>WATCH AS I ASCEND TO GODLIKE STATUS BY ANSWERING EVERY PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION YOU HAVE!
>>736125201
>NOT NO IS YES.
>>736125120
are traps gay?
>>736125120
Stop posting and kill yourself
Rule 34 thread?
>>736127539
Bump
Story Time /b/
>be 27, had been working a new company for about 2 months.
>female co-worker occasionally jokingly asks me if I was "open minded".
>think that she's either propositioning me for a MLM scheme or Sex.
>snoop around the office and find her personnel record, she's 8 years older than me and single (cougar automatically came to my mind).
>already had a fiancée, and was about to get married, didn't want to risk it.
>have a company team building -overnight event at a resort, where everyone ends up drinking at the end of the day.
>we pass by each other at the corridor outside our rooms late in the evening.
>she was wearing a wet shirt, underneath was a 2 piece bathing suit.
>>736127752
>already had a few drinks and was going back to my room to take a piss.
>she says hi, and I greet her back. She then asks again if I was open minded.
>felt uninhibited and told her we could talk about it in her room.
>she stands there for a few seconds, then gives me a smile.
>we get to her room and she tells me to have a seat.
>then she ask - okay, what is we're going to talk about.
>I start to internally panic, thinking "shit, what have I gotten myself into?"
>few moments past, she's just there in front of me waiting for an answer.
>I don't remember my exact words, but I just told myself "Fuck it".
>told her something like, I was already in a relationship, but I found her attractive and wanted to have sex with her....
>a few moments pass, she sits on top of me, and we start making out.
>took of her shirt, and bathing suit top before remembering I needed to take a piss.
>think to my self "what the fuck do I say now?"
>as we were making out, made eye contact then glance over to the bed.
>she got the hint, and walked over to the bed half naked.
>I on the other hand went the opposite way and went to the bathroom.
Ok
>>736127834
>noticed that she was surprised, as I went in the bathroom.
>did my business, god-damn sweet release .
>didn't flush thinking the sound would ruin the mood.
>back out while striping down.
>she's laying there waiting.
>I remove her bathing suit bottom.
>her pussy is already dripping wet.
>I had intended to eat her out first, but she starts pulling me up.
>Thought to myself "she wants the D"
>Fucked for about an hour and a half.
>felt like my testicles shrank as I was cumming in her.
>both of us fell asleep from exhaustion.
>she wakes me up at sunrise, told me to get dressed before everyone else wakes up for breakfast.
>my drowsiness went away, as I had creampied her with what felt like a shot glass of cum.
>I ask her if she was on birth control.
>She answers, No. But she was going to drop by the local pharmacy to buy Plan B before breakfast.
>Told her that I'd go with her. Thinking, I should since I came in her - and I didn't want any bastard at this time.
>On the way to the pharmacy, She tells me that she hadn't had sex in a while (a bit near a year), since her last relationship.
>I had propositioned her, in a roundabout way, to be friends with benefits.
>Fast forward to present day - I've married my fiancée, we have 1 baby, I still work in the same office with that cougar.
porn webm thread
Cringe thread
OC only
>>736121763
whats wrong with toe shoes?
saw this on b
>>736121858
Saw This on b
childhood crush thread
>>736122733
>>736122765
>>736122839
whats your excuses
We'd rather eat massive amounts of food per sitting than look decent
t. all of America
>>736119129
i don't make millions for playing make believe with my unlikely buddy Leo
I'm lazy af
you nostalgia, you lose
>>736121680
>Already lost like fuck
>>736121680
Why is that supposed to make me nostalgic?
>>736126835
sharpie in the pooper?
Trips decides what I do with this twice-blessed vial of holy water
OP will deliver
>>736125207
wash your balls by this
>>736125207
that aint a vial dibshit
>twice-blessed
>>736125207
splash it in the face of Satan
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>736126296
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>736126296
>Queen
>>736126672
S j w
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736103483
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>736127399
>>736127512
Thank you for making the thread
>>736127530
Cute.
>>736127571
That's a pretty big difference!
Faces you'd come on.
>pic / gifs/ webms
>>736124251
Your virginity is safe champ
I have just found this website bookmarked on my daughter's pc.
Can anybody tell me what the fuck is happening here?
Porn, strage animals, racism, young guys dressed as girls...
What the fuck this website is?
>>736124332
post your dick and we will tell you
i love ths website.
im your daughter and i masturbate to this stuff
>>736124332
>daughter's
nice try, there's no girls on the internet
Me and my gf are trying chastity tomorrow?
How is it gonna be?
>>736117370
hell. seriously it's only good in fantasy. unless you have a very specific penis and a very specific cage and somehow manage to avoid chafing or ball pain, you'll be lucky
>>736117370
Bad.
>>736118191
actually let me correct myself. it's fun for short term foreplay but if you try and go the long term/permanent route you won't last. too many problems will arise