How can I gain weight faster ???
Eat concrete you fat shit
>>744908131
did you mean loose weight?
>>744909193
nice try OP, you fat fuck
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>>744909144
Fucking kek
>>744909144
Bwahaha, that is pretty funny. I remember the episode, he was looking at them put a boot on his car.
>>744909144
theres a sneed joke in there, but i just cant seem to find it.
What does /b/ think about coffee? Is it good for you?
fucking bump again
Idk if it's good for you but it's fucking delicious
tea is better for you
fucking nerds get rekt
Amateur ONLY Cum Sperma Jizz Load thread. Triple Bonus for OC.
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>>744907240
You will all see, continue
>>744907113
A WhatsApp image from last week, wow how scary. What next, a Facebook pic from July? Fuck off little girl
ask a guy who had his penis and balls removed anything
>>744908282
Why would you post this?
>>744908282
healed nicely btw
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Behavioral Rehabilitation Specialist here, I work with crazy people. AMA (Ask me anything)
>>744902968
Do you work with substance abuse councilors? What certs have you gotten?
theoretically speaking, if i had a friend who became sexually excited at the thought of committing suicide, and used a loaded gun pointed to his head in order to jack off, how would i as his friend who does not live physically near him rehabilitate him of this behavioral problem?
why do i fantasize about terrible things happening to me?
random thread
>>744900607
Hey /b/ i wanna share my stories of my life in a middle school tard class
Idk how many i'll be posting i'll start with a few names and descriptions
and if you guys like it i'll post more.
Hopefully you'll find these years as absurd as i did and do.
>Be me
>middle school
>In one of two tard classes for my bipolar disorder
>both tard classrooms are in the basement
>two teachers and 4 tard police split between each class with police subs every now and then
>Most of the tards are either bipolar, schizos and sociopaths. the rest are autists, downies and hyper functioning aspies
>Neither of 2 classrooms are tard segregated
>no seating arrangements the first year
>massivetardclusterfuck.jpg
>my class consisted of a number of different tards at least 13 (I might me missing a few but that's irrelevant)
Class 1
Boys:
>Me the bipolar instigator
>Brendan the cleft lip wonder tard
>Michael The pyro schizo
>Cody the constantly drugged bipolar best friend
>Tayvon the angry smart mouthed nigger
>stephen the bipolar spic gang menber
>Favion, Stevens rival spic gang member
>Jessie the schizo bipolar cockwaffle with a cool dad
>Gustavo the bipolar spic who struggles to speak English
>Aaron the hyper functioning bipolar autist
>Tommy the sociopathic compulsive liar
>Eric the potato
Girls:
>Hope the psycho GF also a hoe
>Cassandra the well developed bipolar mulatto
>Jessica the hot bipolar psycho future model
>Lisa The future autistic GF with a cute face
Class 2 (only the relevant ones/ones i remember the most)
>Anthony, Stevens older twin brother and even more bipolar than he is
>Mario the closet fagtard also mulatto
>Omar, Cassandras bipolar younger brother
>Keenan, Cody's younger brother
>James the other potato
>>744895159
6th grade: The first day bitch
>First day of school
>See elementary school crush
>used to hit on her all the time
>her brother and i were close friends
>Ohshityougoheretoo?.gif
>Looks at me with confusion and visible worry
>"Hey anon, my brother doesnt go here, he went to a different school."
>oh
>ask her for her number
>gives me the rejection hotline #
>after school
>go home and call number
>what a bitch
>never seen her since
>>744895362
FFWD a few days: The first kiss
>Sitting in class bored af Not doing much of anything but day dreaming
>tards argueing and yelliing
>Tard police doing nothing helpful
>Teacher trying to get the class under controll and to pay attention
>day goes on like this untill lunch where the tards of both classes get to eat with the non tards
>go to lunch
>sit across from mario and hope
>Have random convorsation about dogs that then leads to a convorsation aboout sex
>Itsgettinghotinhere.png
>Go to recess
>walk laps around the track field
>continue convorsation
>Hope asked mariio and i if we ever had sex or kissed someone
>Mario said "not yet"
>I lied and said "i have a bunch of times"
>Hope leans over to me and kisses me on the lips
>First kiss by a girl ever
>Then leans over to mario and kisses him on the lips
>uwotm9
>competitivemodeactivated.gif
>leans over to me again and decide to be brave and tongue it.
>she blushes
>kisses mario again
>no tongue
>cant compete
>Ask her to flash us her tits
>looks around quickly
>She does it!
>mfw
>still flat chested
>slightlydiisapointedyetmildlyamused.png
>recess is half over
>walk to the very edge corner of the field where this drainage ditch is
>three of us sit on the concrete covering the drainage pipe
>Hope sits in the middle of us
>The connvorsation continues
>"I showed you mine now you show me yours" she said
>"Okay, but one rule, if one guys dick is out the other has to close/cover his eyes" i said
>All agree
Oh boy, I guess it's time for a cringe thread
How much do you think you should be earning if you want to have a submissive slave wife who stays at home and does all the cooking and cleaning? Assuming you have no kids. Maybe she could have a part time job if you're not a high-earner...?
I know plenty of women would be into this.
Bumping with more slave wives
>>744899055
prolly need to make about 100k and be better than average in looks and she needs to be about a 6.5, 7 tops, for this realistically to work, assuming you are white (maaaybe white hispanic) and 35-45 and she's 25-30.
source: I have a slave girl and have been learning for years what is required to put a girl in that position. It does take masterful game from the start and if you're not a natural you're not going to get this. After the girl is deeply, I'm talking Alpha Widow level, in love with you, THEN you start introducing the comforts of wealth, as well as requiring (never asking, always demanding) her to start falling into her role.
Its not easy but it can be done. My girl has learned she is lucky to serve me and I can take away that privilege at any moment. Meanwhile she does all cook, clean, and asks what I want her to wear and permission to do things and obviously, receives a dirty face-fucking each night (sex in pussy is for when she has been a very good girl, doesn't get that automatically, and needless to say anal fairly often).
You guys want more of this thicc asian girl?
bump
post them shits
Pokebox thread
>>744895868
Bump
>>744895868
Bump
>>744895868
Post a sexy renamon, thatll probaby make em post
Let's have a thread in honour of the women who go braless. Go!!!
who is this fine T H O T
My gf loves it she says it feels better, is sexy, and everyone looks at them turning her on.
s/fur
>>744897745
Bump
An old woman approaches and offers to grant you 1 wish. It can be anything except for more wishes, even indirectly (dont be a faggot).
it is, however, one of those "be careful what you wish for" type of deals. the woman/witch will grant your wish, but will attempt to interpret it in the worst possible way, for you that is.
What do you wish for, so that she can find no loopholes in your wish and you get exactly what you want?
>>744899162
I wish OP wasn't a faggot.
To know the lottery numbers 1 day in advance.
>>744899162
learn in that same moment the meaning of life