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No niggas allowed.
Lets do this boys.
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I own legal title to a car.
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>>736351516
i drive a pt cruiser.
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I'll only have sex with an Asian if I pay for it in a distant land.
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perfect waxed pussy bread. Bonus for innies
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Theirs a 50 something year old at work
>I've been there for 3 years
>We would just make small talk and she jokes a lot
>She smokes
>Now recently on year 3 she's said if she was younger she'd chase me.
>I ask how old she is. She's hesitant but tells.
>I say that's not old
>She breaks eye contact and looks shocked
>Many weeks later we're alone and she touches my hand
>Now its been a few months. I see her at work every now and then but its briefly.
>Other day she sees me and I'm busy looking for something.
>As I search she greets me and gently scratches my back
>We talk a little and she laughs at unfunny joke
>We hold eye contact smiling then I leave
She's divorced. You guys said she want the D.
**NOW TODAY**
I made small talk bout movies since she used to let me borrow them. So i said what movies you seen lately? She gave a lengthy answer. I told her a movie I seen in theaters. She told me she rathers see movies at home and blah with little jokes. I agreed it is better. Then slipped in you ever want to see a movie some time? She said her neighbor always bugs her with tickets but she rather watch em at home but thanks with a smile. I smiled and said you're welcome. If I corrected her I'd look more desperate and ruin her excuse. She could easily said we can at my place if she was with it.
The funny part minutes before I went for it she greeted me. Said she likes seeing me cause Im so cute and made small talk.
I can't tell this to no one irl so here I am. Thoughts?
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>>736352570
Ask her to come over and watch a movie with you at your place you dipshit
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>>736352748
pretty much this, it's an opener.
Women that age don't need to play games like girl, she knows if she comes to your place, or you go t hers it's a definate fuck.
I had a convo with a 40+ woman nce, she asked what I do, I said IT, she said she had a computer issue, could I come sort it....we fucked. I didn't even look at her computer.
Also if she is uggo, fuck it anyway. no need to talk about it to anyone other than your /b/ros
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>>736352748
anon could probably flat out ask her if she's interested in a sexual relationship, but since you work together that could affect your life so don't do that. but older women are insanely forward and wouldnt take offence to that question. but no one should take offence to that question, it's very straightforward, honest, and not threatening
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Well North Korea fucked up, Otto Warmbier died from his injury etc.
Wonder what non-response Trump will come up with, maybe more hot air from his mouth, all bluster and no action no doubt.
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obviously no action. you'd have to be a complete moron to visit north korea let alone break their insane laws. thats like visiting the inside of a volcano and crying to the president when you get burned
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>>736349484
he was released days ago. this is just another false flag to prepare attacks against the DPRKs souvereignity.
yet of course you just love to eat US imperialist masters dick, you little cocksock.
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>>736349658
This motherfucker defending North Korea?
Come on anon, even you can't bait this hard...
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W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
Better l-late than never!
Do you need a kind word? A helping hand? Some help with your medication and perspective on life?
Come s-sit down and h-have some tea with me.
Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous; I'm right h-here rooting for you!
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Meow
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>>736351281
Please stop posting forever.
I'm sick to death of seeing you type like a complete stuttering retard.
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>>736351350
H-hello kitty, would you l-like some tea?
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Post a pic of your face and have others rate you out of ten
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>>736348673
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>>736348804
7.2 or cute/10
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Would you fuck my sister
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>>736347802
Yes, now post more
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Yeah.
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Has /b/ ever been in an threesome, foursome, or orgy? Stories? Greentext?
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bumping with orgy porn
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Ill be lurking for the porn. Been one of my biggest fantasies. Im bi so i would love to use a girl like a slut with a couple guys
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hidden creep voyeur thread
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Kek
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>>736353588
the fuck was the kid doing, trying to eat it?
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>>736353588
O' darwin you magnificent motherfucker. You almost had him, but who will be the first recorded death by fidget spinner?
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>>736353588
Checked
Dumb bitch, that kid is probably scarred for life.
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THE FEDS ARE HERE! QUICK, MAKE YOUR NORMAL FACE
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Overrated Movies Thread.
Just finished watching Arrival because of all the hype i have seen on this website and it was a huge letdown. Wasn't anywhere near as mind blowing complex as people made it out to be, it was maybe slightly above average overall.
Have people really become this dumb down that they think this was mind bending?
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>>736352569
>i
You probably just didn't get it because you're a dumb nigger.
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Arrival was a good movie
stop being some edgy edgelord cuck beta jew
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RANGO was an overrated pretentious piece of shit.
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Small tits thread. Because there is a big tits thread and little boobs need love too
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Fuckdamn.
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/b/
i want to divorce my wife
since having kids she has gotten really fat and she has stretch marks which fucking gross me out
i have two kids with her so i haven't divorced her yet
but i have been sleeping with her bestfriend
pic is her
wwyd /b/?
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this is her tummy, i just dont find hee attractive anymore /b/
what can i do
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>>736351694
Your wife or her breastfriend?
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>>736351694
You're an asshole, my dude. Enjoy dying alone.
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White people sure are funny. Post those mayonnaise memes
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Imagine if 4chan made fun of white people as much as niggers
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>>736350322
Ok, I just did. Thanks for the trip to my imagination!
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>>736349934
Frosting Burgers are best burgers