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this is like furry porn or trap levels of degeneracy tbh

>>744896456
Bump

>>744897012
Don't talk shit on muh Lexi, fag

>>744898845
Get them drunk, fuck them, ask if it was gay after.

Just don't let them move in. Problem solved

they're probably a preddy cool dude
he'll be cray as fuck though watch out. make sure they're not lv12 sjw warriors before you say or do anything around them. if they're not then party hard together.

>>744894752
Am gay. This is dream life tbh. Look after kids and house for my husband.

>>744894752
i would do this, why the fuck not?

if i didn't have kids/if i had extra time, i would start working from home/doing freelance software dev

ezpzlife

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>>744894924
How would you have kids if you're gay, faggot?

>>744897359
battletoads?

how did you capture the little guy?

>>744897359
cum on it first

>>744900015

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Awesome.

he's /ourguy

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>>744900015

>>744899529
Looks like good weed. I'm not good with strains though.

What's the consistency of the nugs? I usually feel like sativas are more fluffy and indicas are denser

I smonk marinara sauce. I don't know

>>744899529
some sort of sativa dominant hybrid I am guessing

>>744892790
lurkin

>>744892790
I wish we could stop calling them dresses and start calling them body socks. It just sounds so much more fetishy that way.

Panties, lets see dat dere fempen

>>744898790
Reroll

>>744898790
Roll for this

>>744894023
Please continue good sir. Shove something in her

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Still wanting these saves?

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>>744894362
And they still praise their government....

Remember... WTC 7 was damaged by debris and burned for hours.

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>>744894362
>yankees
holy shit! lmao. are you from some 3rd world country in the 1930's?

Lurking from last thread

Gimme some baby faced chicks

>>744891815

I had a very violent and criminal past.

As I was fucking my girlfriend yesterday, I was thinking of my cousins girlfriend only. My gf came so hard that she told me she wants me to "do this more".

I'm stressed out and on the verge of becoming mentally ill because I'm worried that the woman I fucked abroad a couple of months ago got pregnant. I have no way of checking.

>>744891905
You still do. Tell us more?

Anyone have any requests? ill do some quickly

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>>744897661

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>>744897661
This beauty