weirdest boner
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MILF/hot mature women thread
>>735981865
More!
>>735981988
>>735982358
Mmmm bikini pics?
Well it's a sad day boys. Today is the day I finally disassociate myself with this cesspool of aids. This board has always been shit but never to this degree. I've garnered all this shit from 2010 and it's just wasting space on my PC.
Dubs - delete the folder
Trips - post all the contents for the newfags
Here we go faggot
>>735986993
Celebrity folder
>>735987241
Wow thanks for the new wallpaper.
Innie thread. Post your best ones
Tight spread pussies also welcome
Roll trips for her fuck video
I like dirty shit
Feel like this is bait but no harm in biting
>>735985636
It's not bait, ill deliver
g/fur
I thought about getting a bad dragon.
Should I get a David or a roland?
>>735983289
I posted first so everyone would see
bump
Am I ugly?
Side profile shot 1
>>735985003
Yes
Side profile 2
name my band /b/
>>735977770
so close to hexes
gaysian
>>735977770
tweedledee & tweedledumbledick
Lost my sesame folder - Help me make a new one /b/ - I know you got them somewhere
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
>Fragen stellt wie immer ihr
Halts Maul du Untermensch
wird auch mal zeit jetzt
Alright /b/ros, strap in for a good old fashioned greentext
>be me, almost in mid 20s, engaged to highschool sweetheart, working an okay job driving an okay car, etc.
>my best friend is another girl I went to school with, have been close friends for 7 or 8 years
>before I started to date my fiancee, sort of dated best friend, never really went anywhere because HS sweetheart became single suddenly, had major boner for her so went for it
>well call her A, well call friend S
>S was kind of jaded I went after A but we still stayed good friends, sort of dropped off after HS but picked up again in a year or so later
>S went through some bad boyfriends, asked for advice, etc. Eventually is interested in her sisters friend, but isn't confident enough to ask him out
>tell her she's beautiful and funny etc, she should be confident and goes for it
>mfw i accidentally set her up with her now husband
Continuing in next post
>>735980941
>fast forward a year or so
>really on the rocks with A, had been together several years but she had issues with bipolar disorder and couldn't keep a job, etc.
>one night in summer get in a huge fight, blow up at her and ultimately decide I can't be with her anymore
>drive home crying, my life is in ruins, don't know what to do
>text S, she's my best friend, she'll know what to do
>text her "hey it's me, are you busy? I could really use a friend right now"
>she texts me back a few minutes later, it's an MMS. I open it. It's a picture of her and her boyfriend at dinner.
>"hey, it's [redacted] and I's first anniversary! We have a big night planned but I'll text you tomorrow, okay?"
That was the night I knew I let her get away.
>>735981319
Fast forward another two years
>A and I only stayed broken up over that summer, we got back together and stayed together.
>A had been pressuring me since so many of our friends had gotten engaged, "it's our turn"
>watching a movie one night, get a text from S
>"I'm engaged!!!"
>A sees it, about has a fucking nuclear meltdown
>on the rocks again with A, suffering with extreme depression
>S asks me to be in the wedding, I have to decline because I don't feel they were ready to get married, barely been together 3 years
>S hates me for saying it, but ends up thanking me later for being the only one concerned for her
>have to suffer through that wedding
That was the night I realized I loved my best friend, and I could never have her now.
>>735981784
I know no one is reading this, but I don't have anyone else to tell. So the internet collective gets to hear it.
>present day
>still very close to S but haven't seen her in a few months, mostly because I avoid getting together with her
>don't want my fiancee to catch me staring at her, she's suspicious enough
>we openly talk about sex, always have
>tell her how A and I haven't had much sex lately
>making fun of me for having blue balls
>end up talking about sex for a while, into the night
>fall asleep around 3 am, have pretty graphic sex dream with S
>mention it this morning, not in detail, just that I had a weird dream
>bugs me about it all day
>finally give in and tell her, she keeps playing dumb and asking more questions like "what do you mean by that"
>finally just flat out tell her I fantasized about her
>she sort of makes fun of me for it but in a playful way like "nuh uh you probably woke up because I was so ugly" etc. Fishing I guess
>keep falling for it
>she finally says something about how I should take care of myself so I don't have another sex dream
>pretty horny thinking about it at this point
>she says she's going to bed in a minute. Before I can even respond I get a second message. Not meant for me.
for the first time of my life I am really determined to succed in a no fap challenge (I really do need it.. I fap so much my dick hurts every time I do) so I'll roll for it (last 2 digits = no fap days)
feel free to join /b/ros
oh well.. I guess I'll just die then
>>735984799
Lol good luck with that 99 days my dude
>>735984799
Damn fam. Literally the largest number you could have rolled. Meant to be.
Try butthole stimulation orgasms. It's technically no fap.
Fb/Ig fap
this cosplay cumdumpster claims she's never taken nude pics, can anyone call this slut out on her bullshit? her name is amouranth
>>735985070
Why does it bother you so much?
Are you that much of a fat, socially rejected fucktard that you have to prove people wrong just to feel better about your miserable life?
Don't bother with the whole "I'm 6ft5" & buff as fuck i'd kick your ass"
Just grow the fuck up or better yet find a strong enough rope and go fuckong kill yourself.
So what if she has or hasn't, is it because she rejected you?
the white knight is strong with this one
>>735985214
spiderman thread
nigger fart
>>735985598
gbrgsbergbfert
>>735985560