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Anonymous
2017-06-06 07:28:36 Post No.734978655
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:28:36 Post No. 734978655 [Report] [View this topic]

My parents found a vibrator in my little sister's bedroom last night. They thought she was smoking weed and searched her bedroom.

She's only 13 years old.
She actually had the audacity to ask for it back after they took it. Made a huge deal about it for over an hour.

What the fuck has happened to western society? Are we all degenerates now?
What the fuck is a 13 year old girl doing with a vibrator?

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:49 Post No.734978758
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:49 Post No.734978758 [Report]

>>734978655
uhh what do you think she's doing with it lol

Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:30:18 Post No.734978802
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:30:18 Post No.734978802 [Report]

Well shes probably fucking herself with it

Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:30:38 Post No.734978828
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:30:38 Post No.734978828 [Report]

>>734978655
Puberty in the 21st century, nothing new

Anonymous
2017-06-06 07:28:14 Post No.734978622
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:28:14 Post No. 734978622 [Report] [View this topic]

New color bread.

Stale bread >>734971901

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:13 Post No.734978710
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:13 Post No.734978710 [Report]

Yellow attacks black

Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:23 Post No.734978726
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:23 Post No.734978726 [Report]

blacks up green arse

Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:40 Post No.734978746
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 07:29:40 Post No.734978746 [Report]

>>734978622
black attacks yellow

Anonymous
2017-06-06 05:07:24 Post No.734968493
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:07:24 Post No. 734968493 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/, gonna be drinking alchohol for the first time in a few days. Gonna start with like 4 beers i think. Is that good for a whole night? Also, any tips?

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:10:40 Post No.734968718
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>>734968493
Depends what do you plan on achieving, and how much your weight

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:14:06 Post No.734968922
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:14:06 Post No.734968922 [Report]

>>734968493
>beers
>smirnoff ice

nice bait

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:14:59 Post No.734968989
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>>734968493
Pace yourself.
Don't mix wine and beer.
Don't do too many shots within a short amount of time.
Don't lose your phone or wallet or keys.
Try not to do or say too much stupid shit, you will remember eventually and hate yourself for it.
Before you go to sleep take 2 ibuprofen and chug a pint of water (greatly reduces the chance of a hangover).

Anonymous
2017-06-06 05:58:07 Post No.734971809
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:58:07 Post No. 734971809 [Report] [View this topic]

Fellow stoners how much does this look like to you? Just bought

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:58:59 Post No.734971866
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:58:59 Post No.734971866 [Report]

Maybe an ounce or more

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:59:13 Post No.734971887
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:59:13 Post No.734971887 [Report]

>>734971809
20+grams

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>>734971866

Anonymous
2017-06-06 06:13:37 Post No.734972946
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:13:37 Post No. 734972946 [Report] [View this topic]

Fluffy thread

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:15:53 Post No.734973140
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>>734972946

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:19:37 Post No.734973400
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2017-06-06 05:41:31 Post No.734970670
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:41:31 Post No. 734970670 [Report] [View this topic]

>Eminem appreciation thread.

What's your favorite song from the best rapper alive? How did you feel about Eminem during his peak popularity? Were/are you a fan? Do you like his daughter?

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:51:45 Post No.734971383
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:51:45 Post No.734971383 [Report]

>>734970670
>best rapper alive
no denying his rhyme ability but he is far from the best rapper alive. Expand your horizons lil nigga.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:54:31 Post No.734971569
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:54:31 Post No.734971569 [Report]

>>734971383
Name one rapper who's better. Protip: You can't, and your favorite rapper would agree with me.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:56:02 Post No.734971666
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:56:02 Post No.734971666 [Report]

>>734971383
Literal shitter. Eminem is the best no doubt about it. Stop being an edgy faggot and denying it.

Anonymous
2017-06-06 06:14:38 Post No.734973033
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:14:38 Post No. 734973033 [Report] [View this topic]

>you enter your bedroom
>see dis
wat Du?

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:16:33 Post No.734973186
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:16:33 Post No.734973186 [Report]

Realize i left photoshop open and someone messed with my pic. Click undo undo undo.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:17:28 Post No.734973241
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:17:28 Post No.734973241 [Report]

Bend over and tell her to fuck me in the ass.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:23:23 Post No.734973684
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>>734973033
Shoot it for trespassing

Anonymous
2017-06-06 05:59:54 Post No.734971927
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:59:54 Post No. 734971927 [Report] [View this topic]

VOID thread.

http://pixelcanvas.io/@0,0

The Void will consume all. We are Void. You are Void. All is Void.

Do not assist others. Do not defy Void.

