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ok

me: Seriously why havent we had sex yet?
her: what?
me: why havent we had sex yet?
her: maybe because I hardly know you, and I've already got a boyfriend?
me: don't you ever think about other guys?
her: why are you asking me this?
me: I think we could have some fun, if you're willing.
me: doesn't need to be anything serious
me: lets do this
her: please dont msg me again
me: I'm already stroking it thinking about you, want a pic?
her: eww no!
me: will you at least send me a pic?
her: GO AWAY!

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>>734816768
Simple solution. Be very apparent about banging another chick. Chicks want what they cant have. Its human nature. If you go this route your actively looking for a pussy, you make her lose control of the boundaries of the friendzone... and even if you fail with her... youre getting pussy.

The sooner you realize women are fucking retarded and should be used to fuck and fuck only the better off youll be.

The real question is... why dont you love yourseld enough to be alone and happy. Thats true power.

Sometimes it doesn't quite work out as planned:

me: Seriously why havent we had sex yet?
her: who the fuck is this?
me: who is this?
her: this is cy's boyfriend, who the fuck are you?
me: is cy there?
her: who the fuck are you motherfucker??
me: she wont tell you?
her: if I find you I'm going to kick your ass faggot
her: fucking faggot
her: faggotty asshole
me: will you give cy a message?
her: faggot
me: tell her I would eat her shit straight out her ass if it meant pissing you off
her: what the fuck? faggot? see you're a faggot, faggot
me: tell her I said thanks for the backrub the other day, and I'm looking forward to our date
her: you faggot I'm going to hunt you down. I'm going to hunt you faggot YOU FAGGOT
her: FAGFAGFAGFAGFAG
me: tell her I dont blame her for wanting to dump her boyfriend
her: WHO IS THIS FAGGOT

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>>734812646

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>>734812646
>>734812706

We'll contribute to a vola?

>>734817408
my dubs

>>734817408
0

-1

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Why?

>>734818593
it was only 15 bucks 50% off

>>734818506
will you download the new vids and make torrents out of them?

>>734817259
You know those movies, shows, books, comics, etc. where the fatass/scrawny emotional beta wants to fuck the hottest girl in school, so he keeps trying to get with her and prevails over Chad in the end?

It happens once in a million instances, and when it does it lasts for a week tops before she finds another Chad to smash her. Know how hot on a 1-10 scale you are, know how hot the girls around you are using that same scale, and target the ones that are as hot as you and/or the ones one notch below you.

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They're fucking expensive, and I don't mean just in terms of money. Time and energy too.

well depends on which kind of girlfriend you want tbh.. every girl is different

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>>734815306

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>>734815618

literally who

>>734819622
it me

>>734819573
An extra inch.

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Zip tied wrists sluts

>>734809067

Not all that cute. Kinda neanderthal.

If it wasn't for makeup, you'd run from this bitch.

>>734810100
For some reason they all had that same haircut.

Wonder if its because it took the barbers the least amount of time so they could be away from the glue-eating snot machines.

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>that kid who asked to borrow your Nintendo DS games and got them taken up by the teacher.
>your parents whooped your ass for losing it.
>[spoiler]that kid was me[/spoiler]

>that one kid that would pee at a urinal with his pants around his ankles

Like what the fuck?

>>734816585
Finally this is back!

11th god damn thread

>>734816585
bump

>>734821214
Thank fuck.

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>>734821348
lmao

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I summon the anon that posted this sweet sensation before the autist did his number