>be 21
>finally lose virginity to girl you've been dating for the past three weeks
>you don't last very long. you cum in ten minutes because it feels AMAZING
>she gets pouty about it
>"fuck! already?"
>you say sorry and then fall asleep in 15 seconds
>when you wake up she's gone
>she stops returning your phone calls
>she doesn't reply to texts
>saturday, you run into her at the same bar where you met her
>she totally brushes you off
>she makes it very clear that she considers your presence at the bar a nuisance
>"OMG are you following me??" really loud so her girlfriends can hear
>as if the bar is hers and you're trespassing
>her white knights start eyeballing you
>you were at the bar first
>she arrived an hour and a half AFTER you got there
>but you're following her, apparently
>you get really sad and leave so no one can see you cry
>you really liked her, until now
>spend all day sunday drunk as piss, completely out of your gourd
>today, you find out from friend that after you left the bar, she told bartender that you have a small dick
>she said it really loud in front of most of the bar
>everybody laughed as she made a hand gesture with her pinky finger
>your dick is exactly 6 inches. It's a half inch above average.
>it isn't small
>she lied about your size solely to harm your reputation because she's mad at you for cumming too fast
What do?
I feel like my reputation has been vandalized and I don't know how to defend myself.
How do you defend yourself against false allegations of having a small dick?
>How do you defend yourself against false allegations of having a small dick?
You seriously can't. Either move or you will have to do something illegal such as flashing your erect cock in public. A woman can very easily permanently destroy a man's reputation with zero repercussions. Men have no power in western society.
Just brush it off, maybe don't go to the same bar for at least a month.
I mean, apart from what happened, you fucked your crush, and lost your virginity to her. That's pretty awesome, in my opinion.
One of these days, you tools are going to figure out that we are the only ones who are allowed to be vulnerable.
Work at publix AMA
How's the heat?
What department?
How often do you have to lix your pubs?
Rekt/gore thread?
>>736374347
go to the trap thread instead my dude
>>736374567
Whats the difference. Both ops would be faggots.
>>736374925
That looks like a saturday night at my parents house
FB/IG fap thread continued
Loli and Spiderman thread
and there's goes the thread
considering finding a local MP that does happy endings, any advice for a nervous anon and finding a place?
also general MP stories thread
How do you even go about finding one? Asking for a friend.
>>736373990
There's a few online sites, can't think of any off the top of my head though so bump
bumping for a friend
Celeb Thread again.
>>736380033
Hero with the dubs
>>736380033
>>736380033
Nessa making me so weak.
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I fucking love these
Cock tribute thread
/b/ has been hit by a continuous raid from Reddit for the last year and a half with cuckoldry-related shit being spammed. Some of it is subliminal/subversive.
>Pics you're not supposed to share
>Wwyd? (What would you do?)
>Girlfriend/wife/ex
>Dubs/trips and I release the rest
>You mad white boi?
>Cuckoldry shit
>Trap threads
>Dick tribute threads
All of this is a raid conducted by John Bettendorf to push a psyop in order to condition people to accept cuckoldry and the related. It is an operation known as Project Normalize. Notice all of these things are spammed constantly and are all related to cuckoldry in some form or another. Also, none of the "girlfriends" posted are legitimate. They're screenshots of camwhores from apple computers and iPhones if you look at the filenames. Any thread asking /b/ if there's more of a specific amateur girl or an Instagram is looking for more to be posted in future threads as fake girlfriends.
On another note, the kik threads are all CP trade threads and should be reported immediately. Discord threads/posts are actually clickbait for views and sponsorships.
Make a Nazi or a Hitler thread and all those cuckold-related threads slow down since the Nazi thread distracts those posters with opposing posts and damage control. Mention how Antifa is shit, and watch the shills pour in to defend such a horrible group of faggots.
Pic 100% related.
CUCKOLDS GET OUT
>>736382238
Nice cock
Cock her pls
What's your catchphrase /b/?
>Mine is "It's all good in the 'hood"
mne changes a lot
right now i guess its "for fucks sake" or "fucks sake"
>>736378585
>>736378759
For a while I was channeling McConaughey and saying "alright alright alright" but now most of my sentences end with "fucking mutt" in reference to one of these 5 fucking dogs my family keeps around
Kill me
:(
>>736379385
Here's some more good stuff
Kik threaad
fredtucket if anyone wants to trade pics of ladies,
Antql
Lives in Atlanta
Video of her
>https://mega.nz/#!vY8HXYSZ!56GUdM9TBxQ1LdVcVHocIuGj0yiX8aT6TsATn8EZ1HM
Text her @
>4705751824
Her father
>6787537233
sophsoph502 from Illinois, gets fucked by her dad
g/fur
>keeping muslims out
>keeping jobs in
>isn't afraid of being politically incorrect
>against islamization of europe and america
>media hates him
Believe it or not, Trump is your savior Americans!
Trump is the only person who can save America
>>736378243
Fuck yeah!
Why hasn't the US gotten oil from Venezuela yet and cut ties with those Saudi fuckers?
YLYL