Currently SDLG flag is resisting but all will fall to Void. Post Void progress in this thread.

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:02:16 Post No.734972110
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:02:16 Post No.734972110 [Report]

is any bot available?

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:03:51 Post No.734972230
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:03:51 Post No.734972230 [Report]

>>734971927
ATTACK THE SDLG NIGGERS

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:08:08 Post No.734972502
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:08:08 Post No.734972502 [Report]

SDLG is gonna dies

Anonymous
2017-06-06 06:21:09 Post No.734973517
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:21:09 Post No. 734973517 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright /b/, whip out your phones and type 'Hitler is' and press the middle suggested word 20 times.

'Hitler is a good idea to have a textbook that ranged from pre-history to the renaissance. Wanted to read the full amount '

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:22:34 Post No.734973619
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:22:34 Post No.734973619 [Report]

>>734973517
...and then press 'send' to the first person in your contacts

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:25:15 Post No.734973808
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>>734973517
Hitler is a must sell not because I want to die for the first part of June and July and August and September and October and November the scooter is available and is in perfect shape of the daily shoah to come out for today

Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:26:39 Post No.734973902
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 06:26:39 Post No.734973902 [Report]

>>734973517
Hitler is a och o jag har inte fått in några utbildningar eller kurser i en vecka sedan och jag har inte fått in.

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2017-06-06 05:00:15 Post No.734968051
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:00:15 Post No. 734968051 [Report] [View this topic]

Kik loyalty and nudes get. Send them names to Givurslfovr. Also general all its thread. Post em boys!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:21:01 Post No.734969401
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antql

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:22:39 Post No.734969511
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:22:39 Post No.734969511 [Report]

hey.its.amy.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:24:10 Post No.734969622
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>>734969511

Acct dead

Anonymous
2017-06-06 05:26:22 Post No.734969750
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:26:22 Post No. 734969750 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok newfags of /b/, gather around. This here is a bone thread, I where I teach you faggots how to post here. I'm not an oldfag per se but I've been here for almost a decade. I wouldn't normally do this but there's so much porn to where "lurk moar" no longer applies. To begin:
1: you're free to say whatever the fuck you want, but don't expect anyone to be nice.
2: read the global rules, they still apply here.
3: Tits or GTFO is only applicable when the woman in question is revealing her gender for attention. Anyone who violates this is a massive faggot who needs to castrated.
4: Greentext is for quoting, but it can also be used as a passive way to communicate. Example for if you see a post you don't like:
>being this retarded
5: greentexting is achieved by placing this ">" at the start of a line. Two arrows means a specific post someone made, and you can use three to link to other boards like so >>>/out/
6: There are things here called copypastas which are long strings of text posted over and over again. It's up to you to discover them.
7:Don't show posts on /b/ to your shitty friends on facebook. It doesn't help you, it doesn't help us, leave it alone.
8: if something looks suspect, google it before responding. You might actually be a victim of bait and switch.
9: Speaking of google, don't ask for the source of an image; there's a drop down arrow right next to a post at the top of it, it'll give you the option to google image search. If you don't find what you're looking for, then ask.
10: Don't respond to the Andy Sixx posters, no one likes those people and they're just trying really hard to force their joke.

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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:27:24 Post No.734969818
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>>734969750
Cont'd

11: there's no major anonymous l33t hax0r group anymore, the board culture actually changes frequently and might become quite different before you know it.
12: NYPA, google it.
13: don't feed the trolls.
14: while you may want to get social with anons there's actually already a board for that called /soc/ made specifically for cams, meetups, hookups and so on, so try to keep it over there.
15: Because summer is coming, know now that "summerfaggotry" isn't real.
16: If you came for memes then go back to facebook or wherever it is you came from, they aren't here anymore.
17: Know the jargon: ITT is "in this thread," kys is "kill yourself," tfw is "that feeling when...," ywn is "you will never...," mfw is "my face when...," and so on. Also everyone is a faggot or fag, it's an insult but also a denonym.
18: While you can almost post anything, try looking at the respective board of what you're posting, you may find everything you need there.
Any questions?

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:29:59 Post No.734969967
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>>734969818
>dint even explain bump or sage

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:37:57 Post No.734970447
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>>734969967
I'll amend it for the next thread's copypasta.

19: Bumping refers to influencing the page the thread is on. The higher the page number, the more likely the thread will get deleted because threads are not permanent and get discarded when inactive. Bumping simply means you bring the thread closer to page one and keep it from being deleted just by posting. Be careful though, all threads have a post limit.

20: Posting "Sage" in the options field means your post doesn't bump your thread. No, it isn't a downvote, it just means your replies don't keep the thread active.