I fucked up bad guys
>be me
>work for private ambulance
>normal partner doesn't show up
>my boss says i have to go up with the new girl
>shes a solid 7/10 and real cool
>we were cracking jokes all shift
>days going by really good
>starting to think she kinda likes me
>we get a call to go to a really shitty group home for "aggressive behavior"
>I say "niggers probably off his meds" as a joke
>she doesn't laugh and gets real quiet
>after call i try to explain it was a joke but she still quiet
>refuses to talk to me since
That was a few hours ago and she still won't talk. First i feel like i just fucked up any chance of a relationship and second I'm scared she'll tell our boss. What should I do?
>>736239522
Firefag here. EMS chicks are all sluts. Another one will be around shortly. Fucks her. Probably thinks she's actually going to help people and change a life.
Kiss your ass goodbye, stupid.
>>736239522
>First i feel like i just fucked up any chance of a relationship and second I'm scared she'll tell our boss.
Maybe you should think more with the head in your skull, and less with the head in your pants, kiddo.
What are you, 14 years old?
Try going Vegan for 30 days
>>736239484
Vegetarian here. Close to vegan but I doubt I could do it. It ain't easy being cheese-less.
>>736239484
fuck off fagget kys
yea im the edgiest guy around
I just found out that my girlfriend has been giving all three of our roommates blowjobs.
Weekly. For several months now.
She acts like it isn't a big deal. She says that blowjobs aren't sex, so it technically isn't cheating. She also said that they've been paying her $20 for each blowjob and then she handed me $1400. She called it "daddy's cut".
I'm a bartender and I have to go to work in an hour. All four of them are in the living room right now, watching TV. All of my roommates know I know now. They have been walking around my house with these shit-eating grins on their face. There is this awkward tension in the room, like they are all waiting for me to leave.
Should I go to work or should I quit my job and stay home to make sure they don't start throat banging my girlfriend 2 minutes after I walk out door?
>>736239668
>$20 for each blowjob
>$1400
she might be a slut, fam
>>736239668
That fucking slut doesn't deserve you and I would beat the shit out of your roommates.
>>736239668
Bump the price to $50
post characters that are literally you..
>>736239812
What does that mean?
bepis
Howdy
Bepis did nothing wrong
What's her name faggots
How da fyck i know, I saw her for the first time
>>736243301
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=taK7KPsfl3Y
This
Suzuka.
post the stuff you fapped to back in the day
Roll!
Does someone actually do these ?
>>736236956
Dunno
>>736235141
does anyone actually do what they roll?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736223977
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Yui claimed
>>736240881
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
I like this and thanks for the bake OP
Shinoa claimed ',:)
nude game, roll 7 for her
>>736241038
still 7
>>736241259
Ff wf
>>736241259
Same pic nude
FB/ INSTA Fap 3.00
>>736243521
more middle god damn
YLYL thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkKSI4hEkvc
Hey /b/, wanna play a game?
>Jack is a 22 year old NEET that does nothing but play World of Warcraft and gets kicked out of his mom's basement one day after his parents are tired of his shit. Jack wants to explore the world and find a job.
>Unfortunately, Jack is a schizophrenic, causing him to believe that he is in a world similar to World of Warcraft.
Before the game begins, you must allot 10 points into your attributes.
>post ending in 2,4,6,8 or dubs gets to choose where to allot
>>736236916
those aren't WoW stats.
anyway all 10 stat point into autism for the biggest sperglord possible
all 10 to strength, retard power go
>>736237075
This
Draw Thread
call you dad at some point today edition
so. any requests?
Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the album below
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>736240227
loli rape
Rule 34 Part 2
taking /r/