hard and had to get the most rigorous handy to finish.
But I put penis in vagina and now I'm a man.
My ex can suck my ass fucking bitch breaking up with me for no reason
>>734616499
Congrats how old ?
>>734616554
18 my fam, she was of some indeterminate Asian age.
Somewhere between 20 and 40
>>734616499
Did you get pubes? I put peni in vagini too but no hairs yet?
alright cuckbois, you know what time it is.
Fb/ig thread 2
I wanna jerk of to gf's, wives, pretty much women in relationships. So show them
>>734614716
Pic no relate
>>734614716
Is that Jessica Simpson?
>>734614753
Gif name...
Is this pic the only child nudity allowed?
it is a history image, newspapers printed it original without censoring it. so, go die if u want child nudity
>>734615813
nirvananevermind.jpg
Do you guys have any "special moves" in bed? Is there something you do, that you think works really well for the girl?
Sex thread go!
I like this positon, but I like to lean into her a lot, so I can actually kiss her. She has to be flexible and you cant do it for too long, but this is one of my favorite positions
>>734613250
reverse suplex
The rusty hook