r34 Beast Thread: Breeding Edition
I no longer have Alzheimer's, Ask me anything
>>734626586
How does it feel to be cured?
>>734626586
DEADPOOL?! is that you?
How do you possibly know?
Dear America
Don't worry, we have forgetful Trump-Sympathisers in the UK too
Some apologize. Some are pathologically incapable of it.
Do you like short girls?
Yep,
>>734629477
Absolutely
>>734629477
Depends on how short, both my gf's were 5'3" any shorter I could see being akward. I prefer 5'6" - 5'9".
Heights not a very big factor though
Just found out my co worker has done porn. She has claimed some guy stalking her and got him arrested, but ..... She said he lied about her being a camwhore/porn whore. The plot thickens with Christy menendez of tampa
Want to find and the videos!!!
thank me later lol SℕAP CHAT D.COM <<
Any more stupid requests?
i lold at that ^
Does she like me
roll it
>>734628102
rollol
Satanic trips roll
rollllll
arizona wins! trips gets..... something.....
Globe
>>734628825
Get me some jerky from top of the world. Ill meet you at gold canyon nigga
>>734627572
Bored as fuck in New River today. So bored I might actually go to work just for something to do.
Incest WEBM Thread
Any other stoners out there that wake up super groggy every day. this has been happening almost every day for the past year. The sleep is good but it always feels difficult to wake up and get going.
>>734629442
Nope. Best sleep = best wake up = gonna be a fucking good day.
Maybe you need a better mattress and/or pillow. Also, drink plenty of water throughout the day and stretch at night. Even if you think you're not doing anything but sitting at a computer, you're still straining your muscles that need to be stretched at the end of the day. 30 seconds each stretch.
>>734629442
I read somewhere that THC can inhibit your ability to go into REM sleep. Try not smoking for 2 days and you'll realize how much more refreshed you are when you wake up.
>>734629902
Yah but like when I don't smoke weed I wake up easier. With weed it always this grogginess that won't go away. I always wake up super delusional for the first 1-2 minutes of just laying there.
Granny bread
>>734629144
yam yam
German Shepherds are the best dogs. Prove me wrong.
>>734630378
golden retriever
Youre right, I want one my last german shepard mixed died like 6 years ago and havent had one since ;_;
>>734630378
How can I when your reality is
>German Shepherds are the best
Psssttt...
>>734629386
>heard your silent fart
>heard
>silent
>>734629386
>This..
>Go on.
Listen up, WHITE "men". Or should i call you "boys"?
Have you ever given thought about why you seemingly have to work harder on your physique and your skills, to attain us white girls? It's because most, if not all of the time, that's all you have to fall back on.
You complain, "wah wah wah, girls want a man who looks like a Greek god, she won't settle for my flabby virgin body, she wants someone who can offer financial stability" and the absolute most important factor is ALWAYS left out.
THE SIZE OF YOUR penis.
Imagine the disappointment on our face when we realise we're either (a) not going to get off at all, or (b) not going to get off but have to FAKE getting off, the moment you drop your trousers to reveal your laughable white micro-penis. Imagine the despair we white girls feel as we have to settle for either a life filled with regret, or a life filled with lies as we find compatible sexual partners outside the relationship, who CAN get us off (BLACK MEN)
And you think being a man is tough. You weak-willed cretins.
P.S. the "average" penis size of white "men" is about 6 inches, That's too fucking small
>>734627801
covfefe
>>734627801
covfefe
Need a Daddy?
h-how do I get a haircut /b/? What do I ask for?
>>734627146
Go to a barber and ask for a high and tight. Done.
Tell the barber to cut it with a straight razor, the old fashion way. Start at the front of the neck and go straight back.
Shave it all nigger